LMAO!! I like that gif. Fucking funny. Anyway. I dunno know if I should do this since I've with the same woman for 18 years. I might not have a clue what I would REALLY want.
Serriously. I can do this.
Must haves
Atrractive in the 7-10 range. Obviously this revoles around personal taste and everyone's is different. I have to find her pleasing to the eye most defiantely. It can be a combination of things body wize but, it also has to do with her personality as well.
Humor is a must. I'm twisted and perverted as fuck, and there isn't alot of girls that were able to put up with me before I got tied down.
Trust. This is huge for me. If I can't trust you, fuck off because I expect it from them too. I know where I'm gonna stay at night, and if you can't belive me no matter what I say, then we can't see eye to eye.
Communication. If you can't talk to me, then we have nothing at all. How the FUCK am I supposed to know WTF is wrong if you say NOTHING? Same goes for me. So what if we fight? If it gets problems resolved so be it. We all have boundries we need to discover because we're 2 seperate people. if you NEVER fight.....something is seriously wrong. If we can never TALK it out, then there is truely nothing to say. If all you/we do is fight, that's not good either.
Sex. Ohhh you better belive that she'd need to be good in bed if you want to keep me around. IMO it's the most important, and closeness you can get to who you want and need. It's fucking tourture to not be able to have what's right in front of you because they're either cold inside, or they're not that good. It's even worse if the woman uses it as a weapon. I've dropped many a woman because of that shit. I dispize women who do that.
Hygine. How the fuck some people can be slobs with thier own bodies and be offensive to the sence of smell, I'll never understand. This also includes being a slob. I'm not a neat freak but fuck, I don't want to live in a garbage can either.
Education. She needs to have a fucking brain. Some guys like dipshits. I for one can't stand em. Sure they're fun to fuck with but, it gets old after awile. I'm not looking for a female Einstien either but, if she can level with me, whatever.
No-No's
Irrisponsibility. Can't be counted on to do anything asked or needed. Esspecially with money. I fucking work hard for it so that's the last thing I need is some stupid bitch bankrupting me. I have enough problems trying to keep myself afloat with what I make. I don't need anymore help to be pushed down into the abyss.
Greedy, selfish, jelous, slobbish, depressed, anger management, boring, lazy problems, can take a fucking dive off a steep cliff. Fuck you and your problems. If I want to be with persoanlity basket case, I'll visit the looney bin. I got enough of my own to handle in my own fucking mind, and I don't need yours, and your medication to add to it.
No obese women. Sorry big girls. I'm just not into playing doughman. I might let ya blow me though.
Sluts. Sure they're great in bed but, also with anyone else. Don't need no walk in's, or fresh blisters on the cock because someone can't keep their legs shut.
There ussually no "optionals" IMO because it's either something you want or don't. I guess I'm just to literal.
Plays video games.
Likes cars
Could change her own oil if need be
Understands caveman
Understands Man Cave
Forgives man for being man, forgetting little things like anniversaries or B-Days. (heh...yea right)
Can kill her own fucking insects.
Can do housework
Can do home improvements! (gigantic plus)
Can cook and do laundry/dishes
Actually gives a shit about your children. Yea...kinda important.
Simlilar interests in (esspecially) sports, games, and music.
Will mow lawn if neccisary.
Pays bills and doesn't need oversight.
I guess I got it covered. Haven't sat and thought about that shit for many years. Interesting how it seems to work out. LOL.