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How to Win a Girl's Heart.
05/31/09 at 03:19:36
 
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Re: How to Win a Girl's Heart.
Reply #1 - 05/31/09 at 04:10:27
 
It's all about having a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.
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Reply #2 - 05/31/09 at 04:10:45
 
Huh? What are you, stupid? That's not a girl, it's the Cloverfield Monster.
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Reply #3 - 05/31/09 at 06:31:15
 
I'd go with the harpoon.  You can have her heart by lunch if you start early.
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Reply #4 - 05/31/09 at 15:02:59
 
YIKES!!! Cushion for pushin there man. I agree with Serpentine. Imagine it 69'ing you, on top.

Chocolate dick that ejacks money. OMFG why didn't I think of that? I think I'd have to talk to the magic Genie. I'd love to have my cock do that.

Just not the melting part. We can leave that out.......

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Reply #5 - 05/31/09 at 16:53:11
 
That Axe commercial promotes interracial love. It should be banned.

And whats wrong with the girl in that pic Mag? Doesnt your inner nigger like thick white girls?
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Reply #6 - 05/31/09 at 18:24:47
 
The quickest way to a girls heart is through her chest and with a large kitchen knife.
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Reply #7 - 05/31/09 at 23:54:30
 
GrindhouseCinema wrote on 05/31/09 at 18:24:47:
The quickest way to a girls heart is through her chest and with a large kitchen knife.


That actually happened to a girl I used to know from school. Some shithead boyfriend of hers stabbed her in the heart with a butcher knife out of rage. Apparently, it was his first kill and being a rookie, he chopped her up and put her in a black trash bag. He put the bag outside on the back porch... 2nd floor at the fucking apartments.

A week went by, the odor was so strong the guy downstairs called the cops and had them check it out. The reason the guy didn't try to move the body somewhere else was because he wasn't strong enough to lug that big bag around if you get what I mean.

He's currently enjoying his new cell and being anal raped by chocolate cocks ejaculating cigarettes daily.
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Reply #8 - 06/01/09 at 12:57:55
 
I bet someone that large costs at least $200 a day to feed. Even on a diet of 99¢ cheese burgers and off brand cola. Probably gets food stamps too because it's hard for me to believe someone that big and immobile can work 8 hour days.

Never understood how someone could get that large. Even with a low metabolism. It'd be healthier to smoke than to weigh that much.

I guess it is our differences that make life interesting. But severe obesity is a clear sign of a weak willed individual.

I guess that is why god invented the diabeetus.
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Re: How to Win a Girl's Heart.
Reply #9 - 06/01/09 at 15:01:07
 
XIZOR wrote on 05/31/09 at 16:53:11:
That Axe commercial promotes interracial love. It should be banned.

And whats wrong with the girl in that pic Mag? Doesnt your inner nigger like thick white girls?


If I wanted to invade planets, I'd be in NASA. There's no way I could get my balls to orbit that.

I probably would hit that if I was so deprived my dick just overrode my brain. That would be a massive (no pun intended) breakdown in my personal taste in women. I don't mind some meat on them but dude.....that's way way way way to much.

Funny thing is, that kinda girl is what a freind of mine I told you about always went after. I dunno how he did em but, he was always getting pussy. He had a different girl for every day of the week one time.

Fucking whore. 


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Re: How to Win a Girl's Heart.
Reply #10 - 06/01/09 at 15:46:58
 
Hellbent wrote on 06/01/09 at 12:57:55:
I bet someone that large costs at least $200 a day to feed.


OMFG ... HAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: How to Win a Girl's Heart.
Reply #11 - 06/09/09 at 15:56:43
 
Is she single? I'm desperate.
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Reply #12 - 06/09/09 at 23:40:50
 
*cough* eww *puke* Her pussgina would launch tentacles at you.
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Reply #13 - 06/10/09 at 17:03:46
 
Just because you're not into tentacles doesn't mean every man isn't. Tentacles have many practical uses. For instance, she can create her own sex swing or climb up the side of a building like Doctor Octopus.
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Re: How to Win a Girl's Heart.
Reply #14 - 06/11/09 at 02:24:47
 
You win a girls heart by fucking her brains out and sticking around so she can make you dinner.


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