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Axel the Amazing

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Help converting someone to Twisted Metal?
08/02/13 at 00:26:33

Tried to show my girlfriend the essence of my childhood by loading up some TM2 and she was not impressed. Said the graphics were too terrible for her to try it. After that blow to the childhood I busted out TMB and she said it was too complex for her. I tried to teach to play for a little while, she seemed interested for a short while. She said the game was too old. Hoping to solve my problems I went to TMX and she liked it at first but watched the first cutscene and decided it was too graphic and violent. Anyone help me convert this lost soul? Grin

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RoaDiE Server Emulation Offline Cheesin' it up, OG style. Posts: 2592 Harper Land Gender:	Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal? Reply #1 - 08/02/13 at 19:50:24 If she doesnt like TMX there is no hope for her.
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Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal?
Reply #2 - 08/04/13 at 18:51:28

She seems a little harsh...but there probably isn't much hope for her.

However, I did manage to convert my friend(a dude) into Twisted Metal, but all he wants to do is 1v1 against me, and refuses to play the story or online with others, but whatever. I haven't even tried introducing Twisted Metal to my girlfriend yet, but it will happen someday.

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Obliverate The 16th man to successfully perform open heart surgery on himself while drunk. Well, I suppose "successful" is a relative term. It's true that he lived, but for the rest of his life he had to dress as a # leprechaun or his heart would stop. Offline Posts: 1682	Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal? Reply #3 - 08/05/13 at 04:16:25 Anyone that doesn't want to instantly climb into their bunk with thoughts of jiffying Jaffe after witnessing Twisted Metal is obviously a subhuman equal to the handicapped and Europeans and should be cast away from your life immediately.
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Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal?
Reply #4 - 08/05/13 at 12:35:35

Axel the Amazing wrote on 08/02/13 at 00:26:33:

Tried to show my girlfriend the essence of my childhood by loading up some TM2 and she was not impressed. Said the graphics were too terrible for her to try it. After that blow to the childhood I busted out TMB and she said it was too complex for her. I tried to teach to play for a little while, she seemed interested for a short while. She said the game was too old. Hoping to solve my problems I went to TMX and she liked it at first but watched the first cutscene and decided it was too graphic and violent. Anyone help me convert this lost soul? Grin

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Try Head-On. It is easy, not too graphic and just generally more accessible and light hearted compared to other TM games.

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TMFan420

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Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal?
Reply #5 - 11/19/13 at 15:24:13

I got my girlfriend into it. She's alright at it but gets frustrated easily against npcs. She hasn't mastered the driving mechanics and using jump effectively and just spans weapons and just...needs to play more.

I thought switching from the ps3 to the old tm4 would help but only made it worse.

just let her practice a lot. Customize a car to be pink or purple or whatever color your woman likes, might give her an incentive to play

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Kilrgrn Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Catch me ridin' around the Warehouse District. Posts: 2247	Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal? Reply #6 - 11/19/13 at 17:55:00 "I thought switching from the ps3 to the old tm4 would help but only made it worse. " Oh my god "Customize a car to be pink or purple or whatever color your woman likes, might give her an incentive to play " Oh. my. fucking. god.
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Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal?
Reply #7 - 11/19/13 at 20:56:37

TMFan420 wrote on 11/19/13 at 15:24:13:

I got my girlfriend into it. She's alright at it but gets frustrated easily against npcs. She hasn't mastered the driving mechanics and using jump effectively and just spans weapons and just...needs to play more.

I thought switching from the ps3 to the old tm4 would help but only made it worse.

just let her practice a lot. Customize a car to be pink or purple or whatever color your woman likes, might give her an incentive to play

Sounds like she mastered it more than you think.

Also to add to your car colors, I would say to put some flowers skin on because the bitches love the flowers but the skin editor went bye bye. Don't worry though as some people will have you believe the game is dying and that is why it is gone. That is a complete lie and It will be back!

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Mr.DooM The Ghost of Lance Armstrong's Cancer Offline BLooD MiSSiLeS BaRRaGe oF DooM!!! Posts: 320 Diesel City Gender:	Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal? Reply #8 - 11/21/13 at 21:36:47 The Truth wrote on 11/19/13 at 20:56:37: Don't worry though as some people will have you believe the game is dying and that is why it is gone. That is a complete lie and It will be back! Word, my man, word. You're just too negative, it WILL be back.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Help converting someone to Twisted Metal? Reply #9 - 11/23/13 at 08:21:23 I thought switching from the ps3 to the old tm4 would help but only made it worse. At least you admitted it was a step back. Now go back and say a dozen Hail Mary's for admitting you played TM4 you infidel
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