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02/19/13 at 14:33:43
 
I get messages every 2 weeks from a different person every time asking me for some of my TF2 items. I think it's because i actually bought the game when it came out and i have some item they can't have unless someone like me trades it to them.

I'm making this post for 2 reasons. I'm going to troll the shit out of these assholes and i want a spot to post it all. But i was also wondering if anyone knew what this was all about. That way i can more effectively waste the shit out of their time and smash their hopes way more efficiently.



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[D]artenix: Hello sir
[D]artenix: Are you there sir?
[D]artenix is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[D]artenix: Are you back?
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[D]artenix: Dude?
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HellbentTMA: ahh geez this isn't about hats is it?
[D]artenix: Sorrz dude, you are right....
[D]artenix: Im sorrz for interupting
HellbentTMA: It's cool i understand. But i'm not able to help
HellbentTMA: Good luck
[D]artenix: Wait
[D]artenix: Give me like 10 min
[D]artenix: I will get back to zou
[D]artenix: Dont delete me
HellbentTMA: seriously i like all of the stuff on my account. But i won't delete you if you don't spam me
[D]artenix is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[D]artenix: Im free now
[D]artenix: Are you back?
HellbentTMA: Sorry about that. What do you need?
[D]artenix: Well I wanted the Pyro Hat thingy
[D]artenix: But I see you wont give it up easily
[D]artenix: Hmm
HellbentTMA: Yeah it's kind of hard to buy things off me. I keep all of my cash out of the bank and i don't give out my address or anything. Not too concerned about fattening my steam wallet either
[D]artenix: Sir
[D]artenix: Lets state it clearly
[D]artenix: I want only the lvl on your rubber
[D]artenix: Is it going to change for you anything if I give you the smae hat
[D]artenix: But with other lvl?
HellbentTMA: It's noting i'm interested in
[D]artenix: No but I htink you dont understand
[D]artenix: I give you EXACTLY the same hat
[D]artenix: Vintage
[D]artenix: Same hat
[D]artenix: Totally
[D]artenix: Yours just have the lvl I started to collect
HellbentTMA: So basicallty you need the hat to fill out a collection?
[D]artenix: Yes sir
[D]artenix: Its new started collection Tongue
[D]artenix: I have few weps and maybe one hat with this lvl
HellbentTMA: That is the saddest thing i've ever heard.





See i can't fuck with them if i have to ask them what it's about. It's kind of like having someone explain pokemon to you then calling them a faggot. It's kind of funny. But there is greater potential here.





[D]artenix: Well sir?
HellbentTMA: Hold on let me configure my desktop so i can boot TF2 and give you the item
[D]artenix: Dunno what boot means
HellbentTMA: start up
[D]artenix: No, zou dont have to lose that much time
[D]artenix: You dont need to run TF2 to trade
HellbentTMA: Oh good i thought this was going to take awhile. I only have 2 minutes till my lunch break
[D]artenix: oh wait
HellbentTMA: Sorry man i'm literally out of time
HellbentTMA: Catch me tommorow
[D]artenix: It will take
[D]artenix: half of minute
[D]artenix: Please dude
[D]artenix had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
[D]artenix: ;<
[D]artenix: Well, fine then if you have to go Tongue



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Re: Team Fortress 2
Reply #1 - 02/19/13 at 17:44:34
 
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Reply #2 - 02/19/13 at 17:45:10
 
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[D]artenix: Im really up for it sir, Im sorry


I'm going to message him tomorrow and do the same 2 minute routine again.
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Reply #3 - 02/19/13 at 17:54:44
 
People get way too obsessed with TF2.  That games a market.  It pretty much has it's own economy.  It's a fun game and all, but this guy is just crazy. xD
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Reply #4 - 02/19/13 at 18:34:43
 
I don't know enough about TF2 to have any clue what this guy is up to but I probably wouldn't attempt to trade with anyone who can't even speak basic English. There are too many foreign fucks that try to fuck people over.

Keep fucking with him though. This could turn out to be pretty hilarious.
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Reply #5 - 02/19/13 at 19:28:39
 
Basically, Hats are visual items only. But they can be VERY valuable if you come across very rare, limited ones. I don't mean worth $100 valuable. The most I know of is an Unusual Burning Team Captain, which is said to be worth like $2000, and the entire market is valued at like $50 mil.

Hats have a randomized level associated with them as far as I know, and a level 55 version of a hat (shouldn't be) worth more than like a level 21.

