I am at my wits end. I have spent now a whole night and a whole day trying to DEFEAT Iron Maiden on Twisted difficulty. Forget trying to win a gold medal. Just surviving! I have tried everything and all advice from here and other boards. i finally kill her at 10:40 mins ... super lucky, and what happens? My fucking game freezes and doesnt save the kill. I literally cried. I was so upset. I cant do it anymore. I refuse to play anymore single player game. That is IT. Warthog can go fuck himself and go fuck the whole game. Yea I am fucking frustrated. My whole one day off wasted on this fucking BOSS!!!!!! Some say that it wasnt that hard? What? Are we playing the same fucking game? Give me a fucking break. There is a difference between challenging and just plain offensive. this game is offensive.


This has to  be one of the most frustrating gaming experiences ever. EVER! Online still doesnt work for me, and the skins are looking like shit.

Anyways, I need a special kind of help. PM me anyone who wants to help me who has unlocked Warthog.

I am done ranting.

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I can't PM you because i am on an iPhone, but stick Roadie's Shadow technique. I did this shit for 4 hours.. But used roadies technique.. I think three times..? And beat the bitch in 8:40 seconds. She sucked my dick nice after that. But anyways, there's a couple differences that save a SHIT load of time. Instead of going back up the canyon when you get to her head, drive across the destroyed bridge and she will come down to your level, (most of the time.) Always have Mega Guns when you get to Iron's actual part. You can beat stage 1 and two of the ACTUAL IRON MAIDEN fight in 30 seconds max with 300 rounds of mega guns and like 8 homings, 4 fires. use shadow for this bitch. Follow Roadies technique like I said with a few edits. Don't waste specials by alt firing them at Iron. Save those till the part where shes Falling off the bridge. As soon as you start the match, shoot a coffin bomb at the red limo and make sure it's adirect hit. Kill him, run up to the top, get mega guns, and go to work. I launched first missle at 1:20. This technique is a beast. Oh and CONSTANTLY make health runs. And always kill limo drivers for the mercy bonus.

I need fucking help on Carnival of Carnage on Twisted. Been tryin this for 7 hours now... Please help):

What is Roadies shadow technique?

Seventy_X_Seven wrote on 02/20/12 at 16:03:01:


PM me please

Here's a run down of Roadies what you should do with a few edits from me:

Pick Shadow, and do what I told you to do with the coffin bomb, mega guns, and launch the nuke. Hit the bitch.

Next, a new red limo stage. Fire another coffin bomb at the red limo, kill it and make sure you get any mercy bonus. Kill off all other links ASAP and also grab all the mercy bonuses. Then, before you fire the Nuke, do a health/weapon run. Get a FUCK TON of weapons and full health, but leave some health close to the bridge for later. Now, sage one of Iron Maiden. During your Weapon Run, grab 300 mega gun bullets. Unload them, and homings and fires, and you'll bring her to stage 3 quickly. DO NOT USE ALT FIRE SPECIAL IN THIS.

Now she'll be falling off the bridge. This is why we saved specials and the healths close to the bridge. Grab mega guns, and start firing. Shoot all your primary and absorb Shield when you can to get more specials. If you run low on health, run and get the one on the bridge, or you have 30 seconds to leave the circle and get some, then get back. Which is why we kept the health close by.
Now when you get to the head part, read my above post.


Anything else you need specific help on.?

Seventy_X_Seven wrote on 02/20/12 at 16:03:01:

I tried yours first. I fucked up to much, got pissed, do I switched to roadies. Rat Rockets only caused me frustration, and vermin is easier of a target than shadow, and can't dodge SHIT.

But there's nothing to dodge. The only time you're facing cars is during the limos, but you spawn right next to a stalker missile, power missile, and mega guns . . .
Once you get past the limos it's pretty much hiding behind a rock while you fly the rockets all day long.

Seventy_X_Seven wrote on 02/20/12 at 16:14:50:

It's super hard to aim onto her moving head with the rat rocket in the last part. I think it's just because I'm not very good with Vermin. Not necessarily your strategy, just I can't execute it. But the part of dodging was irons fire kept fucking hitting me, during the limo part. Shadow I could dodge. Like I said, I suck with Vermin.