Twisted Metal Alliance: Temporary Forum - I think I've finally done it.

†Adonael That Space Fetus Thing at the End of 2001: A Space Odyssey Offline Posts: 1303	I think I've finally done it. 03/17/20 at 04:16:09 I've out survived you all. So defacto I am now the leader of brawl. Too bad.
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Mecit Tom Selleck's Mustache Offline Posts: 524	Re: I think I've finally done it. Reply #1 - 03/17/20 at 16:44:21 What? No. I'm still around.
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†Adonael That Space Fetus Thing at the End of 2001: A Space Odyssey Offline Posts: 1303	Re: I think I've finally done it. Reply #2 - 03/17/20 at 20:45:34 Dammit Macit.
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Infernal The 16th man to successfully perform open heart surgery on himself while drunk. Well, I suppose "successful" is a relative term. It's true that he lived, but for the rest of his life he had to dress as a # leprechaun or his heart would stop. Offline Posts: 1641	Re: I think I've finally done it. Reply #3 - 03/18/20 at 13:26:05 Weren't you paying attention? I'm still here
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Manta Ray Tom Selleck's Mustache Offline Posts: 538	Re: I think I've finally done it. Reply #4 - 03/24/20 at 11:34:13 This board probably gets more action than the actual people who post on it now..easy joke. That’s probably applicable to any time in history really though, TBH.
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Reply #5 - 03/25/20 at 11:24:53

Manta Ray wrote on 03/24/20 at 11:34:13:

This board probably gets more action than the actual people who post on it now..easy joke. That’s probably applicable to any time in history really though, TBH.

Speak for yourself manta. Most of us are close to middle age and have had some pretty long term relationships.

I'm sorry your hand isn't touching you anymore. But I cant say I blame Jill.

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Manta Ray Tom Selleck's Mustache Offline Posts: 538	Re: I think I've finally done it. Reply #6 - 03/27/20 at 03:04:35 Jill Sandwich.
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Reply #7 - 04/17/20 at 22:35:27

Brawl has been mine for at least a decade.

I was posting on temp TMA for years with minimum engagement with the most enthralling of posts and replies given the circumstances. Notice how the board died when I took my crew and the lifeblood out of it, and left.

Hell, I was technically the last person to do the awards, so bend the knee and kiss the ring bitch. You will never be more than the last desperate piece of shit to care about TMA.

You have done nothing memorable here outside of maintaining the museum. No one will remember you as anything other than a fucking janitor at best you pathetic limp dick clown reject.

I imagine the latest Joker movie is such a personal love letter to your life and you watch it daily for inspiration, praying that society will some day give a shit about you in any way.

The TM facebook fanpage gets more traction than your hollow posts on TMA and that group is comprised of the most insufferable bottom of the barrel retards who champion TM3 and 4 at best.

You're nothing more than a fucking butler maintaining an empty manor. You're like the AI Poe from Altered Carbon; desperate to latch on to an actual human being with character, charisma, and bravado because your tragic existence can only be justified by someone better than you.

You aren't cool kid, you're a colossal failure.

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Reply #8 - 04/18/20 at 02:52:37

Welcome back Xizor. Glad to see you for a few seconds before you fade back into obscurity.

Maybe you'd be interested in playing some Twisted Metal? We have quite the variety on offer now.

If you are interested there is,

TM1PC group here:
https://discord.gg/ZfacgpV

Mosh, Infernal and I are thinking about a 1v1 tournament once we iron out the details.

TM2PC is here:
https://discord.gg/tzz827J

We used to play every friday night, but moved to Monday as it's more convenient for everyone.

You should know about TMBO located here:
https://discord.gg/N3a7esV

Still playing every Saturday night.

If that's not your pace. I'm sure someone in your facebook group will play TM3 or 4 with you over parsec. Small Brawl as well.

And Last but not least theres a few guys that play TmX on xlink if that is more your thing.

But being the innovator you are, you might want to do your own thing. If that's the case you could start a TMHO community using a PSP emulator.

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Reply #9 - 04/20/20 at 05:54:05

Nah man. He's not gonna do any of that shit. We've talked about it before and it's better to leave that in our past. TBH we've been doing shit in our own lives where we have a problem just to play in other games. Time, schedules, shit like that.

When the site split, that was the real killer there. If it wasn't for P7 buying a site for a couple years, we would've had nothing. That is the only reason we're back is because that had to shut down, and other circumstances are not here. HI HELLBENT!!!

So yea.....great times.

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Reply #10 - 04/20/20 at 22:33:33

Well I've been making headway in understanding on how both TM1 and 2 work. I made TM1 mostly stable and online working. And made TM2 work over TCP/IP without any major hacking like the russians did.

I'm slowly learning more and more. With TM2 I plan to modify some of the AA things to make it a bit more balanced. It's a really interesting process.

Spag, Infernal and I often play TM2 from time to time. Now TM1 is up and going I often play that with Spag, Infernal and Mosh.

Pretty much evolved into a strange hobby of mine.

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Reply #11 - 04/22/20 at 02:57:52

"Welcome back Xizor."

You don't need to welcome my arrival. I'm fucking royalty and a blessing on this godforsaken iceberg of desperation you call a car combat video game fan forum.

"Glad to see you for a few seconds before you fade back into obscurity"

Ahoy mate, I'm glad to see you too before I fade back into your moms pussy all night giving her those sweet g-spot orgasms that shake the walls of your basement bedroom dwelling and make you assume you've summoned Ifrit while playing the Final Fantasy 7 Remake on PS4 because you get SO HOT that you jerk your shrimp dick off to the sounds of me plowing your mom until she achieves her first real penetration orgasm and collapses on top of me.

Nice job posting links to TM shit happening that everyone cool already knows about you based basic bitch. Clean the fucking temp TMA toilets and drink my piss peasant.

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Spag The offspring of Tom Selleck’s and Burt Reynold’s Mustaches Offline Kvlt Posts: 1025 Gender:	Re: I think I've finally done it. Reply #12 - 04/23/20 at 03:55:34 It'd be nice to have some old school TMA vets involved in our game nights, buuut I totally get why you guys wouldn't want to, and yeah, life can be very busy, so again, understandable.
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Reply #13 - 04/26/20 at 03:25:35

Nah but for real I think its beautiful that some of you guys are keeping TM alive this way and I totally respect it but those games were a time and place for me and I'm sure it would be fun for a minute to poke back into them for nostalgia reasons, but I've never really been one to play older games. I don't even have time to play the modern games I want to play with friends much less old TM games because its never going to be as exciting as it was back in the day. I love TM and the friends and experiences that were born out of it here with me making lifelong friends, but I rarely feel like trying to relive the glory days.

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Reply #14 - 04/30/20 at 19:00:19

I am tempted to play with all the TM crews. It would be really cool to play TM1PC because I've never had that experience. Is TM2PC still keyboard only? I fucking hated playing with a keyboard back in the day. I also really wonder how rusty I would be at TMBO. I feel like I would still have something up my sleeve after playing it for five years straight.

My main issue is life. My weekends aren't my own being a father and husband. I haven't played games on a Saturday for a few years. I always play during the week days or nights. Being a responsible adult sucks especially when we're all quarantined and I have to watch god damn Frozen and Peppa Pig on repeat.

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