Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register
TMA - Temporary Board
 
  HomeHelpSearchLoginRegister  
 
Pages: 1 2 3 4 
Send Topic Print
Brawl Archive (Read 12883 times)
XIZOR
Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis)
*
Offline



Posts: 7969
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #45 - 10/13/18 at 11:38:19
 
TMA was the first fan site that I actually tried to be a part of and I couldn't have picked a better one. It was so strange trying to understand how things worked, all the in-jokes, characters/posters, and already established history when I joined back in 02 I think it was. I've tried to be apart of a few other fan groups over the years but TMA ruined me forever because I was so used to being completely uncensored and acting like a jackass that I never survived anywhere else.

I had an epiphany one day a while back when I was thinking about why TMA was so cool back in the day and its because it was always just a place to develop your comedy chops and hone your roasting capabilities. Most of us who were here for things other than just Twisted Metal have basically been doing sketch comedy and standup for years on this site, we probably just don't think of it that way. All the hilarious members busting balls and trying to make each other die laughing on Brawl or TMA chat or whatever is absolutely where I developed my sense of humor. The vets who were king when I started posting had me fucking crying and I knew I would have to be hilarious to stand out at TMA.

Nothing has made me laugh harder than some of the shit people would say at the old site bashing other people or just writing jokes and comedy fanfics. Its a wonder none of us ever went on to have a career in comedy. I know Nightshade is a part of some comedy troupe and some of us make funny videos or content from time to time, but honestly I've never known funnier people than some of the classic TMA members.

The TMBO days were just so special. The feuds with the FAH-Q guys that were Sony testers I believe? The drama with those guys and then all the unlimited weapons players like HATEMACHINE and Hi Smiley, the clans everyone else mentioned in which I was apart of most of them in some form sometimes under a different alias so people wouldn't know I was playing all sides, late night games with EvilEd and eventually becoming part of an even smaller subset of TMBO players who played later at night when almost no one was online and how intense those 1v1 TMBO matches used to be.

All the drama surrounding any time a female would post here was always hilarious, especially when it meant either P7 or Hellbent, or both, was definitely going to try to fuck them.

Dirty fishstick is another TMA classic for me. I don't even remember the exact joke behind it, just that it was said in one of SynthR's posts on Brawl and was a go to term for years to come.

Bashing V-Wing was one of the best things on TMA for years. That christian faggot took it like a champ until we finally made him rage quit at temp TMA. I actually played a few games with him, he was a super nice dude, but that was back in my annoying atheist days where it was fun to bash Republicans and christians.

One highlight from temp TMA was when we used to make fun of P7 and his photos all the time. I don't recall where the photos came from because even then you didn't dare post photos of yourself on TMA unless you were prepared to be destroyed and he was a decent looking guy that didn't really deserve all the bashing but he never handled it well so that made it fun. Nina and I made a bunch of memes with one of his photos one time and I still have a bunch of them on my computer. They always make me laugh when I see them:

...

...

...

...

...

...

I could spend all night writing about the history of TMA but I'll cut it here for now. Too many memories lanes to go down.
Back to top
 

---===Asshole Of TMA===---
----===Winning===---
---===The Google Man===---
----===Alpha Admin===---
...
X1ZORTMA  
IP Logged
 
Magnum
Admin
*****
Offline


On the plaza of eat and
shit.

Posts: 5944
Alcohol Coma
Gender: male
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #46 - 10/13/18 at 22:42:23
 
My god. Yea. That's why no one posted pics up at TMA. Huge no no for yourself if you didn't wanna get slayed. There was a few for V-Wing too I remember. He didn't care as much a 7 did. 7 go so pissed LOL. Blair also had one as well and that's where the Belt for "Blair's Gay Jacket" came from. It was him in a leather jacket and he really did look fruity in it. Oh man the amazing shit come up with that picture. Synthr had one too with some huge fat dude with an open jar of mustard that spilled on the floor. That's how he got the belt "Mustard Man" I can't remember exactly how he got the "Dirty Fishstick" one either. Was over maybe Nikki and 7 I think? It was really awesome about Angelique when she did post pictures of herself finally to prove she was female. OMFG is she female. After she put those pictures up, the place went nuts. She's still pretty hot I might add. Nikki was ok looking too from what I seen. Linda was another female member that stuck around for a bit and was pretty cool. Kilrgrn or Nina at the time was also really cool as well. Then she moved in with Spyda and they both switched roles, batters, pitchers/catchers whatevers.

