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Reply #75 - 07/06/16 at 12:03:31
 
Don't let people try and take away your pride. They might call you an egomaniac or an asshole. But at the end of the day. You'll go to sleep happy with yourself. Rather than terrified or depressed about what other people are thinking.

The purpose of an insult is to throw you off and make you question yourself. To dominate you on an emotional level. Strip you of pride Not to improve you or help you see your mistakes. Don't give people the power to do that to you. The opinion of someone who vehemently hates you is generally not important.

Losing a friend or significant other isn't the end of your life. There are 8 billion people out there. Society is more connected than ever. The chances of you being unable to find a friend out there who shares your interests is mathematically absurd. Unless you sabotage yourself and stay introverted.

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Reply #76 - 07/16/16 at 04:18:31
 
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Reply #77 - 08/26/16 at 10:34:03
 
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Reply #78 - 09/01/16 at 04:36:10
 
You guys are like a lot of the women I talk to. Put no effort into the conversation until it benefits you.

I'ma cry. Not really. Just spending too much time on www.xnxx.com because of you sods.
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Reply #79 - 12/04/16 at 07:24:30
 
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This is what true love looks like.
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Reply #80 - 03/08/17 at 08:53:28
 
If you buy her for 50 bucks and she offers you a hot pocket as a free promotion, DO NOT ACCEPT IT.
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Reply #81 - 03/08/17 at 11:02:30
 
Isn't that the whole damn reason your paying her 50 bucks?!?!

Ohhhh.....you mean a REAL Hot Pocket. Ok.......
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Reply #82 - 03/09/17 at 10:23:14
 
Bagged Lunch - you take a dump in your tighty-whities and then take
them off and beat a girl over the head with them.

I feel like this term was made for you mags.
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Reply #83 - 03/09/17 at 11:30:28
 
Oh yea. That is.

I just beat anyone with em. Fuck it.
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Reply #84 - 05/04/17 at 07:52:54
 
"Are you jewish? I'm German. I'd like to show you what its like to burn up under the sheets."

Wisdom from me.
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Reply #85 - 07/22/18 at 07:50:56
 
A guy told me I wouldn't write a fan fic about him. So I did. It's kinda "Had to been there" Humor, but I figured I'd share anyway, just to give some much needed laughs on brawl.

P.S. It's terrible on purpose it's fan fic. Also be happy I had to abide by forum rules. I would of been far more graphic.


FORBIDDEN LOVE

it was a mid-summers day. A massive hairy chimp sat on his bed. His tighty whities hugging every curve. The smell of body odor stagnated the room. Hollowness filled his heart.
“I fap, y so epty.”
He felt the covers flop over him as his massive body slammed into the bed. His eyes gazed upon his phone. With a flick of his finger the screen came into focus. The big titted anime babe on his wall paper no longer caused his jimmy’s to rustle. Nob now had a void in his life. The endless poundings he gave his meat no longer made him feel whole.
He thought to himself, mebe acu chat be good.
Much to his dismay, the chat was dead. He almost lost all hope when he noticed something.

Surlent is typing…..

Nob waited in silent anticipation.

”@LS Check this card list for me. I think it looks good.”

Nobs heart jumped with joy as activity had begun. He could have friends. He could fill this anime porn filled void.

”Hi suelnt lik animuu.”

Surlent replied “I like anime. Why nob?”

Interested in this persons love for anime he quickly jumped to the question, to try and find a new wifu.

”Hos yur waifu.”

Surlent laughed to himself as he was having a normal civilized conversation with nob for once. He felt some warmth in his anorexic body.

”My Waifu would be..Hmm Misty. Or any chick at least around the age of ten.”

Nob smiled. He knew Surlent couldn’t be serious. No one would admit that in public.

The conversation commenced for over an hour before nob worked up the courage. He tapped on Surlents name and sent him a private message.

”I enjy ur middle skool isults. I thik I lik yu. Umust be so smart.”

This message surprised Surlent. He instantly sat up in bed and pushed his Misty body pillow to the side and rolled her over, before telling her goodnight and kissing her on the back of the…..pillow.

”Why are you so obsessed with me Nob?.”

”bekus I lowly chimp. Yopu get eu fur tsngled.”

Nob quickly sent Surlent a photo of himself in his tighty whities. Surlent blushed, putting his skeletal hand over his mouth.
”Nob. I can’t do this. Misty is laying next to me in bed…That Chimp body though…All that Fur.”

”it kay Srulent. She’s jst a wifeu.”

”I have..I have to ask you one thing nob.”

”ye bayeb?”

”Would you mind If I suck my finger in your ass to try and strike oil?”

Nobs body filled with energy. He had never felt so excited.

”cme se meh.”

”I..I don’t know if I should..I..I love Misty…and Noodles is my Senpai”

”dount werry abut Noodles. He dnst lve yu. An misy a pillow.”

”….fine…I’ll..Just…Just this once…Just don’t tell LS.”

Nob and Surlent traded details. Surlent carefully snuck out of bed to not wake Misty. He carefully covered her up and gave her a peck on the….pillow and rushed out of the house. Once he arrived at nobs door. The door burst open and Nob takes the small anorexic man in his arms nearly breaking him in half. Flopping him over his shoulder and running toward the bed room….

Meanwhile:

[5:55pm] Noodles: NOB…FITE ME.
[5:56pm] LS: Nah. Adventure isn’t that good Surlent.
[5:58pm] Niji: He is a Nayu now.
[6:00pm]StriferZer0: I jst cme 30 secs ago
[6:01pm]Surlent: Me too <3


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Reply #86 - 07/23/18 at 05:38:10
 
Tis tarted.  eye dink.

meyb c sum fuk?
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