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Question: Is there a God?

Yes    
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Total votes: 29
« Created by: Hellbent on: 10/14/12 at 04:22:40 »

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Reply #30 - 11/07/12 at 07:06:58
 
So long as nobody goes V-Wing like, they should be ok.

Whoops. I said his name. Like....Bettlejuice and shit.
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Reply #31 - 11/07/12 at 11:53:39
 
Id love to see NYC, couldn't live with the taxes, the gun laws, the stop and frisk policy, the food and smoking bans or the rent though. Fuckin Bloomberg is a god damned dictator. They make it sound like you gotta go to NJ just to smoke a cig and buy a big gulp. Seems sort of stupid to pass laws the police couldn't possibly enforce, even with NYPD being the 7th largest army in the world as Bloomberg claims.

joe twisted wrote on 10/19/12 at 00:54:55:
I liked driving in nyc, everyone drives like assholes so you know what to expect.  In Louisiana people fucking hesitate or change their minds if they're going or not, it's absolutely maddening.  I find myself constantly yelling to fucking go!
Heard that shit, when driving in NO its like your always one badly timed blink away from kissing cabs with some guy who just decided now was the time to claim his place in line. Its like torretz but vehicular.
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Reply #32 - 11/08/12 at 05:01:20
 
People can't even walk where i live. They come into my bar and literally stand in the doorway for 40 seconds. I'd shrug it off as amazement at my amazing establishment if it didn't happen multiple times every week.

I don't count the people standing in the doorway while leaving because they are freshly drunk and don't care if they annoy people at that point because they can use alcohol as an excuse. But i can tell the people who are literally dead sober waiting in line to go into a bar. Then standing directly in the doorway once they are let in.

So basically there is the line to get in (through me) then there is the line to get in behind the people who aren't ready to go all the way through the doorway yet. I don't even stop it anymore it's like some kind of god damned natural phenomena.



Oh my favorite is when 2 people try to leave through the same door at once. Proof people don't have a fucking clue. That is why i leave one door closed because of those assholes.
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Reply #33 - 11/08/12 at 16:59:46
 
I believe there is a God but I don't tell people about my faith unless they're really interested.
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Reply #34 - 11/08/12 at 17:24:49
 
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I believe there is a God but I don't tell people about my faith unless they're really interested.


I'm sincerely interested in your faith please tell me about it.
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Reply #36 - 11/08/12 at 21:02:52
 
Hellbent wrote on 11/08/12 at 17:24:49:
I'm sincerely interested in your faith please tell me about it.





You trip me out, dude.

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Reply #37 - 11/08/12 at 21:07:27
 
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Reply #38 - 11/08/12 at 21:29:57
 
SHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhShhhHHHHH.


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tell me about your faith please
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Reply #39 - 11/08/12 at 23:08:06
 
Well, if you really want to know, I believe Jesus is God and that he came here and died on the cross for people's sins (including yours and mine). Then he rose again on the third day.
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Reply #40 - 11/08/12 at 23:21:06
 
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Well, if you really want to know, I believe Jesus is God and that he came here and died on the cross for people's sins (including yours and mine). Then he rose again on the third day.


My favorite part of that story is where the 3 old guys bring perfume to the star baby. Man that barn smells like feces and placenta we gotta febreze that shit for the star child. Too bad we haven't invented the Amish yet they could have built a god baby barn. The real miracle is that baby Jesus didn't die of dysentery.

I want to write bible fan fiction where Lott is actually the son of God and the Wise Men just kind of fucked that up and Mary was a lunatic.

Mary probably was a lunatic who didn't want to or wasn't ready to have a child, cheated on her husband, and wanted attention. So she went off about how god knocked her up and she's the vessel of  gods love.

Typical woman. Writing long winded fiction and pretending her ovaries are the center of existence.
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Reply #41 - 11/09/12 at 03:29:12
 
You've been watching too much Zeitgeist.
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Reply #42 - 11/09/12 at 04:02:13
 
What is that? Is it some show on misogyny?

The Bible is like 30% hilarious stories 30% misogyny/hate and 30% contradictions.

HEY GUYS LETS LARP THE BIBLE! I'MMA BLESS YA! YOU HAVE 10+ DEFENSE AGAINST DARKNESS AND YOUR ATTACKS CAUSE +4 HOLY DAMAGE BUT YOUR INT GOT DEBUFFED BY -20 AND YOUR FACTION WITH RICHARD DAWKENS HAS DECREASED TO HOSTILE! HURRY TRY A SAVE ROLL! PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS! FUCK YEAH 20 10 GOD IS MY MOTHERFUCKING ARMOR BITCHES!

HAHA GOD BLESSED YOU AND CAUSED A BROWN RECLUSE TO CRAWL INTO YOUR EAR AT NIGHT AND LAY A CLUTCH OF EGGS! YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH SEVERAL SPIDER BITES LEECHING VENOM DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN PUTTING YOU IN A COMA. ALL YOU FEEL IN YOUR COMATOSE STATE IS THE BURNING FLAMES OF THE HORRIFIC DAMAGE TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM CAUSED BY THE VENOM! BUT YOU ARE IN LUCK BECAUSE GOD TOLD YOUR FAMILY TO KEEP YOU ON LIFE SUPPORT TILL YOU FINALLY PASS 40 YEARS LATER SHITTING YOUR SELF ALL DAY WHILE BURNING ALIVE IN YOUR TOXIC COMA HELL! ALSO THE MALE NURSES HAVE BEEN RAPING YOU DURING YOUR BI WEEKLY ANUS SPAYINGS! ALSO ONE OF THE FEMALE NURSES HITS YOU IN THE TESTICLES WITH A SOCK FULL OF NICKLES EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM DURING YOUR SPONGE BATH!
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Reply #43 - 11/09/12 at 06:43:04
 
ALSO ONE OF THE FEMALE NURSES HITS YOU IN THE TESTICLES WITH A SOCK FULL OF NICKLES EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM DURING YOUR SPONGE BATH!

That's bullshit. God would never let that happen....
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Reply #44 - 11/09/12 at 13:09:58
 
It's "nickels", you Godless faggot. You're going to Hell in a handbasket made of woven lies and deceit.
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