Spag wrote on 12/23/11 at 21:48:15:
Must be why I see people call Sonic fans furries lol.
Which then brings us to Rule 34 I would think.....
It baffles me because people just draw Mickey Mouse and Disney characters fucking because it's funny. Not because of a inner desire for it.
But somewhere across multiple generations of puberty. Sonic the Hedgehog became fucking sexy as hell for some people.
Fucking gross. I think most of the female sonic characters are 14. But that is just one of the things that is fucking wrong about all this.
Somewhere someone is playing Sonic 1 and suffocating him while jacking off to the death.
Why not Mario? Princess Peach has boobies and goes to the gym and shit. Also she looks over 17 and has a fucking castle and the king has been gone since Mario 3. So you know.
Plus when she gets kidnapped you can take like a week off before you do anything cause it doesn't matter that much. Kind of a favor really. You get to be a hero and you get some time away from your woman as well as getting to kill tons of shit without any punishment. Dropping Bowser into molten lava.
Do rings come into play during fake sonic sex? Like if i ejaculate do i lose all my rings and you gotta pick em up? Or do i wear em on my dick and they fall off and you do it that way?
Does Tails have 2 anuses?
Someone should make a Human Centepede monster of all the Sonic characters then make a game for it called Sonic Centepede. Vs the evil German Doctor. That would be awesome. Robotnik is in the front.
FEED HER ROBOTNIK! FEED HIM AMY! FEEEEEEeeeeEED HIM SONIC! FEEEEEEED HER KNUCKLES! FEEEEEED HER CREAM! I'm afraid you are constipated rouge and you will have to be replaced.
Robotnik is totally fine with it and compliments the doctor on his stitching. "You know honestly this is what i wanted to do. But turning them into robots seemed like i'd be remembered differently. But now that i'm doing it this is great! Uhoh, here comes some dinner Amy! Here it comes! Ugh! Nevermind just egg gas.".