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Adonael's insight
07/25/15 at 05:31:01
 
Its like getting in a cage with a pcp fueled retarded black bear.. You just don't do it.

And this strand of pcp amplifies all the qualities that bear hates about men. You'll always be the bad guy and stupid no matter what, because it was you in fact that gave the bear the pcp.

And there's no reasoning with a bear on pcp...its a bear...on pcp. So the best you can do is learn from sonic and let your limbs go limp and bend over and hope it eventually loses interest in you, but it won't because again.. It's your fault you gave the bear pcp... That sums it up. It's your fault.

And to clarify retarded was to stress strength not stupidity.. The bear wouldn't see it that way though..

Anyone who says I don't understand pregnate woman can kiss my ass.

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I expose myself to myself. I'll never do it again it was traumatizing and I got arrested for indecent exposure.

Now I'm a sextual predator I'll beat myself if I ever catch up with myself for those false charges.
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Re: Adonael's insight
Reply #1 - 07/25/15 at 13:58:15
 
Left to your own devices, you can make bear burgers.

Just bite his nose.

Gawd....
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Reply #2 - 07/26/15 at 02:34:55
 
I had a weird dream. I took my daughter to a Disney princess dress store and she got all dressed up as a princess. Cutest thing in the world. After that it cuts to me standing on a lawn chair over a pool of radioactive goo. I jump from the lawn chair to a big metal structure, to a ammo box, grabbed some weird circle metal piece and back onto a different side of the structure where a dirty mini sub was housed with a rusted catwalk above, a man with red hair and plad shirt pulled a switch dumping it into the waste below and mockingly said "I don't think so" so I ran forward to this giant pool of crystal clear water. I was standing on the bleachers which were some reason facing to the left and not at the pool. The red head country man stood next to me with someone behind him and ran and jumped into the water. I turned to leave but there was a huge man behind me that looked like the king pin from spiderman, just muscular not fat. He must of shoved me when I turned around because I flew into the water and nearly went under the crystal blue waves. Then I noticed a huge mechanical being that somewhat resembled shredder throwing something into the water. Once I got myself stabilized he threw a second item that was shaped like a knife from what I could see, it was entangled in a mesh bag, I guess to slow us down from retrieving it. Next he threw in a blue plastic gun. Me and the pin went right for it. My hand found the handle right as his missed. I stroked to pull myself away pulled the trigger and the gun beeped and the display said zero. Two circular arms folded down for something and that's when I saw a bottle of mace on the dock. I swam hard for it, but as I was about to reach it, I woke up.
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Reply #3 - 07/28/15 at 06:49:16
 
Fake Bacon:

1.) A fat chick with fake brest.
2.) Store bought pastieries passed off as homemade.
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Reply #4 - 07/29/15 at 17:10:01
 
Children are like herpies. Once you have them you can't get rid of them. Eventually you decide to name them and no amount of medication will save you from them.
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Reply #5 - 08/06/15 at 03:18:02
 
Forcing myself to write again. This is worse than hitting a bump on a seat-less cycle. It's slow and painful.

Beginnings suck.
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Reply #6 - 08/07/15 at 22:58:18
 
I had a pet spider in my room a long time ago. I named him Steve and I talked to him/her on occasion. Never got anywhere, but Steve stayed in his corner so we had no problems... Until Steve disappeared.
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Reply #7 - 09/15/15 at 05:18:55
 
[9/11/2015 9:26:13 PM] maryanne snider: lol where did u go?

[9/12/2015 6:44:28 PM] maryanne snider: heya Smiley

[9/13/2015 5:30:50 PM] maryanne snider: heya Smiley

[9/13/2015 11:56:43 PM] maryanne snider: hey

[10:25:53 AM] maryanne snider: hey there

[4:26:45 PM] maryanne snider: whats up Smiley

[10:13:55 PM] maryanne snider: hey

[10:14:02 PM] Adonael: hi

[10:14:48 PM] maryanne snider: heyy, thx for
adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?

[10:16:07 PM] Adonael: No

[10:17:04 PM] maryanne snider: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?

[10:17:21 PM] Adonael: yup

[10:18:03 PM] maryanne snider: well either way its ok with me Wink BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?

