Yo, dawgs.
Im about to make yo world poppin with excitement. Unlike that nigga stompin sharp I'll be the real dezzy in this here jungle.
Ya see my fellow twisted enthusiasts I will be doin the impossible.
I'll be droppin the hottest thing to hit TMA since fourdesk and a walnut.
Ya see with this Gucci program called blenda. I can remake what Ive always found to be the best twisted metal.
I wont let my autism apprehend this nigga.
This TM will be based of the bee's knees. The fuckin Twisted metal three.
Let me share some concept art with mah twisted folk.
You see that shit? My dingaling gets hard for onfoot sections. And with the amazing physics that are TM 3 dawg well get in on it.
This will be the main characta. Dont worry I learned from that foo Jaffe. Will str8t up have 10 characters but this boi is mah nigga.
Fucking bad ass. Man. This nigga will take the place of sweet tooth. Sweet tooth killed his love Amy thats my my nigga all emo and shit.
Thats why he enter the contest yo. Figure he drive a catty or somethin.
Can't wait to get this shit rollin foreal dawg. So who wants to help me?