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Question: Do you Pee in the shower?

Yes    
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Sometimes, if I'm dying from pee overload.    
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Reply #15 - 10/17/12 at 18:29:11
 
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Reply #16 - 10/17/12 at 20:40:31
 
joe twisted wrote on 10/17/12 at 18:02:58:
while not with the big super soaker, but definitely been in some pee water gun fights growing up ...



Hey now this is about peeing in the shower not playing with your urine you freak. I was just making a joke. Did you guys plan the fight out? All i can imagine are some kids in the ghetto with 99 cent store water pistols full of urine spraying each other in the face.
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Reply #17 - 10/17/12 at 20:52:35
 
Pro tip:

Peeing in the shower is fine, as long as you have a fast draining shower, otherwise, you will be standing in your own urine.  This is not fine.
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Reply #18 - 10/17/12 at 21:07:32
 
lemmywinks wrote on 10/17/12 at 20:52:35:
Pro tip:

Peeing in the shower is fine, as long as you have a fast draining shower, otherwise, you will be standing in your own urine.  This is not fine.


Actually that will probably kill some bacteria and fungi that would typically survive a shower.
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Reply #20 - 10/18/12 at 08:59:00
 
Well I've done things like peeing in the pool or shit like that, which is far worse, but I can't think of a time when I needed to pee in the shower. When I wake up in the morning I usually have to pee immediately so that's the first thing I do before hitting the shower. If I've ever pissed in the shower I certainly don't remember it.

I have done the supersoaker thing though. Me and a bunch of friends did these prank wars back in high school. One time me and two buddies all pissed in a supersoaker and sprayed this dude in his face.
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Reply #21 - 10/18/12 at 09:06:02
 
The best part about the pool is discovering the water jet.

Also getting a pair of goggles and floating at the bottom looking at butts with impunity.

The babe ruth bar tricks works fantastic in Lazy Rivers at water parks. Because the candy bar floats like a missile freaking out everybody in it's path. I kind of wish i could put jelly fish in there. A dead rat would be even better. Or some used condoms. I think the most effective would be a rubber snake. People would think it's a water moccasin.

Seriously though fuck public pools they are sicker then truck stop showers. It's worth it for the chicks though. Women love showing off their bodies and i love backstroking directly between tits. I want to nail some girl up against the edge of the pool so the water jet can blast my balls while i slam her baloney hole.

One thing i'd like to try is to fill a big ass watergun full of diet pepsi and drop a few mentos into the gun. Full auto watergun. You could also pee in it too. Or use an enema and spray the liquified poo into the gun. Then mix it with diet pepsi and drop the mentos tabs in.

Water Parks are even worse. Way more people doing a lot more stupid shit. The last time i went to a water park i gashed my knee and bled all day long. Then i almost drowned in the wave pool and vomited 3 times in 3 different pools. I think the most disgusting thing of all is how mexicans let their babies run around in the water with diapers on. So much that they actually have to hire a spanish speaking employee who can explain to them that baby diarrhea and vomit poses a health concern.

I always wanted to get a fire hose into a public pool and use it to whip around the pool at crazy fast speeds and blast the hose down into the water to get some air time. All public pools should have one of those water pump jet packs connected to the pool.

Another fun thing to put into water guns is ammonia and bleach.
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Reply #22 - 10/18/12 at 14:55:37
 
XIZOR wrote on 10/18/12 at 08:59:00:
Well I've done things like peeing in the pool or shit like that, which is far worse, but I can't think of a time when I needed to pee in the shower. When I wake up in the morning I usually have to pee immediately so that's the first thing I do before hitting the shower. If I've ever pissed in the shower I certainly don't remember it.


Are you kidding me, the morning is when I mostly piss in the shower due to morning wood. I hate arching my whole body just to piss in the morning, so I just stand and go.
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Reply #23 - 10/19/12 at 14:31:58
 
So you instead piss all over the walls in your shower? Well played, sir.
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Reply #24 - 10/19/12 at 15:37:33
 
I think it's a felony to talk about that to someone his age.
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Reply #25 - 10/19/12 at 19:33:41
 
ERRR I AM SO FUCKING MANLY THAT I WAKE UP WITH A FUCKING RAGING ERECTION EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING MORNING. BY THE TIME I ENTER THE GOD DAMN SHOWER I AM STILL FULLY TORQUED WITH MY FUCKING MASSIVE ERECTION AND THUS I CANNOT USE THE TOILET UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. IT'S THE LIFE I LIVE WITH MY PENIS.
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Reply #26 - 10/20/12 at 07:49:43
 
Does it matter where your piss lands in the shower? Your pissing in the fucking shower.

Yea it's kinda gross and you really shouldn't be doing it but, if your gonna be dumb enough to piss where the water doesn't wash it away at least, your just plain nasty. Esspecially leaving it to either pool or dry.

And this is comming from someone who thinks pretty fucking gross alot of times.
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Reply #27 - 10/20/12 at 08:47:05
 
I always piss were the water's running. Who just lets it linger and dry up in there. Also, it wouldn't stay there given you clean your shower with bleach regularly.
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Reply #28 - 10/20/12 at 14:00:03
 
I always play a round of Aim For The Drain. Guaranteed to be sanitary by the time you're done.... Unless you're some blind schmuck.
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Reply #29 - 10/27/12 at 15:54:20
 
in prison it's normal to make paper machete statues using toilet paper and semen.

Playing Monopoly in prison involves a lot more cigarettes and rape then it does money and rent. You gotta replace the go to jail square with something threatening or else the game is ruined.
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