[10:18:17 PM] Adonael: Sort of
[10:19:04 PM] maryanne snider: lol every guy is c'mon :p *link* a pic i uploaded last night, you like? Smiley

[10:19:41 PM] Adonael: Ive seen that picture from 12 other usernames

[10:20:37 PM] maryanne snider: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam Smiley  i'm online right now *link* im the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video

[10:21:35 PM] Adonael: no thanks

[10:22:07 PM] maryanne snider: lame... no wonder ur single...

[10:22:34 PM] Adonael: too bad you are not a real woman

[10:22:48 PM] maryanne snider: yes im real

[10:23:22 PM] Adonael: Thats why you spam
peoples skype for thier credit card info

[10:23:59 PM] maryanne snider: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha

[10:24:25 PM] Adonael: clever

[10:25:09 PM] maryanne snider: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? Wink

[10:25:51 PM] Adonael: on my toliet seat.

[10:26:37 PM] maryanne snider: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec..are you on camplayground?

[10:27:34 PM] Adonael: No Im on my bed. eating doritos and combing my beard

[10:28:33 PM] maryanne snider: heres my profile *link* if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you Wink better not record me!

[10:32:04 PM] maryanne snider: hey u still around?

[10:32:18 PM] Adonael: yup

[10:33:13 PM] maryanne snider: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list

[10:33:48 PM] Adonael: can you prove you are a real person first?

[10:34:44 PM] maryanne snider: uhhhh yes im a real person, what youve never met a horny girl b 4?

[10:35:06 PM] Adonael: prove it

[10:35:45 PM] maryanne snider: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol

[10:36:57 PM] Adonael: Im not giving my credit card to some russian hairy man

[10:37:57 PM] maryanne snider: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on.

[10:39:24 PM] Adonael: If you really wanted to CAM you could do it on skype like the russian woman I saw nude for free.

[10:40:01 PM] maryanne snider: yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the Accept Invite button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join

[10:41:02 PM] Adonael: You are retarded I am done with this conversation

[10:41:46 PM] maryanne snider: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing Wink

[10:43:08 PM] Adonael: I'm gay

ultimate defeat of a female bot and woman deterrent. Pretend to be gay.
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Reply #8 - 09/16/15 at 07:15:05
 
I considered selling my left nut for 35K. Its always the left nut that gets hurt. So with out a left nut getting kicked would no longer hurt. Logic.
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Reply #9 - 09/23/15 at 12:46:51
 
Facebook is stalking me and I don't like it.

Facebook is almost like that over obsessive friend who knows everything about you and wants to get very intimate, but you have to keep telling no. Today something odd happened to me and this isn't the first time.

I watched this fail race video a few hours ago:



And then a few hours later this appeared on my feed:

...



This isn't the first time this happened. When I played Until Dawn on a Ps4 with my own account, one of the actors started appearing on my Facebook. Creepy stuff. especially after staying up for 9 hours to complete the game and then one of the guys are stairing you in the eyes as soon as you open up Facebook.

And a friend had me download World of Warcraft to try it with him and now I see Wow ads everywhere.

I think its time to delete my cookies. These ads are getting way too accurate. I prefer my privacy..Thanks google Facebook machine.

tl;dr: Delete your cookies or sybamen will rape your mother. Or maybe I will. Depends. I haven't worn that mask in awhile... I might be rusty. I don't even know if I'm good at it anymore....

what does a woman feel like again?
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Reply #10 - 10/02/15 at 17:12:26
 
I think I need a woman like GLaDOS in my life. Smart, Sarcastic, Witty and tries to seduce me with cake...
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Reply #11 - 10/03/15 at 16:55:11
 
†Adonael wrote on 09/15/15 at 05:18:55:
[9/11/2015 9:26:13 PM] maryanne snider: lol where did u go?

[9/12/2015 6:44:28 PM] maryanne snider: heya Smiley

[9/13/2015 5:30:50 PM] maryanne snider: heya Smiley

[9/13/2015 11:56:43 PM] maryanne snider: hey

[10:25:53 AM] maryanne snider: hey there

[4:26:45 PM] maryanne snider: whats up Smiley

[10:13:55 PM] maryanne snider: hey

[10:14:02 PM] Adonael: hi

[10:14:48 PM] maryanne snider: heyy, thx for
adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?

[10:16:07 PM] Adonael: No

[10:17:04 PM] maryanne snider: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?

[10:17:21 PM] Adonael: yup

[10:18:03 PM] maryanne snider: well either way its ok with me Wink BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?