Really, it's easy to get fucked over if you don't know the value of things, but it's not like they can take your money and run, unless you are trading something outside of Steam (like real money).
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Reply #6 - 02/19/13 at 21:16:02
 
Obliverate wrote on 02/19/13 at 19:28:39:
Basically, Hats are visual items only. But they can be VERY valuable if you come across very rare, limited ones. I don't mean worth $100 valuable. The most I know of is an Unusual Burning Team Captain, which is said to be worth like $2000, and the entire market is valued at like $50 mil.

Hats have a randomized level associated with them as far as I know, and a level 55 version of a hat (shouldn't be) worth more than like a level 21.

Really, it's easy to get fucked over if you don't know the value of things, but it's not like they can take your money and run, unless you are trading something outside of Steam (like real money).



Oh he thinks he's screwing me out of a valueable item then. That is about what i guessed. I better install TF2 and google all the stuff i have so i can come up with some unreasonable terms.

The last guy who did this to me got seriously pissed off when i said no. Like because i don't play TF2 i'm hording some valuable artifact that needs to be shared with the world.

If i have the $2000 item i'm going to really fuck with people over it and never sell it just so i can keep doing this forever. Though it's probably not that item. At the frequency i'm getting this shit it's gotta be something i can really fuck with people over though.
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Reply #7 - 02/19/13 at 22:02:56
 
Trolling tard nerds is awesome lol.
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Reply #8 - 02/19/13 at 22:35:45
 
I love that i can go into conversations with these guys and instantly know that saying "No" to them means "Annoy me a bit more". Otherwise i'd just give them the item. But it has to be a god damned hustle with every motherfucker that wants something.

It's that obsessive pestering that bothers me. I've dealt with literally starving homeless people who are less persistent and more dignified. There are a ton of reasons to hate nerds like this and you can pick any one of them to justify hating them.

I mean i sympathize if TF2 is the thing that makes the person happy and they have nothing else. But come on if someone is in that state then they need to get away from TF2 for a little bit.

When i think of just playing one game because of how much time it occupies to actually be superior and advance. It reminds me of watching the same episode of a TV show for 10 hours straight. It doesn't matter how funny or awe inspiring it is. You will be completely bored to insanity by the end of it all.

The thought of being stuck in something like that depresses me more then my own actual problems. I can look back at my pill addiction and laugh at all the horrible withdraws and near death experiences because at least i haven't' logged in 3000 hours in any single game. I haven't willingly plunged my self into the deepest depths of self destruction and torture yet.

It's pretty much why i don't collect shit. Nothing in this world is good enough to collect that isn't worth money. It's just wasted room and money that could be used on something actually good like a jacuzzi bathtub or memory foam cushions for everything.

If you play a game so much that it interrupts your bathroom habits to the point that you need a makeshift toilet to keep up with the competition. Then you lose by winning. It's like a fucking Calypso wish. "I want to be the greatest gamer!" then you wake up in a chair with the hole cut out and a bucket under it 200 pounds heavier in chronic pain with a bad ass collection of WoW characters and every TF2 item in existence.

Remember when people thought their achievement score was like an indicator of skill and not an indication the fact you have nothing going on in your life?
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Reply #9 - 02/19/13 at 22:45:28
 
TF2 trade servers in a nutshell. Me want moar.
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Reply #10 - 02/20/13 at 06:04:58
 
My Co-worker and I play TF2 quite often. He sold a few hats for a few hundred each. People will buy anything these days.
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Reply #11 - 02/20/13 at 07:50:00
 
Hilarious.

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Reply #12 - 02/21/13 at 00:07:51
 
In times of economic collapse, mass unemployment, and everything else going wrong in this country, it's good to see that people can still pony up stupid amounts of cash to buy virtual bullshit. Way to go, America.
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Reply #13 - 02/21/13 at 01:24:17
 
[D]artenix: Hello dude
[D]artenix is now Busy.
[D]artenix: Hello sir
[D]artenix is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[D]artenix: Hello dude
[D]artenix: Dude? Tongue
[D]artenix: Sir? Im sorry for spam but I really wish to ahve it Tongue
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[D]artenix: Sir?
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[D]artenix: DUUUDE? CheesyD
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Reply #14 - 02/21/13 at 10:34:32
 
He sounds like that guy in China who recently climbed up on top of a building or something threatening to kill himself unless people gave him enough money to buy an in game item for some shitty MMO.
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