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New Gerber Baby
02/09/18 at 04:22:34
 
The old Gerber Baby has never changed during my 52 years on this Earth.

I have seen a lot of changes during my 52 years and have to say that the new Gerber Baby represents today's society accurately.

This baby not only symbolizes where we are now as a society, it also represents where we are heading.

Our Left would be considered extreme Right by 1950's standards, we are fatter than we've ever been, bribery is legal in our government and we lost our democracy with the electronic voting booths and we do nothing about it.

Makes me so proud to be a citizen of the good-old USA.

Thanks Gerber, well done!

https://www.today.com/parents/2018-gerber-baby-first-gerber-baby-down-syndrome-t...


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Re: New Gerber Baby
Reply #1 - 02/10/18 at 05:16:09
 
Maybe Gerber's sales will drop because people will be afraid their formula will give their baby an extra chromosome.
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Reply #2 - 02/10/18 at 14:36:44
 
Nah you got it all wrong. Vaccines do that.

polio ftw.
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Re: New Gerber Baby
Reply #3 - 02/10/18 at 14:41:10
 
Were talking about the USA of 2018.

Not quite enough brains to figure it out, I'm sure Gerber did there research first.
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Re: New Gerber Baby
Reply #4 - 02/12/18 at 10:53:13
 
He's not my gerber baby.
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Re: New Gerber Baby
Reply #5 - 02/12/18 at 22:45:11
 
Whoa whoa whoa there sparky! That's amazing that there can be a post like this somewhere on the internet! I mean, you have any idea how viciously attacked you'd be by even posting something like this? Wow man. Kudos honestly.

LOL where we are headed in aMErica! Man.....it's a "Brave New World" out there and the indoctrination was started a long time ago. Considering that you happened to reference your age, I'm sure you can grab a gist of what I'm talking about.

Alot of times I have to remove this tin foil hat because not only does it make me look stupid but, I really can't stand the herds of elephants that no one fucking sees. Gets on my nerves.

Maybe we can all do a Tide pod challenge later to see who's kid would come up next?
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