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Reply #30 - 07/26/16 at 04:01:31
 
You just have to be confident in who you are and completely own your strengths and shortcomings because you can honestly use both to your advantage.

I've always been the most laid back, emotionless person I've ever known which is good and bad because it makes me really funny in a lot of situations because I can look at things objectively but some people misinterpret me as being a heartless fuck unable to feel real compassion, but when I think about the idea of anxiety I realize that my default mental state is that I never actually give a shit about what anyone thinks about me or the world around them and so has the unfortunate side affect of me coming off as super insensitive, brash, and offensive.

But then you add the fact that I've been talking and or performing in front of my peers or crowds for years whether it was singing in the children's choir and performing plays at church from a young age to playing in rock bands from the time I was a teen until my mid to late 20's and for me there was a natural progression in my ability to deal with social anxiety before I even had a chance to interpret what it meant and certainly before it was on the level it is today.

But there is no assured path to mental stability and with today's social media pressures and the hyper sensitive "everyone's a victim and every woman has been raped" culture of the PC Police, SJWs, blue haired butch dike land whale third wave feminist nature of our current country I wouldn't be surprised if everyone is suffering from some sort of mental disorder because ultimately--and this is maybe a broader discussion to have about the human condition--but I don't think the average person is equipped to deal with and understand the modern condition or plight of mankind in this day and age. There is just so much more stimuli, entertainment, pornography, and things that demand your attention and peak your interests and when you compound that with the opinions of people worldwide from all walks of life that have the ability to comment and add to the conversation of any subject under the sun, at some point it can just completely overwhelm you. 

Bottom line; own who the fuck you are, do you baby as long as you aren't some weird fucking sexual deviant or serial killer that's going to hurt other people for your own pleasure, and even then, figure out how to manage your shit and live with it. I live with my own personal afflictions every day and try to give myself a way to always express who I am and what I feel. The only person who makes you feel bad about yourself is you.
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Reply #31 - 07/26/16 at 11:42:23
 
Getting hit with the "4 desks and a walnut" comment is actually a timeless tradition around here.

It was probably the last, greatest, dumbest quote ever made at TMA

I'm also glad TMA was around when it was. Being who I wanted to be at this website really helped me out honestly. You had to have a pretty thick skin here seriously.
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Reply #32 - 08/07/16 at 17:12:56
 
When software and sites update to even worse layouts then before
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Reply #33 - 08/08/16 at 01:38:42
 
When people don't know the difference between than and then.
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Reply #34 - 08/08/16 at 18:01:42
 
When Mecit shows up.
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Reply #35 - 08/11/16 at 00:44:29
 
People who ask if they can ask a question. Then when you answer, they ask if they can DM you. After you let them, they ask you a question that can be answered by typing it into google.

I know being socially awkward is hard. But please just spit it out. Even when I wasn't bombarded with messages I didn't have time for that.

If people could just get to the point I could help them so much more. All the time wasted gabbing on about unimportant details or rehashing what they just said. It could all be spent helping other people. Or helping them with more problems!
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Reply #36 - 08/13/16 at 18:42:57
 
Hoo boy, here we go…

– Dog vomit all over the house…all over the house

– Dog doo and pee in the same spot where I cleaned the same kind of mess that I had cleaned last night…only this time the dog doo is diahrreal…

– Out of paper towels to clean said mess…

– Someone obviously needs a vet visit…except I’m running low on money in my bank account.

– In checking out my bank account online to see if I have enough money to pay for a vet, I find out that $5 were taken out of my bank account from Staples, when I had only made a couple of paper copies totaling 74 cents.

– In trying to contact my bank about the mysterious transaction, my phone connection craps out on me twice, once when it disconnects on me while I’m on hold, the other when my call finally does get a person on the other end, but the other person can’t hear me and thus hangs up on me.

– "All representatives are assisting other callers at this time. Expected wait time is longer than 15 minutes"

Needless to say, I’m having a cow today…
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Reply #37 - 08/14/16 at 19:24:08
 
When people make a new version of a video editor and it's worst than the old version. The original Windows Movie Maker is so much better than Windows Live. The only downside with the original is it doesn't accept MP4 videos. You have to convert the videos.
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Reply #38 - 08/15/16 at 10:23:38
 
When you are playing with yourself and you accidentally get it on your hands.
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Reply #39 - 08/16/16 at 04:56:42
 
If Needles fucked Marcus would it just be him playing with himself?
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Reply #40 - 08/16/16 at 06:03:35
 
Depends on the game
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Reply #41 - 08/16/16 at 10:15:43
 
This:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNenDRfipXL0QUM81dF2Rxw

THIS:

https://www.facebook.com/bluedeathrock60/videos/1569484603336405/

And the fact when I get bored and google myself in all my carnations I find this fucking thing:

http://galaxyfucker.soup.io/since/416719434?mode=own&newer=1

it probably has aids.
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Reply #42 - 09/02/16 at 06:49:37
 
feigned affection.
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Reply #43 - 09/02/16 at 11:46:21
 
In a professional office setting where a woman that is well endowed can wear a blouse that is open to the point where the "eye contact challenge" is at level impossible.

Then gets upset when your caught stealing a glimpse. I'm not talking stare like a gawking eagle, drooling dog, or have a pair of binoculars on.

Your desperately trying not to look down the canyon of creameries because you KNOW she'll get mad at you but, your male-ness is screaming that it's such a pristine sight and you have to take the mammories with......I mean memories with you. So you have to try and deflect your LOS (line of sight) and distract the female into staring at something else when you do it.

I've reached Grand Master in this field of study and would certainly be willing to instruct in the ways of not getting busted nut.   

I mean......caught.


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Reply #44 - 09/02/16 at 22:25:54
 
Magnum wrote on 09/02/16 at 11:39:21:
What?!?!?

I'm offended and butt hurt you even THINK the world is like that at all. Terrible attitude.

I'm never posting here again. Goodbye.


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