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Toasty Champion Bullfighter Offline Internet Relic from 1996 Posts: 23 Gender:	If there's one thing to be certain of... 01/14/21 at 02:43:30 This fucking site is going to endure nuclear war. I'm calling it. It can't die. It's lasted through so much shit uninterrupted, if barely, to just wither away.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6051 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #1 - 01/16/21 at 12:19:53 Who said anything about withering? I don't need no Viagra. Who the fuck are you to look at my underwear? Drinking and farting at this god damn site for over 20 years. You fucking pipsqueaks don't know shit from fuck.
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Infernal The 16th man to successfully perform open heart surgery on himself while drunk. Well, I suppose "successful" is a relative term. It's true that he lived, but for the rest of his life he had to dress as a # leprechaun or his heart would stop. Offline Posts: 1641	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #2 - 01/20/21 at 02:44:42 No wonder I can sense the pollution from afar. Both from the smog and the shattered glass. Even after the nuking aftermath, and the attempted assassination of BOTW, TMA still exists!
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Minions Grandpa Certified Astronaut Offline From bright eyed TM fan to angry bitter alcoholic. Posts: 31 Wendy's Without a Mask Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #3 - 01/20/21 at 08:41:45 Magnum is such a bitter old fuck... that's why I like him. Keep on keeping on my good old sweaty saggy sack of flatulence.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6051 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #4 - 01/24/21 at 14:48:21 And then this fucking guy Minions Grampa comes outta no where calling ME and old fuck. Who has GRANDPA in his name? Jesus Christ get off the ventilator already. I'd unplug myself but you have to go 1st. Asshole.
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Minions Grandpa Certified Astronaut Offline From bright eyed TM fan to angry bitter alcoholic. Posts: 31 Wendy's Without a Mask Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #5 - 01/25/21 at 02:15:07 That's not very pro covid 19 of you sir. I just use this ventilator to air out my musty ass meat missile so you get to have a fresh meal once in a while. Excuse the fuck out of me for trying to be thoughtful.
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†Adonael That Space Fetus Thing at the End of 2001: A Space Odyssey Offline Posts: 1302	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #6 - 01/25/21 at 19:59:38 Damn, all these fucking old geezers. Here, I'll unplug you both and piss on your grave. Don't worry. It'll be a little bit of filtered alcohol for you both.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6051 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #7 - 01/31/21 at 14:50:28 Yea you should do that so it'd cool off his hemorrhoid's. Excuse the fuck out of me being a bitter asshole. This Covid shit has got me angry.
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Minions Grandpa

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Re: If there's one thing to be certain of...
Reply #8 - 02/01/21 at 05:38:21

Adonael I was cleaning out my closet in the retirement home the other day and found my ingredients for MG's World Famous Thanksgiving Stuffing. My viagra and your mom. How you gonna piss on our graves if your didly and stream can't even clear that raisin bag?

Magnum, awfully bold of you sir to discuss my hemorrhoids with your blown out chili ring relaxing on your Hello Kitty donut crusted to your computer chair with a coat of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew? That chocolate starfish is so ran through the only thing that may see more action than it has will be Kim K when she hits the NBA player rotation now that her and Kanye split.

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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6051 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #9 - 02/06/21 at 13:29:02 I guess I must be to old for this shit. I laughed and now I'm just thinking you can just suck muh upside down turtle as I sit here and type this. It's not the size but the prize.
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Methid Man The Ghost of Lance Armstrong's Cancer Offline Don't Sweat the Technique Posts: 364	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #10 - 02/07/21 at 17:12:58 If there's one thing to be certain of... I keep having cold yet sweaty feet.
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Re: If there's one thing to be certain of...
Reply #11 - 02/15/21 at 21:31:03

Minions Grandpa wrote on 02/01/21 at 05:38:21:

Adonael I was cleaning out my closet in the retirement home the other day and found my ingredients for MG's World Famous Thanksgiving Stuffing. My viagra and your mom. How you gonna piss on our graves if your didly and stream can't even clear that raisin bag?

Magnum, awfully bold of you sir to discuss my hemorrhoids with your blown out chili ring relaxing on your Hello Kitty donut crusted to your computer chair with a coat of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew? That chocolate starfish is so ran through the only thing that may see more action than it has will be Kim K when she hits the NBA player rotation now that her and Kanye split.

I dont even need a come back for that. The fact your fucking my mom is a huge insult on yourself.

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Re: If there's one thing to be certain of...
Reply #12 - 05/30/21 at 11:13:45

I'm gonna dig my own post grave, weee!

Anywho, hey everybody, how about a proper greeting this time 'round? Yeah I've popped my head in a couple times before in sporadic appearances. Had a few rounds with people, tried to grasp what little threads I've got to hold with TM/TMA as a whole before falling into radio silence for 4 years. Nevertheless, I would hover over this site in an observing fashion, still surprised that "holy fuck, it still exists." While every fucking else I remembered surfing around on internet's past either died out or changed for the worst.

All in all, it is still nice to see, even in it's imperfection.

Basically speaking, I have had quite the uneventful journey during my time away from TMA. I moved from VT to KY (oh man if it had only been like 15 years prior...) and going back to VT in 2 weeks (man this KY state really IS as boring as the tales have told!). Traversed the web, clocking in 9 years of being in the furry fandom, rediscovering bits of myself, renewing vows and probably got that long overdue kick of getting around to some progress in self-development. I've been sharpening myself up over at Reddit as it is the only damn social media outlet I'll bother with.

The only way I've been keeping myself busy is just doing hobbies like graphic art design, jotting game reviews and getting all up in surfing the virtual seas in crossing 25 years online. I'm Cpt.HasNoLife right now.

You wouldn't even guess that I'm the same guy this community once knew in 2003 through 2007. I don't even remember who or how I was originally! But no, no I haven't forgotten most of everyone here, thankfully. If my ass can stay around longer than a few hours and dust the cobwebs off from the memory banks, I can recall things a little better.

Hmm, I don't even remember being that significant of a member. Maybe I was, who the fuck knows? There's such a new perspective that I have on everything, I think I'm comfortable not trying to think too much on that.

I'm a wordy bastard, blah. Anyways, just pleased to come around again.

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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6051 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #13 - 06/10/21 at 14:34:37 That's all anyone really does here anyway. Take a break, come back. Some still haven't come back. That's just TMA now. Sort of like an online memorial to what was. Some people probably log in still and check up but never say anything.
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†Adonael That Space Fetus Thing at the End of 2001: A Space Odyssey Offline Posts: 1302	Re: If there's one thing to be certain of... Reply #14 - 06/10/21 at 22:14:37 I'm always here in spirit.
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