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I condemn the Miami Heat
06/22/12 at 00:25:40
 
Ok, I have nowhere else to vent, so bear with me. I haven't had sleep in over two days, chronic insomniac here. Just about an hour ago as I was about to fall into a deep sleep, I hear what sounds like the end of the world. I walk out half asleep, light my cigarette and I see what appears to be apes running around shouting and going bat shit.  Morons blasting their radios with those boom boom speakers, clanging kitchenware, I mean, the works. This bullshit is still going in. I mean it's been over a motherfucking hour already. Don't these motherfuckers have to get up early and WORK? Jesus H christ. Seriously, fuck basketball and fuck those goddamn Heat. Bunch of motherfuckers have ruined my night.  Angry

PS. I fucking hate basketball. I don't understand what people find so exciting about watching apes running around and jumping with a ball. Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
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Reply #1 - 06/22/12 at 00:30:51
 
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Reply #2 - 06/22/12 at 00:44:25
 
Sports fans are sad assholes who devote their entire lives to a game that teaches nothing.

If there was any moral to sports i'd say it's "Group mentality controls us like witless meat puppets."
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Reply #3 - 06/22/12 at 01:05:27
 
Hellbent wrote on 06/22/12 at 00:44:25:
Sports fans are sad assholes who devote their entire lives to a game that teaches nothing.

If there was any moral to sports i'd say it's "Group mentality controls us like witless meat puppets."



Holy shit, this post just blew my mind.
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Obliverate wrote on 06/22/12 at 00:30:51:
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Reply #5 - 06/22/12 at 03:49:35
 
Hellbent wrote on 06/22/12 at 00:44:25:
Sports fans are sad assholes who devote their entire lives to a game that teaches nothing.

If there was any moral to sports i'd say it's "Group mentality controls us like witless meat puppets."


it teaches the same thing as the coop games you so desperately seek you pathetic fuck, take your head out of your ass for once
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Reply #6 - 06/22/12 at 03:56:50
 
If you are playing the game you might learn something about teamwork. But if you are just a over enthusiastic fan you aren't learning shit. You are probably one of those assholes who goes "WE DID IT WE WON" when your favorite sports team wins a game.

Also i never claimed coop video games teach anyone anything. If you learn something by watching one of my videos you need to go to night school. That is like saying you learned a lot about playing the guitar by listening to lots of Metallica. It's something worthless people to do fool themselves into thinking their hobbies aren't a waste.

"I know a lot about teamwork because i paid 90 bucks to see the Yankees in person.". Get your ass outside and go play some real baseball if you love it so god damned much. I think sports fans are mostly just people with boring taste.

If your hobby was watching snuff videos you would learn more then watching sports.
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Reply #7 - 06/22/12 at 04:01:38
 
joe twisted wrote on 06/22/12 at 03:49:35:
it teaches the same thing as the coop games you so desperately seek you pathetic fuck, take your head out of your ass for once

Is there some joke going on or is Joe legitimately trying to be an asshole?


'Trying' being the key word.
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Reply #8 - 06/22/12 at 04:07:53
 
you have to be one of the most miserable human beings in existence ... for someone who is so sold on the sanctity of a website and will go to every end possible to defend the sanctity of it, you're awfully judgemental about what someone else deems "worthy" of defending.

you are the biggest fucking hypocrite on this site, and damn near everything you rage about is something you participate in some form or fashion.

guess that is what makes you such a good troll though, you always provoke some kind of reaction
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Reply #9 - 06/22/12 at 04:10:36
 
I think i offended him at one point so he flares up every couple of months like herpes. His favorite team must have lost tonight and he just got back from a night of drinking and flipping parked cars.

I like that the reaction to a team winning or losing is basically the same. Heavy drinking, retarded screaming, and destruction of property. YEAH THE GAME IS OVER FUCK CIVILIZATION LETS FLIP THAT BMW AND STEAL A TV!

Hey he's right watching sports does teach team work. They all work together to flip the BMW and carry the TV out of the window.
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Reply #10 - 06/22/12 at 04:16:34
 
I actually don't care much for basketball and my response is more tailored to how much of a hypocrite you are.

You can blame it on some personal bias and that's all well and good, but honestly I just find most of your comments ironic and pathetic.

EDIT:  just noticed your comment obliv ... does this post answer it?  not a question of trying just commenting on HB
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Reply #11 - 06/22/12 at 04:18:41
 
Hey i fucking love Basketball. Go fuck your self with a broken bottle for not liking Basketball. You are clearly some kind of racist and that is why you don't like me.
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Reply #12 - 06/22/12 at 04:20:38
 
Hellbent wrote on 06/22/12 at 04:18:41:
Hey i fucking love Basketball. Go fuck your self with a broken bottle for not liking Basketball. You are clearly some kind of racist and that is why you don't like me.


typical response ... worthless
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Reply #13 - 06/22/12 at 04:26:48
 
Well i'm going to do a 9/11 to your feelings. I think you are a stupid person! YOU WORTHLESS DUMMY! WE WERE HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!
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Reply #14 - 06/22/12 at 04:27:10
 
I think we're all missing the big picture here.



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