That definitely the reason why us older members are as brash as we are in humor because of the way TMA was. Like Xizor said and I really can't emphasize it enough, you really had to get creative, and sometimes seriously asshole-ish to get a measurable bit of respect. Of course the hierarchy here tended to if you'd have a really hard time here or not, and that's what made the place tolerable honestly. They let you talk your shit, or insult, or what have you but, (it's hard to describe) you started stepping over the line in some things, you would get warnings and shit. You could personally verbally attack anyone really but, were you going to be that stupid talking shit to Bloodshed, X-Man, Reaper, or EvilEd? Kinda like Blair who blindly brawled with anyone really. He was such an asshole. Or someone Like HATEMACHINE. That fucking dude was a POS. I think he got off on it too coming to TMA and talking shit, and then when you went into his lobbies in TMBO and utterly destroyed him in Unlims, he'd never admit it. Good times.      

The late nights spent playing TMBO too were the best. Then logging into TMA the next day to see who's beefing with who, or what clan is talking shit about another clan being "cheap" and didn't earn game wins. Fah-Q was an elite clan of Sony Devs. Shit man I can't remember any names ATM but if you entered a 1v1 with any of them, you'll pretty much get destroyed.  They always played Minion Stadium map with damage done/Damage received mode. (can't remember the name) That was the staple of TMA/TMBO games for a very long time. Pretty much the TMA bible actually.
Over time, we came up with other game modes. We did an elimination style match where 4v4 were teamed up, and we'd draw what order our team would go in. We'd do it on a medium map because small maps were to tight and idle players would take accidental hits, and huge maps were a slog fest. So the 1st players would 1v1 until one died. Then the 2nd player on that team would go and try to kill their #1, then so on until the LMS won the match. That was my 1st multi-player experience on TMBO because I went from having DU (Dial-Up. remember that shit?!?!) to having an Ethernet connection. Roadie was one of my teammates. I was so nervous I sucked so bad.

Then we also came up with a mode called Protect the King. That shit was alot of fun. The only game mode we made up where Relics (Game modifiers) were allowed. You'd have 4v4, 1 King, 1 Knight, 1 Rook, and 1 Jester. The King usually should be the 2 best players in the lobby facing against each other. Then the other positions would be filled by those who were comfortable running the certain vehicles that were only allowed for each position. If anyone wants the full rundown on rules, I'll have to find them, or explain in a future reply.

Damn. More nostalgia flowing out. Crazy.
Back to top
 

---===THE Applejuice Guy===---
Wtf does a guy got to do around here to get a fucking beer? FUCK A FRUIT BASKET!!
WWW  
IP Logged
 
SynthR
Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis)
*
Offline


PSN - Xbox - Steam -Skype
= SynthR

Posts: 2925
Ontario, Canada
Gender: male
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #47 - 10/15/18 at 09:25:11
 
Mosh that's really cool that you influenced the TM soundtracks. I didn't know that. A really neat piece of trivia.

As Mag pointed out, we would spend hours on there crafting replies and just reading everything. So many hours. You looked forward to it, you know? I miss that because I don't even talk to too many people on my phone these days. Nobody does. We're closer than ever communication wise and nobody wants to talk.

Forgot about HATEMACHINE. He was the first TMBO mega heel, IMO. Oh man. I wish we could talk to him again as adults.

I forgot about FUH-Q. Didn't play them much because Mort would always take his crew to battle with them and hog their time.

Net Damage was the game mode. The only one that made sense really because it showed who really was good at the game.

I haven't used dirty fishstick in a while, but it's definitely a classic term. That's why I want to re-read the site. I need to see all these things again.

I posted the Mustard Man pic because everyone was posting their own pics. Well, some people were stupid enough to, but I posted that and Mort thought it was hilarious. https://goo.gl/images/VuHx9T

I'll be honest, out of the vets, I think I was probably one of the nicer people on there. I wasn't as vicious as some of you guys were. Magnum was pretty tame too because he had that good nature about him. Everyone else was a fucking attack dog.
Back to top
 

---===Sexy Beast===---
---===Dirty Fishstick===---
---===King Axel===---
---===Mustard Man===---
---===Glowstick Commander===---
---===Grimmest of All Time (G.O.A.T)===---
WWW  
IP Logged
 
Magnum
Admin
*****
Offline


On the plaza of eat and
shit.

