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Celtic Thunder
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Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
02/22/17 at 04:31:47
 
Calypso: So, (insert name here), your wish is (insert wish here)? Your wish is granted.

*lightning shoots from Calypso's fingers*

Player: *screams for no logical reason*

Calypso: Too bad (insert clever phrase here)! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

The Twisted Metal III endings were so formulaic that I just had to post this. No matter what you replace the phrases in the parentheses with, you're no less clever than the TMIII writers.
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Re: Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
Reply #1 - 02/23/17 at 19:15:26
 
Calypso: So, (Everyone), your wish is (For Twisted Metal III to not suck)? Your wish is granted.

*lightning shoots from Calypso's fingers*

Player: *Rejoices for a perfectly logical reason*

Everyone enjoys a game that doesnt control like a dizzy elephant on ice with buttersocks.
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Re: Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
Reply #2 - 02/24/17 at 03:59:30
 
Ripzsaur wrote on 02/23/17 at 19:15:26:
Calypso: So, (Everyone), your wish is (For Twisted Metal III to not suck)? Your wish is granted.

*lightning shoots from Calypso's fingers*

Player: *Rejoices for a perfectly logical reason*

Everyone enjoys a game that doesnt control like a dizzy elephant on ice with buttersocks.


I'd say TMIII Calypso would twist that wish and say, "TMIII doesn't suck anymore, but it still blows!" Calypso wins every time in that game.
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Re: Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
Reply #3 - 03/11/17 at 14:15:50
 
Calypso: So, Badass, your wish is to be a wrestler? Your wish is granted.

*lightning shoots from Calypso's fingers*

Badass: *screams for no logical reason*

Calypso: Too bad you are wrestling bears! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!
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Re: Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
Reply #4 - 03/12/17 at 14:59:37
 
Calypso- "So.....you won Twisted Metal Magnum! What is your wish?

That every time you use your power to grant a wish, you are destroyed.

GRANTED!!!

:::::::makes TM 3-4:::::::
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Re: Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
Reply #5 - 03/12/17 at 19:34:15
 
Magnum wrote on 03/12/17 at 14:59:37:
Calypso- "So.....you won Twisted Metal Magnum! What is your wish?

That every time you use your power to grant a wish, you are destroyed.

GRANTED!!!

:::::::makes TM 3-4:::::::


Drag Queen, Mr. Zombie, Pizza Boy (?), Meter Maid, The Joneses (Until they annoyed Sweet Tooth) had their wish granted with no problems though.

Then lets not forget Quatro and Calypso who didnt wish anything and went straight towards Sweet Tooth.
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Re: Make A Twisted Metal III Wish
Reply #6 - 03/19/17 at 23:04:37
 
Calypso- You have won twisted metal Adonael! What is your wish?

"I wish for a quarter to do my laundry"

Caylpso  What...you...Your wish is granted.

*gets 25 cents in euros*
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