HEAR YE BEER YE THIS THREAD WILL BE DEDICATED FROM HERE ON OUT TO CLASSIC TMA POSTS OF THE PAST

TODAY WE TURN TO DECEMBER 6, 2002.

It was BRAWL AWARDS WEEK X and X-MAN gave DIM SHADES the POST OF THE WEEK

"Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I won't name names, but if no one else is gonna give out some awards, then I'll do it this week and see if it jumpstarts things. I'll reach back a little more than a week since we haven't had awards since the Carter administration, and some good posts have just been hanging around for awhile.

BOTW Post of the Week goes to Dim Shades for "Political Discussion", which has over a period of about one-month has lingered its way to six pages. It's got quality and lasting power without a huge amount of popularity, kinda like The Drew Carey Show.

BOTW Replies (yes, Replies) of the Week go to Hellbent for his replies to the "Mortal Kombat Kountdown" thread, in which he completely disregards MK:DA and hypes Metroid Prime. I respect that (note: Must have Gamecube, must have Metroid Prime).

Duh of the Week goes to Nemesis for "Miami Vice = Vice City". And I think Virtua Fighter might have something to do with fighting. (No offense, Nem. Heh-heh, you're alright.)

Completely Full of Shit of the Week goes to Evil. You know why.

Accidentally Popular Post of the Week goes to Joker for "WW2 FPS", where it was totally ignored for exactly two weeks until Evol couldn't reply to it, and then it blew up to two pages. Wacky.

Mini-Game of the Week goes to Evol for THIS. 'Nuff said.

Chump of the Week goes to Raithen for completely screwing up an otherwise perfectly good George Carlin quote. At least I think it was a George Carlin quote.

Yes-Men of the Week go to SolTakr, One, and Bjyman for all kissing my ass as soon as I said in the chat that I was going to do Brawl Awards. And I quote:

"cool" - SolTakr
"sweet, you come up with good awards too lol" - One
"You go X-Man I want awards" - Bjyman

Check the Chat History, it's all there. Way to go guys...you've got a little brown there... (No offense to you guys, either. Heh-heh, you're alright, too.)

On the flipside, I give Dangerous Bastard of the Week to Bloodshed, for threatening me with violence if he didn't get not one, but five awards. Well, you get one, and this is it. Be happy.

That's it. Get off my lawn."


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https://web.archive.org/web/20021221110020/http://tmalliance.com/tma/brawlonthew...

Mortanic
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T: 355(20)   R: 1331(280)
Thu 1:55AM  Dec 5, 2002

Subject - Who is my favorite person?!

Alixhun21: hi do you like Twisted MEtal 3 and 4?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: YEAH, THEY RULZ
Alixhun21: awesome
Alixhun21: who is your favorite?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: CLUB KID IS THE BEST
Alixhun21: really?
Alixhun21: well those games were such better with the music and story behind it
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I WISHZ TM4 HAD SUPER CLUB KIDZ
Alixhun21: I k now
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: ROB ZOMBIE OWNZ
Alixhun21: of course...never gona stop
Alixhun21: iron head
Alixhun21: Fell so numb...those totally rock
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: DO YOU LIKE TEH MUZIK MORE THAN THE GAMEZ? I DO
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: SUPERBEASTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alixhun21: yeahhhhh!!!
Alixhun21: you got it man
Alixhun21: I think that TMa site sucks...do you know who made it?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: OH THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GAY
Alixhun21: who is?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: THEY DON'T RESPECT THE CLUB KID!!!!
Alixhun21: I know!!
Alixhun21: i was looking the other day and whammy not there
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I ONCE SENT IN A PIC OF CLUB KID I MADE WITH CRAYONS AND THEY DIDN'T PUT IT UP!!!!!!! I WAS SO MAD
Alixhun21: hmmmm
Alixhun21: use marker maybe?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: IT WAS REALLY GOOD
Alixhun21: i'm sorry
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: NO IT WAS WITH CRAYONS, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE MARKERS AFTER THE ACCIDENT
Alixhun21: uh oh
Alixhun21: not good
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: NO IT WAS A GOOD PIC
Alixhun21: Cool
Alixhun21: do you know who this is?
Alixhun21: your favorite person
Alixhun21: :-D
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I HAVE MANY FAVORITE PERSONZ
Alixhun21: well guess
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: SINCE THE ACCIDENT I FORGET THINGS
Alixhun21: ohhhhh
Alixhun21: did you get hit by a car too and lie about it?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: NO THE MARKERS ATTACKED ME
Alixhun21: ouchie
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: ADN I WAS NICE TO THEM
Alixhun21: i'm sorry
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: THOSE MARKERS SAID I WAS MARKED FOR DEATH, I WAS REALLY SCARED
Alixhun21: ouchie
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: THEY TOLD ME I HAD TO EAT THEM TO GO TO THE OTHER SIDE
Alixhun21: yeah they taste good
Alixhun21: especially the red
Alixhun21: mmmm
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: DID YOU GO TO THE OTHER SIDE?!?!
Alixhun21: yes of course
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: COOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Alixhun21: i've been there 2 weeks 3 days and 13 hours
Alixhun21: i have to go!
Alixhun21: bye!
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: BY ALIXHUN21
Alixhun21: bye bye

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One
Thu 2:23AM  Dec 5, 2002.
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i smell fish pieThis seems to similar to the convo with Rabid...seems theres a dork on the loose.

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X-Man
T: 243(64)   R: 4716(976)
Thu 9:40AM  Dec 5, 2002

::falls out of chair::F'ing hilarious. You are still the man, Mort. But the funniest thing in the convo:

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Bloodshed

POTW: 5
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hit, that was the funniest thing I've read in months

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Bjyman
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Well I just happen to know that guy is JRod.

