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Writers challange
09/16/16 at 15:01:39
 
To entertain myself and to get back into the swing of things, I'm going to offer up a way to challenge myself.

You guys come up with a subject and I'll try and write a short story. Goal to make it as entertaining and dramatic as possible no matter the subject material.
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Reply #1 - 09/18/16 at 14:55:44
 
A giant Godzilla sized cock has invaded the Lesbian wold of Lickalotapuss. It's is terrible creature that spews radioactive jizz at any woman it sees.

The Valiant General of the world's Army, Bertha Bulldyke is determined to make sure her population does not become infected with the terrible man juice.

Impregnation is not an option, only death.......
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Reply #2 - 09/18/16 at 17:03:07
 
The unification of the flat earth society, creationists and scientologists.
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Reply #3 - 09/19/16 at 08:57:18
 
Mags, I've started your story. it'll be a few days before it's up.


Toasty wrote on 09/18/16 at 17:03:07:
The unification of the flat earth society, creationists and scientologists.


I have a certain level of stupidity I can put up with and this breaks that mold. The boring and unfathomable retardedness by these select groups make me want to have sex with a porcupine.

So, no. Fuck you Toasty.
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Reply #4 - 09/19/16 at 11:50:33
 
That's cool but.....

Ahhhhhhhh.....isn't it more creative to try and make something out of a guy who thinks his God is an alien, who will traverse off the edge of the world thinking he's Ulysses, and finds out that it turns to Hell because he worshiped the wrong deity? 

Then the aliens swoop in to rescue their only surviving cultist, so he can procreate more worshipers because they are weak without tribute.

Did I mention they are walking dicks?  Roll Eyes The reason being is because the human race no longer knows what sex type it is, so all babies have been born  without genitalia now. The only salvation for the human race is to impregnate the primitive world of Lickalaotapuss. 

Of course anyone would call this stupid.....
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Reply #5 - 10/06/16 at 06:27:30
 
I literally had a ten page story before windows 10 decided to update and no longer boot. I had to refresh my PC and I'm pissed beyond words.
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Reply #6 - 12/05/16 at 18:06:23
 
Introduction

In the far reaches of space. Far beyond any world known to man lays a beautiful planet, much like our own, by the name of lickalotapus. This planet is home to a myriad of lesbians. Some beautiful, some butch.
Our story starts in the middle of summer, next to the vacation spot of clitoris cove…

Story

  Bertha flopped her elephantine rear onto the white sand below. Her drooping bags splitting from one another as her back met the sand.
”I’m glad we decided to take this vacation to the cove. I needed to get away from the base for awhile.” Bertha said joyously, lifting one of her flat bags to brush off the sand.
  Ava grinned, her long red hair blowing in the breeze.
”You can praise me all you want Bertha.” Ava inserted her thumbs into her bikini straps and lifted her bikini top. Her large voluptuous fat bags bouncing along.
  “But that won’t get you laid.” Bertha let out a cackle.
The waves a head became violent as the earth shook. The sky slowly dimming to a clouded sky. Bertha became worried and leaped to her feat with a thunderous crash.
Ava shivered in the cold breeze. Her heart beating hard.
  “It’s...it’s not the pope here again to steal our young..is it?”
A mushroom crowned at the tip. Suddenly a barrage of white sticky goo barraged the sand below. Ava became covered in it. Her belly began to grow.
Bertha let out a loud scream.
  “No! No!! You’ve got the pregnant disease!”
Ava fell to her knees writhing in pain. All Bertha could do is run. With every step her hanging flesh slapped off of her knees. She must escape to HQ to battle this new threat.....

To be continued


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Finally done being pissed off at the loss of data and giving it another go. I'll post in sections that way I can't possibly lose it all in one go.
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