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Mr. Butler - Twisted Metal:  Mascot Warfare
04/20/12 at 00:44:26
 
Mr. Butler

Driver:  Kevin Butler

Don't underestimate Mr. Butler, because it will get you a pink slip.  This guy is the vice president of almost every department of Sony, and when he's not busy reading fan letters to Playstation, he's leading gamers on a mission to protect their righnt to game from opposing forces.

Vehicle:  Golf Cart

This is the same golf cart used in the racing title Little Big Planet Karting.  However, it is modified to fire missiles and other stuff no parent wants to see in a kid-friendly racing game (wimps).  The special weapon is Mr. Butler's PSMove Sharpshooter, only modified to fire a laser blast that sets the opponent on fire upon a direct hit.

ENDING:

(The golf cart speeds into Calypso's lair and stops near him as Kevin Butler steps out.

Calypso:  Who are you, and what do you think you're doing?

Mr. Butler:  The name's Kevin Butler.  You have seen my commercials on television, have you?

Calypso:  Oh, you're that guy I keep seeing promoting nothing more than video games.  I dunno what you want, but you certainly were not invited to this year's Twisted Metal.

Mr. Butler:  Whoa, Calypso, you don't get it.  I work for Sony, meaning you and your Twisted metal contestants work for me.

Calypso:  Oh, really?  Vice President or not, you were not invited, and like Cousin Eddy before you, ruined Twisted Metal.  Therefore, you get no prize, you get..

(Mr. Butler is seen grabbing Calypso's neck as he stares at him angrily.)

Mr. Butler:  Calypso, you're really asking for your job to be terminated.

(Mr. Butler throws Calypso down as the creator of Twisted metal gets up, regaining his breath.)

Calypso:  Okay, Mr. Butler, what is it you want.

Mr. Butler:  My wish is to spread the word of Playstation all over the world.  It will be huge, and you may even end up in my Hall of Play.

Calypso:  That can be arranged.

(Calypso uses his powers as lightning shoots out of his hands.  The screen flashes, and we see Mr. Butler strapped to a giant firework rocket.)

Mr. Butler:  Wait, this isn't what I asked for.  Calypso, please understand...

(The rocket is launched as Mr. Butler screams. It explodes in the sky, revealing the Playstation logo.  Calypso laughs at the sight from his blimp.)

Calypso:  You wanted to spread the word of your console, and so you did.

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Yeah, you knew this was coming.
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Reply #1 - 04/23/12 at 09:40:42
 
bravo.  Too bad they never made a Butler TM ad
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Reply #2 - 05/01/12 at 23:10:55
 
That one guy wrote on 04/23/12 at 09:40:42:
bravo.  Too bad they never made a Butler TM ad


There's no way in hell Jaffe would let Butler do a commercial for a game as epic as Twisted Metal PS3
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Reply #3 - 02/19/13 at 19:16:56
 
ThumperManX wrote on 05/01/12 at 23:10:55:
There's no way in hell Jaffe would let Butler do a commercial for a game as epic as Twisted Metal PS3

Really?  I actually quite enjoyed the Butler ads.  It would have at least got Twisted Metal on TV....
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Reply #4 - 03/25/13 at 22:37:04
 
ThumperManX wrote on 04/20/12 at 00:44:26:
(The rocket is launched as Mr. Butler screams. It explodes in the sky, revealing the Playstation logo.  Calypso laughs at the sight from his blimp.)

Calypso:  You wanted to spread the word of your console, and so you did.

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Yeah, you knew this was coming.


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