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-sweet-tooth-
T: 95(10)   R: 683(345)

Ha ha ha, awesome Mort.
I don't think it's the same moron from the Rabid convo, the punctuation and spelling isn't as bad.

EDIT- I didn't see Bjyman's reply before I made mine.

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Nemesis
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heh-heh

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Hellbent
T: 279(128)   R: 2748(2015)
big surprise Jam rod was always a prick just like Rabid and Myd nyght.

if someone has his address i can make his life a liveing hell with almost no effort.

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JAMrod
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Dude fellas it was all a fat ass joke, you all are too wrapped up in everything and can never have some fun. Morty knows I only like TM2 and most of it was making fun of Evil for getting hit by a car anyways. Just a bundle of fun so fellas chill out, and HB you can't do shit so shove it fool. Later


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Hellbent
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I dont give a shit if it was a joke or not i still think your a pompous, stupid, and unfunny fuckbag.

And if you think i cant do shit then give me your address pussy.

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Mortanic
T: 355(20)   R: 1331(280)

So bad it got a sequel...

FiDdYoZ4: mort man whats up
FiDdYoZ4: hey it's jrod...that shit was all a joke nothing personal or real
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: REALLY?!?!
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I WAS DEAD SERIOUS
FiDdYoZ4: yeah but blair said ur pissed
FiDdYoZ4: ove rit
FiDdYoZ4: I don't see why it was all just for fun
FiDdYoZ4: you are a funny guy i realized
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: OH I AM SO MAD NOW
FiDdYoZ4: huh?
FiDdYoZ4: over what
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I AM SO MAD I TAPED MY CAPSLOCK DOWN
FiDdYoZ4: lol
FiDdYoZ4: sweet ass
FiDdYoZ4: so what's happening man
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: NOW I'M NOT SO MAD BUT MY CAPSLOCK WON'T UNLOCK SO I WILL CALL THE HANDYMAN
FiDdYoZ4: ahhhh
FiDdYoZ4: is that our disabled person?
FiDdYoZ4: i'm sure he's got a lot of time o n his hands
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: OK NOW I'M MAD AGAIN
FiDdYoZ4: why is that?
FiDdYoZ4: have you seen Zoolander?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: HE CAN'T MAKE IT UNTIL TOMORROW HE HAS TO FIX SOMEONE ELSES STUCK CAPSLOCK
FiDdYoZ4: damness
FiDdYoZ4: that's weak man
FiDdYoZ4: so i heard you may ban me over this?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I MIGHT TRY DIPPING MY KEYBOARD IN WATER SO THE TAPE UNSTICKS
FiDdYoZ4: good idea
FiDdYoZ4: try butter
FiDdYoZ4: or "I can't believe it's not butter"
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: WHY WOULD I BAN YOU WHEN YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON?!
FiDdYoZ4: well that was sarcasm on that part i would have to say
FiDdYoZ4: i don't think i am close to your favorite
FiDdYoZ4: i'm the last besides manta im guessing
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: WHAT?!?!?! BUT WE ARE CLUB KID FANS, WE MUST UNITE
FiDdYoZ4: hah well that is true even though i've never played tm3 or 4 or even 1
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: OH NOW I'M REALLY REALLY MAD
FiDdYoZ4: uh oh
FiDdYoZ4: i still like my man Zombie he rocks
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: OK NOW I WON'T BAN YOU
FiDdYoZ4: hah
FiDdYoZ4: if you feel the need you can but im not saying i want to be
FiDdYoZ4: it was all a joke
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: WHAT WAS A JOKE?!?! YOU ARE CONFUSING ME AND WHEN I GET CONFUSED I DO CRAZY THINGS
FiDdYoZ4: oh i see
FiDdYoZ4: zombie truly rocks
FiDdYoZ4: man why won't you come play tm2 with us anymore?
FiDdYoZ4: me and eak played rabid in lms NY and Rabid got last
FiDdYoZ4: where did you go man
FiDdYoZ4: be back in a bit
FiDdYoZ4: hey buddy
FiDdYoZ4: how's it goin?
FiDdYoZ4: get that caps lock fixed?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I ELECTROCUTED MYSELF, THANKS A LOT
FiDdYoZ4: i'm sorry man
FiDdYoZ4: u ban me yet?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: WHEN I LAUGH IT HURTS
FiDdYoZ4: really?
FiDdYoZ4: ouch
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: LOL
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: OUCH!!!
FiDdYoZ4: hey watch it there buddy
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS
FiDdYoZ4: i'm sorry do you want mine?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: BUT I KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN
FiDdYoZ4: where is that?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: THE VOICES TOLD ME YOU WOULD SAY THAT
FiDdYoZ4: i heard the voices!
FiDdYoZ4: where did they come from?
MoRTiMiZeR 2000: THEY CAME FROM VOICELAND
FiDdYoZ4: hmmm
FiDdYoZ4: mine came from my little clwon head
FiDdYoZ4: *clown
FiDdYoZ4: his head spins around while he laughs
FiDdYoZ4: do you have that clown too?

Too sad to become a trilogy...?








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wes
Thu 10:27PM  Dec 5, 2002.

the only thing that matters hereis that jrod's an idiot who won't even be smart enough to highlight my text before trying to read it off this outrageously loud background. oh yeah, and no fucking shit it was a joke jrod, thanks for pointing that out for everyone, BECAUSE NO ONE COULD FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES


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Joker

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wait a sec...did he say you had a sweet ass?!?!

im Scared now...

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