[10:18:17 PM] Adonael: Sort of
[10:19:04 PM] maryanne snider: lol every guy is c'mon :p *link* a pic i uploaded last night, you like? Smiley

[10:19:41 PM] Adonael: Ive seen that picture from 12 other usernames

[10:20:37 PM] maryanne snider: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam Smiley  i'm online right now *link* im the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video

[10:21:35 PM] Adonael: no thanks

[10:22:07 PM] maryanne snider: lame... no wonder ur single...

[10:22:34 PM] Adonael: too bad you are not a real woman

[10:22:48 PM] maryanne snider: yes im real

[10:23:22 PM] Adonael: Thats why you spam
peoples skype for thier credit card info

[10:23:59 PM] maryanne snider: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha

[10:24:25 PM] Adonael: clever

[10:25:09 PM] maryanne snider: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? Wink

[10:25:51 PM] Adonael: on my toliet seat.

[10:26:37 PM] maryanne snider: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec..are you on camplayground?

[10:27:34 PM] Adonael: No Im on my bed. eating doritos and combing my beard

[10:28:33 PM] maryanne snider: heres my profile *link* if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you Wink better not record me!

[10:32:04 PM] maryanne snider: hey u still around?

[10:32:18 PM] Adonael: yup

[10:33:13 PM] maryanne snider: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list

[10:33:48 PM] Adonael: can you prove you are a real person first?

[10:34:44 PM] maryanne snider: uhhhh yes im a real person, what youve never met a horny girl b 4?

[10:35:06 PM] Adonael: prove it

[10:35:45 PM] maryanne snider: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol

[10:36:57 PM] Adonael: Im not giving my credit card to some russian hairy man

[10:37:57 PM] maryanne snider: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on.

[10:39:24 PM] Adonael: If you really wanted to CAM you could do it on skype like the russian woman I saw nude for free.

[10:40:01 PM] maryanne snider: yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the Accept Invite button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join

[10:41:02 PM] Adonael: You are retarded I am done with this conversation

[10:41:46 PM] maryanne snider: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing Wink

[10:43:08 PM] Adonael: I'm gay

ultimate defeat of a female bot and woman deterrent. Pretend to be gay.




This reminds me I was trying out online dating again a couple months ago and holy god it's more of a cesspool of scams than ever. I had minor success with it a few years ago and even then it was bad.

Some of them are very legit looking and convincing profiles but it's obvious at some point that they're running a scam. I'm actually talking about messaging a nice profile and them responding. Little bit of research and sure enough there's tons of similar stories out there. They have a insane or stalker boyfriend or need money somehow to meet up or some sort of sob story that always leads to needing money.

Then there was that Ashley Madison hack incident that exposed and basically confirmed what I already strongly suspected about ALL dating sites. Literally 95% male and 5% female. The Ashley Madison stats were something like 3,000,000 males with 5,000 females (of which only 300 checked their inbox weekly)
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Reply #12 - 10/03/15 at 17:11:26
 
Online dating is pretty pointless. I'd have a decent success rate if I was gay or had really low standards. Most decent women stop dead when I mention I have a child.
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Reply #13 - 10/12/15 at 07:47:38
 
"Penis.
Peni.
Peno.
Pena.
Guadalupe
Big butthole bitches.
Dora the explora getting gang banged by ren and stempy.
Guadalupe IS a big butthole bitch.
Maybe Guadalupe is related to Dora...Maybe not. I don't know.
Guadalupe is Dora's mom. She left Dora with a homosexual monkey to go to a crack party where she was fucked by a pringles  sized dick,  thus big butthole bitches.
Guadalupe was fucked by a veterinarian with a crowbar..."

Imparting my wisdom on my friend while he did a live stream effectively killing him several times. Mission accomplished.
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Reply #14 - 12/11/15 at 21:40:44
 
Flying fallopian batman!

Gravity never had so much mass!

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Eventually the time will come you look at yourself and you get a odd feeling and realize you have grown and changed in just a few years. Haven't lost that sense of humor, but calm, less sarcastic and willing to go stabby stabby.

Child will change those who cares world. The total and complete disregard for yourself desolves and your whole life becomes dedicated to showing those two little blue eyes that there are good people in this world. Be the man you would want to see her with. Be a dedicated father and loving single dad. Swallow your pride and give her hope. Its all you can do.


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