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Thrillho Spawn of Billy Mays Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 231	Would you rather 01/25/16 at 13:29:07 Be a Sonic or My Little Pony? You get no powers. You're just a living incarnation of these things nerds want to sodomize..
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Would you rather Reply #1 - 01/25/16 at 14:21:39 Sonic. At least that way you can run. Away. Fast. I hate these kind of questions. no answer is going to be satisfactory if the person asking is twisted enough. Like asking would you prefer to suck my nuts, or my ass? You get no breath mints.
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Spag The offspring of Tom Selleck’s and Burt Reynold’s Mustaches Offline Kvlt Posts: 1025 Gender:	Re: Would you rather Reply #2 - 01/25/16 at 14:31:32 Sonic. Coldsteel is a badass OC. Plus I find MLP fan wise to be much much worse than Sonic.
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Reply #3 - 01/25/16 at 14:35:37

You don't get to run fast or fly through the magical rainbow. You're just a flesh and blood manifestation of that thing people want to fuck.

I'd go pony because I could abuse the shit out of that for money. Then find some manic panic purple hairdye bitch to ram my horse cock into. Then go on Oprah to talk about how oppressed I am. I don't think the Sonic crowd really pays out that much anymore.

If I were forced to chose between sucking your nuts or ass. I'd go for the ass because it would be easier to explain that I was forced to do it. No one believes a person with a nut sack in their mouth.

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†Adonael That Space Fetus Thing at the End of 2001: A Space Odyssey Offline Posts: 1305	Re: Would you rather Reply #4 - 01/25/16 at 19:41:59 Sonic. Goddammit Magnum. Why would you ask me to suck your nuts? Give birth every 5 minutes or infinity suffer the pain of your appendix bursting
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Thrillho Spawn of Billy Mays Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 231	Re: Would you rather Reply #5 - 01/25/16 at 20:45:19 Birth every 5 minutes. I could generate such a large welfare check it would bankrupt the economy. $100,000 tax free or unlimited utilities for life
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†Adonael That Space Fetus Thing at the End of 2001: A Space Odyssey Offline Posts: 1305	Re: Would you rather Reply #6 - 01/25/16 at 21:28:01 No one ever said they lived.
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Thrillho Spawn of Billy Mays Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 231	Re: Would you rather Reply #7 - 01/25/16 at 21:50:54 †Adonael wrote on 01/25/16 at 21:28:01: No one ever said they lived. At least i could get on TV and move to Europe to bank on stem cells.
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