Posts: 5944
Alcohol Coma
Gender: male
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #48 - 10/16/18 at 23:37:16
 
Net Damage. That was it. Thanks. It was pissing me off I couldn't remember that. That was the TMA bible for TMBO at TMA. That was your measure in the game and on the site.

There it is! The Mustard Man! Fucking classic. That's what really made it so funny because alot of people believed it really was you.

You could be pretty beast if you had to be Synthr. I remember you not taking shit sometimes too. I was an asshole if I had to be. Rarely did I put myself into a spot where I had to/needed to be, like you. Thanks for the vote of confidence though. That's alot of why I got made to a Commish/Admin because I could turn if I needed to. Nosferatu and shit. 

All the belts we've got over the years means something about us. Some just don't need explanations. You dirty fish stick fucker. Go fuck a fruit basket.
Back to top
 

---===THE Applejuice Guy===---
Wtf does a guy got to do around here to get a fucking beer? FUCK A FRUIT BASKET!!
WWW  
IP Logged
 
Paraphernalia
Certified Astronaut
***
Offline


Full Throttler

Posts: 38
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #49 - 10/23/18 at 01:23:28
 
To think I've lurked on this site since 08/09 before actually making an account in 2011. Man, those were some glorious years. Sad that TMX split the community in two. Still, it's great to see that some classic folks are still kicking it around here.
Back to top
 

---===Shit Stirrer===---
 
IP Logged
 
†Adonael
The World's Fattest Gymnast
********************************************************************************
Offline



Posts: 1143
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #50 - 10/23/18 at 07:43:37
 
I remember the name. More that come back the merrier.
Back to top
 

---===Ring Master===---


The original "Bluedeath" since 19whateverthefuck.
 
IP Logged
 
SynthR
Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis)
*
Offline


PSN - Xbox - Steam -Skype
= SynthR

Posts: 2925
Ontario, Canada
Gender: male
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #51 - 10/23/18 at 09:08:36
 
Even if you stir shit professionally.
Back to top
 

---===Sexy Beast===---
---===Dirty Fishstick===---
---===King Axel===---
---===Mustard Man===---
---===Glowstick Commander===---
---===Grimmest of All Time (G.O.A.T)===---
WWW  
IP Logged
 
Paraphernalia
Certified Astronaut
***
Offline


Full Throttler

Posts: 38
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #52 - 10/23/18 at 11:21:37
 
I've got no friggin' idea how I got the "Excrement Mixer" sig, but oh well.
Back to top
 

---===Shit Stirrer===---
 
IP Logged
 
†Adonael
The World's Fattest Gymnast
********************************************************************************
Offline



Posts: 1143
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #53 - 10/23/18 at 11:25:03
 
Because your post "I've got a question." Stirred up some shit. Huh
Back to top
 

---===Ring Master===---


The original "Bluedeath" since 19whateverthefuck.
 
IP Logged
 
Paraphernalia
Certified Astronaut
***
Offline


Full Throttler

Posts: 38
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #54 - 10/23/18 at 13:13:52
 
Goddamn, that was 2 years and it was a single question. Oh well. I think I remember you from JetMotoCentral as well, Adonael.
Back to top
 

---===Shit Stirrer===---
 
IP Logged
 
†Adonael
The World's Fattest Gymnast
********************************************************************************
Offline



Posts: 1143
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #55 - 10/24/18 at 16:00:02
 
You would be correct. Thought I was the only one who mingled in both crowds.
Back to top
 

---===Ring Master===---


The original "Bluedeath" since 19whateverthefuck.
 
IP Logged
 
Paraphernalia
Certified Astronaut
***
Offline


Full Throttler

Posts: 38
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #56 - 10/25/18 at 00:27:57
 
Regardless that both games were made by Singletrac, I lurked JMC since around the very same time I started lurking around here. I even made an account, but didn't post much. I loved JM2, but I sucked at it. I loved watching people play it.
Back to top
 

---===Shit Stirrer===---
 
IP Logged
 
Magnum
Admin
*****
Offline


On the plaza of eat and
shit.

Posts: 5944
Alcohol Coma
Gender: male
Re: Brawl Archive
Reply #57 - 10/27/18 at 14:21:44
 
Yea. I gave you that belt because you asked a question that fired up a whole new argument that was dead for awhile until you stirred it back up.

Good job!
Back to top
 

---===THE Applejuice Guy===---
Wtf does a guy got to do around here to get a fucking beer? FUCK A FRUIT BASKET!!
WWW  
IP Logged
 
Pages: 1 2 3 4 
Send Topic Print