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Reply #75 - 07/06/16 at 12:03:31
 
Don't let people try and take away your pride. They might call you an egomaniac or an asshole. But at the end of the day. You'll go to sleep happy with yourself. Rather than terrified or depressed about what other people are thinking.

The purpose of an insult is to throw you off and make you question yourself. To dominate you on an emotional level. Strip you of pride Not to improve you or help you see your mistakes. Don't give people the power to do that to you. The opinion of someone who vehemently hates you is generally not important.

Losing a friend or significant other isn't the end of your life. There are 8 billion people out there. Society is more connected than ever. The chances of you being unable to find a friend out there who shares your interests is mathematically absurd. Unless you sabotage yourself and stay introverted.

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Reply #76 - 07/16/16 at 04:18:31
 
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Reply #77 - 08/26/16 at 10:34:03
 
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Reply #78 - 09/01/16 at 04:36:10
 
You guys are like a lot of the women I talk to. Put no effort into the conversation until it benefits you.

I'ma cry. Not really. Just spending too much time on www.xnxx.com because of you sods.
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Reply #79 - 12/04/16 at 07:24:30
 
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This is what true love looks like.
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Reply #80 - 03/08/17 at 08:53:28
 
If you buy her for 50 bucks and she offers you a hot pocket as a free promotion, DO NOT ACCEPT IT.
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Reply #81 - 03/08/17 at 11:02:30
 
Isn't that the whole damn reason your paying her 50 bucks?!?!

Ohhhh.....you mean a REAL Hot Pocket. Ok.......
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Reply #82 - 03/09/17 at 10:23:14
 
Bagged Lunch - you take a dump in your tighty-whities and then take
them off and beat a girl over the head with them.

I feel like this term was made for you mags.
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Reply #83 - 03/09/17 at 11:30:28
 
Oh yea. That is.

I just beat anyone with em. Fuck it.
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Reply #84 - 05/04/17 at 07:52:54
 
"Are you jewish? I'm German. I'd like to show you what its like to burn up under the sheets."

Wisdom from me.
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Reply #85 - 07/22/18 at 07:50:56
 
A guy told me I wouldn't write a fan fic about him. So I did. It's kinda "Had to been there" Humor, but I figured I'd share anyway, just to give some much needed laughs on brawl.

P.S. It's terrible on purpose it's fan fic. Also be happy I had to abide by forum rules. I would of been far more graphic.


FORBIDDEN LOVE

it was a mid-summers day. A massive hairy chimp sat on his bed. His tighty whities hugging every curve. The smell of body odor stagnated the room. Hollowness filled his heart.
“I fap, y so epty.”
He felt the covers flop over him as his massive body slammed into the bed. His eyes gazed upon his phone. With a flick of his finger the screen came into focus. The big titted anime babe on his wall paper no longer caused his jimmy’s to rustle. Nob now had a void in his life. The endless poundings he gave his meat no longer made him feel whole.
He thought to himself, mebe acu chat be good.
Much to his dismay, the chat was dead. He almost lost all hope when he noticed something.

Surlent is typing…..

Nob waited in silent anticipation.

”@LS Check this card list for me. I think it looks good.”

Nobs heart jumped with joy as activity had begun. He could have friends. He could fill this anime porn filled void.

”Hi suelnt lik animuu.”

Surlent replied “I like anime. Why nob?”

Interested in this persons love for anime he quickly jumped to the question, to try and find a new wifu.

”Hos yur waifu.”

Surlent laughed to himself as he was having a normal civilized conversation with nob for once. He felt some warmth in his anorexic body.

”My Waifu would be..Hmm Misty. Or any chick at least around the age of ten.”

Nob smiled. He knew Surlent couldn’t be serious. No one would admit that in public.

The conversation commenced for over an hour before nob worked up the courage. He tapped on Surlents name and sent him a private message.

”I enjy ur middle skool isults. I thik I lik yu. Umust be so smart.”

This message surprised Surlent. He instantly sat up in bed and pushed his Misty body pillow to the side and rolled her over, before telling her goodnight and kissing her on the back of the…..pillow.

”Why are you so obsessed with me Nob?.”

”bekus I lowly chimp. Yopu get eu fur tsngled.”

