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Funniest/Worst porno you've ever seen. (Read 4791 times)
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Funniest/Worst porno you've ever seen.
05/01/14 at 13:27:22
 
Alright, the funniest thing I ever saw was a smurf porn parady a buddy of mine sent me. These are real people in body paint, talking in high pitched retard voices.

So to set up the scene smurfette and two other smurfs  are in the woods and start doing their thing like all pornos then papa smurf walks up and the other two guys panic. It obviously turned into a threesom and as things start getting hot and  heavy they all stop and whistle the smurf theme song.

Shit was the funniest unarousing thing I've ever seen. Got a good laugh out of it though.
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Re: Funniest/Worst porno you've ever seen.
Reply #1 - 05/02/14 at 05:29:26
 
One I seen was a guy dressed up looking like Sponge Bob Square Pants. The outfit was exact, and he was getting blown and fucked by a black woman playing as Sandy. Both were spot on with the voices and sounded exactly like their characters. Creepy. The black woman was honestly cute though. 

Another one I seen was 3 midget lesbians going at it. They were fat, old, and ugly too. That was fucking hilarious. They looked like little trolls honestly.

Another one I also seen was another lesbian orgy with extreme fat girls. Holy fucking shit the beef was flying. I honestly don't know how the floor stayed intact.   

Then one time, at band camp....
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Reply #2 - 05/03/14 at 09:03:24
 
I was going to make that same joke but decided against it. Lol.

The thing that ruins any good porno is when a woman opens her legs and...





















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Reply #3 - 05/04/14 at 08:53:07
 
If you have ever opened a woman's legs and found that, you'd better video tape that.

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