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Apparently There will be sex Robots.
03/05/14 at 17:19:26
 
So you can quit making out with your sister Skywalker.

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/real-sex-virtual-reality-oculus-rift-tenga
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Reply #1 - 03/05/14 at 17:55:36
 
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Reply #2 - 03/05/14 at 19:10:31
 
Interesting. I have to say though the logic of it all still somewhat escapes me. If someone has the time and money for those things they might as well spend it on a real girl.








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Reply #3 - 03/05/14 at 23:54:02
 
Because it doesn't have these:

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And where no free will is concerned, you can fuck as hard and long as you like. Without concern of hurting her.

And sometimes life gets busy, it's sometimes harder to squeeze one out with a robot then try and find a girl to fuck.

Or what if you have a severe accident and you look like a freak?

There's a few circumstances where I see it's plausible.
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Reply #4 - 03/06/14 at 00:41:50
 
If they could make perfect human replicas that changes everything. I would imagine a good percentage of the population preferring android companions over real ones.

Perfect replicas are probably really far off, but you can be sure someone somewhere is working around the clock on it, and that the next person will take over where they left off.
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Reply #5 - 03/07/14 at 05:56:12
 
I know Xizor put up a post somewhere about the Oculus, and that video of the giant girl he's fucking was in it. That shit is still hilarious BTW.

It's funny that that was the first thing I thought of when that device was announced. To hell with games. Could there be virtual sex? Ohhh fuck yea there can! Total immersion? Wow. It just seems odd because your not literally touching someone but, I guess the realness to your brain makes up for it.

I know as of right now that it's got to be expensive as fuck.This would definitely help out handicapped, fat as fuck, ugly, old, or disfigured people get some. I'd hate to have to clean it up after ward though. And it would definitely be  easier to use than getting a live human female because there is just a power switch to deal with. I know that sounds really shitty but, sometimes that's all a man wants but, has to wade through whatever bullshit a woman puts up to get it. Even a hooker has her limits/preferences. Of course there is really no replacement for a real woman yet but, this looks damn close.


If they could make perfect human replicas that changes everything.

https://www.realdoll.com/

There ya go. One of those with an Oculus, and you'll be spray painting the walls with goo for months. I've looked through their website EXTENSIVELY and made me the perfect doll. Of course I had to stop at "Pay now?" What a boner killer.

It would be impressive to have a literal robot of course but, I'll take what seems to be available today. Unfortunately, this shit is some serious rich boy toys. 
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THE FUTURE IS NOW


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Reply #7 - 03/07/14 at 23:52:32
 
The Tengu's? Or whatever the fuck they are called are disposable so no cleaning needed really.

Yeah, as for real dolls, it's a awesome thing, but I can't justify spending that much money on a sex doll.

Now if that was robotic that would be pretty interesting and probably dangerous.

As for your first video Obliverate, that is the first time I ever go any entertainment from anything 50 cent was in. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

All we need is something that can emulate touch, smell and taste and we're good to go.
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Reply #8 - 03/08/14 at 07:28:06
 
We're in the same mindset. I would love to get 2 of those Real Dolls but for that kind of money it should cook, clean, and do laundry too. Like I said it's a rich boy's toy.

Don't doubt if I hit the lottery for quite a few million, I told the wife I'm getting one, probably 2. Told her I'd keep it in the closet.

Such a fun and funny conversation about that. 
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Reply #9 - 03/08/14 at 10:09:21
 
That was science fiction 20 years ago. The future really is now.




I'm really starting to think about this. The integration of human androids into society won't be driven by workforce or chore purposes like so many movies predict. The sole reason for creation of robots that are real as humans will be sex driven. It's coming. Just a question of when.

I think the biggest problem would be giving them balance and the motion of walking on 2 feet. To make a human they would have to build it as close to human as possible. Basically nearly everything in a human needs to be recreated synthetically. Except organs which they will probably desperately need the extra space for something.

If you really think about it, they can be made just as,  or even more fragile than humans. I would prefer a solid build. I would hate for my human android to break a leg and cost $50,000 to replace. The solid built ones can be dangerous though. I can see it short-circuiting while I'm in the middle and break my neck. Have police walk in to find me dead with pants down and my android half naked.
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Reply #10 - 03/08/14 at 23:31:58
 
Magnum wrote on 03/08/14 at 07:28:06:
We're in the same mindset. I would love to get 2 of those Real Dolls but for that kind of money it should cook, clean, and do laundry too. Like I said it's a rich boy's toy.

Don't doubt if I hit the lottery for quite a few million, I told the wife I'm getting one, probably 2. Told her I'd keep it in the closet.

Such a fun and funny conversation about that. 



When I was single I always told my buddy I'd have a house full of fake women in different clothes doing different things around the house just to fuck with people.

And honestly Skywalker, it's better than dying by autoerotic asphyxiation. Having somebody walking in on your corps hanging from the ceiling with your pants around your ankles, they wouldn't know if you were coming or going.

And since we are on the subject:

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Reply #11 - 03/09/14 at 10:06:08
 
That movie looked so stupid.

It'd been funny if he face raped it and forgot to clean her up right, and his nut starts dribbling down it's chin at the kids book reading.

"LOOK!! She's trying to talk! It's her spit!!"
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Reply #12 - 03/09/14 at 13:07:07
 
Magnum wrote on 03/09/14 at 10:06:08:
"LOOK!! She's trying to talk! It's her spit!!"
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I was sure this movie would end with the guy finally fucking someone so I looked it up and read the plot, and he doesn't. In fact he has a co-worker that clearly wants to get with him but he ignores her the entire time. Stupid.

The movie was actually acclaimed for not making a joke out of it. On the contrary, it was a serious film with a hidden message. Instead of the entire town making fun of him they embraced the whole thing, resulting in curing his problem. It ends with the guy giving his doll a funeral/burial.

The movie seems to have a utopia sort feel to it. It's also Canadian. Not suggesting that means anything.. I have much love for Canadians. I have family up there.

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Reply #13 - 03/10/14 at 04:41:06
 
Just when I thought it couldn't get anymore dumb just watching the trailer.

I have to laugh people paid money to watch that.
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Reply #14 - 03/11/14 at 00:10:03
 
The Indians are way ahead of us. They've already created a sophisticated sex robot...






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