I get messages every 2 weeks from a different person every time asking me for some of my TF2 items. I think it's because i actually bought the game when it came out and i have some item they can't have unless someone like me trades it to them.
I'm making this post for 2 reasons. I'm going to troll the shit out of these assholes and i want a spot to post it all. But i was also wondering if anyone knew what this was all about. That way i can more effectively waste the shit out of their time and smash their hopes way more efficiently.
Never tell your password to anyone.
[D]artenix: Hello sir
[D]artenix: Are you there sir?
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[D]artenix: Are you back?
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[D]artenix: Dude?
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HellbentTMA: ahh geez this isn't about hats is it?
[D]artenix: Sorrz dude, you are right....
[D]artenix: Im sorrz for interupting
HellbentTMA: It's cool i understand. But i'm not able to help
HellbentTMA: Good luck
[D]artenix: Wait
[D]artenix: Give me like 10 min
[D]artenix: I will get back to zou
[D]artenix: Dont delete me
HellbentTMA: seriously i like all of the stuff on my account. But i won't delete you if you don't spam me
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[D]artenix: Im free now
[D]artenix: Are you back?
HellbentTMA: Sorry about that. What do you need?
[D]artenix: Well I wanted the Pyro Hat thingy
[D]artenix: But I see you wont give it up easily
[D]artenix: Hmm
HellbentTMA: Yeah it's kind of hard to buy things off me. I keep all of my cash out of the bank and i don't give out my address or anything. Not too concerned about fattening my steam wallet either
[D]artenix: Sir
[D]artenix: Lets state it clearly
[D]artenix: I want only the lvl on your rubber
[D]artenix: Is it going to change for you anything if I give you the smae hat
[D]artenix: But with other lvl?
HellbentTMA: It's noting i'm interested in
[D]artenix: No but I htink you dont understand
[D]artenix: I give you EXACTLY the same hat
[D]artenix: Vintage
[D]artenix: Same hat
[D]artenix: Totally
[D]artenix: Yours just have the lvl I started to collect
HellbentTMA: So basicallty you need the hat to fill out a collection?
[D]artenix: Yes sir
[D]artenix: Its new started collection
[D]artenix: I have few weps and maybe one hat with this lvl
HellbentTMA: That is the saddest thing i've ever heard.
See i can't fuck with them if i have to ask them what it's about. It's kind of like having someone explain pokemon to you then calling them a faggot. It's kind of funny. But there is greater potential here.
[D]artenix: Well sir?
HellbentTMA: Hold on let me configure my desktop so i can boot TF2 and give you the item
[D]artenix: Dunno what boot means
HellbentTMA: start up
[D]artenix: No, zou dont have to lose that much time
[D]artenix: You dont need to run TF2 to trade
HellbentTMA: Oh good i thought this was going to take awhile. I only have 2 minutes till my lunch break
[D]artenix: oh wait
HellbentTMA: Sorry man i'm literally out of time
HellbentTMA: Catch me tommorow
[D]artenix: It will take
[D]artenix: half of minute
[D]artenix: Please dude
[D]artenix had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
[D]artenix: ;<
[D]artenix: Well, fine then if you have to go
Never mind that was kind of fun.