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Question: Maggot is...

...a troll, for sure. No one can be that stupid.    
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« Created by: Mecit on: 06/24/12 at 14:59:41 »

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Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake. (Read 48543 times)
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Reply #30 - 06/15/12 at 15:42:26  
Mecit wrote on 06/15/12 at 06:53:08:
Haha. He punched his grandmother during an argument.

http://temp.tmalliance.com/?num=1306247793/5#5

I wonder what the argument was about. Anarchism, maybe?

ANARCHISM CAN AND WILL HAPPEN, YOU OLD BAG OF BONES!!! *punches grandma in the face*
Nah, it was about something else entirely. I don't exactly remember what anymore.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #31 - 06/15/12 at 16:52:52  
I DIDN'T ASK FOR SOCKS THIS CHRISTMAS! *GRANDMA SLAP* GIVE ME SOME HARD CANDY BITCH! I KNOW YOU GOT SOME IN YOUR PURSE!
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #32 - 06/15/12 at 17:35:53  
I bet you're one of those kids that doesn't get punished no matter what kind of stupid ass shit you do because you're their "special little boy".
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Reply #33 - 06/15/12 at 19:24:17  
His grandma is like "Oh dear don't go outside without a jacket you'll catch a cold" and then he backhands her and goes "GOD IT'S NOT EVEN COLD OUTSIDE YOU DUMB BITCH!". Then his mother buys him a tripod because she feels bad for scolding him over it.

Or maybe his grandmother beat his ass and he doesn't like talking about that part.
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Reply #34 - 06/15/12 at 19:47:55  
The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/15/12 at 17:35:53:
I bet you're one of those kids that doesn't get punished no matter what kind of stupid ass shit you do because you're their "special little boy".
Well, my grandma did use my Asperger's as a crutch so that pissed me off a bit until she died. Now that she's dead I don't let that bother me anymore.
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Reply #35 - 06/15/12 at 19:49:07  
Hellbent wrote on 06/15/12 at 19:24:17:
His grandma is like "Oh dear don't go outside without a jacket you'll catch a cold" and then he backhands her and goes "GOD IT'S NOT EVEN COLD OUTSIDE YOU DUMB BITCH!". Then his mother buys him a tripod because she feels bad for scolding him over it.

Or maybe his grandmother beat his ass and he doesn't like talking about that part.
Fuck, I just wish she'd have hit me more.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #36 - 06/15/12 at 19:54:31  
Maggot wrote on 06/15/12 at 19:49:07:
Fuck, I just wish she'd have hit me more.



This is totally you....you're a cheap rip off of Dennis Hopper's "Frank Booth" character in Blue Velvet (well, in this scene). Difference is that Dennis Hopper was likable and wasn't a monotone fag robot. DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!
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Reply #37 - 06/15/12 at 20:22:29  
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This is totally you....you're a cheap rip off of Dennis Hopper's "Frank Booth" character in Blue Velvet (well, in this scene). Difference is that Dennis Hopper was likable and wasn't a monotone fag robot. DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!

Piss off, douchebag.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #38 - 06/16/12 at 05:12:14  
Maggot wrote on 06/15/12 at 19:47:55:
Well, my grandma did use my Asperger's as a crutch so that pissed me off a bit until she died. Now that she's dead I don't let that bother me anymore.



That doesn't make any sense. How can someone else use your made up disability as a crutch?

Maggot wrote on 06/15/12 at 19:49:07:
Fuck, I just wish she'd have hit me more.



YES GRANDMA HIT ME MORE! I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY! YES RIGHT IN THE FACE! OH GOD GRANNY!

So the mask is like some kind of grandma torture fetish accessory?
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Reply #39 - 06/16/12 at 05:33:25  
Hellbent wrote on 06/16/12 at 05:12:14:
That doesn't make any sense. How can someone else use your made up disability as a crutch?
I don't know. I'd have asked her if she was still alive. I guess she thought I'm unteachable or something.



Hellbent wrote on 06/16/12 at 05:12:14:
YES GRANDMA HIT ME MORE! I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY! YES RIGHT IN THE FACE! OH GOD GRANNY!

So the mask is like some kind of grandma torture fetish accessory?
Nah, it just helps me not be as shy as I usually am.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #40 - 06/16/12 at 06:48:16  
No that makes no sense. You can't say that someone is using your handicap as a crutch then say you don't know how they were doing it.

Your grandmother was right. You have a serious learning disability.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #41 - 06/16/12 at 09:18:32  
It's not a learning disability here. It's like the reply button is substituted for that pleasure button Hellbent was talking about. He can't stop clicking it.

UUUUUHHHHHMFG!!!! BERF!! FUCKING.....FUCKING BERF!!!! STFU STOP TALKING TO ME!!

That's not a learning disorder. That's mental retardation.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #42 - 06/16/12 at 09:45:53  
MOMMY....MOMMY....BABY WANTS TO FUCK....ARGHHHAHHH

Okay, so you're "shy" but you act like you're a complete post-rapture anarchist badass who is going to sway the fortunes of mankind toward redemption with a scorching case of insecurity that is supplemented with twisted, incestious visions of beating your grandmother and having your grandmother beat on you?

Dude, you sound like some goggle eyed little fuck who rolls up in a ball and spins around his room because he seen Sonic the Hedgehog do it. You need to man up - you need to go to basketball camp. Learn a hook shot besides one used to violently control the AARP age bracket, you fucking mule.

You are like Fixxor when CPF tried to get him laid. Instead of taking advice, you freak out and grab someones hair and kick them in the shins repeatedly.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #43 - 06/16/12 at 17:20:36  
Hellbent wrote on 06/16/12 at 06:48:16:
No that makes no sense. You can't say that someone is using your handicap as a crutch then say you don't know how they were doing it.

Your grandmother was right. You have a serious learning disability.
Well, whenever she talked about my disability she made it sound like I was unteachable or some shit.
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Re: Petition to ban Maggot and Milkshake.
Reply #44 - 06/16/12 at 18:11:02  
GRANDMA PUNCH!
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