Nob quickly sent Surlent a photo of himself in his tighty whities. Surlent blushed, putting his skeletal hand over his mouth.
”Nob. I can’t do this. Misty is laying next to me in bed…That Chimp body though…All that Fur.”

”it kay Srulent. She’s jst a wifeu.”

”I have..I have to ask you one thing nob.”

”ye bayeb?”

”Would you mind If I suck my finger in your ass to try and strike oil?”

Nobs body filled with energy. He had never felt so excited.

”cme se meh.”

”I..I don’t know if I should..I..I love Misty…and Noodles is my Senpai”

”dount werry abut Noodles. He dnst lve yu. An misy a pillow.”

”….fine…I’ll..Just…Just this once…Just don’t tell LS.”

Nob and Surlent traded details. Surlent carefully snuck out of bed to not wake Misty. He carefully covered her up and gave her a peck on the….pillow and rushed out of the house. Once he arrived at nobs door. The door burst open and Nob takes the small anorexic man in his arms nearly breaking him in half. Flopping him over his shoulder and running toward the bed room….

Meanwhile:

[5:55pm] Noodles: NOB…FITE ME.
[5:56pm] LS: Nah. Adventure isn’t that good Surlent.
[5:58pm] Niji: He is a Nayu now.
[6:00pm]StriferZer0: I jst cme 30 secs ago
[6:01pm]Surlent: Me too <3


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Reply #86 - 07/23/18 at 05:38:10
 
Tis tarted.  eye dink.

meyb c sum fuk?
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Reply #87 - 07/28/18 at 20:50:40
 
Normally I wouldn't post a meme..as they are usually in shitty taste... But this one speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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Reply #88 - 01/16/20 at 16:22:25
 
State of the union

I have an issue with today's society and there is a reason I distance myself from it. I wanna be that old man with a shotgun livin on 100+ acre with no one bothering me, and I'll explain why.

White privilege

I really feel like this is misunderstood as "rich privilege". Many poor people suffer for their crimes as need be, black white, Asian, Mexican, etc. But with money comes a great lawyer. Look at the case of OJ Simpson. A lawyer smart enough to use the race card to his benefit, because OJ had the money to spare. OR any of the NFL players accused of rape, animal abuse or domestic violence. Again, Black or white they are left alone because they make money to pay off any of the charges applied.

Where as you or I will be charged to full effect because we don't meet the requirements to pay off a 10k bail.

I will admit though some employers will choose Caucasian applicants over African Americans. either if it be racial bias, how we present ourselves, etc.

I agree it isn't fair. I've met guys with pants hanging on their knees and hats cocked back that work harder than a white man in a suit, but our society is mixed up with the 40's and  the modern era. It causes issues.

But in order to change the statuesque, we would need to stand together rather than as separates. The larger the voice the harder it is to ignore. I have your back do you have mine?

My fucked up generation

Blaming everyone else for your mistakes is ignorance and stupidity, take responsibility. Quit forcing your beliefs on others who do not feel the same. By being all inclusive you are excluding traditionalist. By forcing lawsuits on pronouns on people who don't believe in your descriptive words is an infraction on THEIR rights. What would you say if a catholic threatened to sue you for you not believing in their religion and and not calling them catholic? You are not special, you are another human on the face of this earth of BILLIONS. If you want to be notice, do something worth while. invent something new, move us to the new decade. Don't divide us over a belief.

Males are the devil

Male mental health is neglected. Male needs are neglected as a whole. I hate this misconception that you have to "Be a man and deal with it" I can understand why more males are coming out as female or as the worse case scenario, killing themselves. Males are blamed for everything, the woman cheats and takes the kids? who is paying alimony and child support? Male has custody struggling. Does he get child support? Meager if any depending on the state. falsely accused of sexual harassment or rape? There goes your whole future - Unless you have money.

"Oh you are depressed. Be a man."

These are all things that are hurting us as a society. among other things. instead of standing on one anothers shoulders to become a immovable giant we are too busy tearing one another down in bids for special treatment. thats where all this falls apart.

I dunno. shits annoying TL;DR
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Reply #89 - 01/22/20 at 09:20:46
 
Where the fuck is the like button on here? This site is so stupid I swear.

I just have to say that the new Joker movie makes much more sense to me than today's society.

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