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Reply #45 - 02/28/16 at 08:48:22
 
I haven't been laid in a year. Anniversary today. Go me.
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Reply #46 - 02/28/16 at 14:36:42
 
If you can wrestle with the moral issues of it, and come up with a little bit of cash and a condom, just get a hooker.

Make sure she doesn't have any skin rashes, and at least has some teeth if she's a Meth head. 
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Reply #47 - 03/18/16 at 06:54:34
 
Next time I hear my neighbors having sex I think I'm going to blast "Me So Horny" at my wall.

Seriously. It sounds like someone set a cat on fire and is trying to put the fire out by kicking it.
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Reply #48 - 03/18/16 at 11:56:08
 
Or what you can do is, go knock on their door. When one of them answers, ask if you can join in too since your able to hear it so well, and its really getting you off.

It's either going to get you into and argument and fight, (like me) or they will just cuss you out, close the door, and never be loud at sex again. (like I did another time)
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Reply #49 - 03/26/16 at 00:00:35
 
Is trapping a bunch of hookers in a room also called shooting fish in a barrel?
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Reply #50 - 03/26/16 at 14:21:50
 
Only if your using weapon ammo.

If your spraying them with nut, it's then called a school. [of fish! Get it?!?! Get It?!?!?!}
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Reply #51 - 03/27/16 at 01:16:40
 
Cum for my chum.
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Reply #52 - 04/14/16 at 02:41:05
 
Hilary Clinton is Satan.

Donald Trump is the class clown.

Bernie Sanders is that kid that has all kinds of awesome ideas but never gets anywhere with them.

Real words right there.
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Reply #53 - 04/15/16 at 18:32:04
 
Every election is a decision over who will fuck you with the shortest strap on.
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Reply #54 - 04/20/16 at 02:17:42
 
I thought I had something witty or catchy to say then fatigue hit and I got exhausted. Next day off is going to be a lazy day for sure.
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Reply #55 - 05/02/16 at 12:08:14
 
Love is a interesting and deadly thing.

When you walk passed someone, they catch your eye. They feel and look familiar. Their presence seems like one that you've experienced before and yet you don't know them at all.

The more you engage and interact the more intertwined you become. Sacrificing everything, just to get a few moments, because those few moments breath breath into your chest and life into your breast.

Might be a trick of the mind, but when they swear that you look familiar too, is that fate?

But truth be had, you'll never be, and I'll never be. So I'll take the moments I have and breath while I can, before I walk away to save you from this and export myself.

Because as I know you were never meant to be mine.
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Reply #56 - 05/13/16 at 10:44:07
 
I think its funny when people get upset over porn titles.

"Man fucks sister"

"Girl forces man."

"Baby sitter shits on his chest."

I bet 95% of us just watch to see a good looking women fucking. Pay no attention to the story or context and in the reality of things, these scenarios are not real or fantasies she just had nice tits.

Well. Except for that last one. Your getting shit on and no one wants to see that. Unless you are HB and wanna watch some tub girl.
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Reply #57 - 05/14/16 at 17:54:43
 
Long time ago, there was this video on xvideos titled "bitches be gaggin" and people were in a serious argument over grammar and representing black people.
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Reply #58 - 05/15/16 at 01:49:22
 
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Reply #59 - 05/15/16 at 14:19:39
 
Wait wait whoa whoa whoa. I go to that site often. 

People were arguing grammar on a porn site, over a porn title? How fucking stupid.......???

The world is truly ending. I must watch "Bitches Be Gaggin" to understand the full story!!!  
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