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Cap'n Crunch - Twisted Metal:  Mascot Warfare (Read 4896 times)
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Cap'n Crunch - Twisted Metal:  Mascot Warfare
10/12/11 at 21:46:56
 
Cap'n Crunch

Driver:  Cap'n Crunch

This cereal mascot was a captain of the high seas, fighting soggies who would ruin his cereal and twarting the Crunchium Thieves who stole the main ingredient.  However, it would all come crashing down when the First Lady, an upity Health Nazi, had the White House pressure Quaker Oats to retire his commercials. Angered, he enters Twisted Metal to make her walk the plank

Vehicle:  Pirate Ship Car

Built from the torn remains of the Good Ship Guppy, this vehicle dosen't have high armor, but it make up for it with the cannon, as its Special Weapon fires explosive, deadly Crunchberries straight ahead.

ENDING:

(The pirate ship car speeds into Calypso's lair as Cap'n Crunch steps out.)

Calypso:  Congratulations, Captain, you have won Twisted Metal and may now clai your prize.

Cap'n:  Prize?  You mean like those cheap trinkets they put in my cereal?

Calypso:  That's a misconception.  As winner, you can wish for any prize, regardless of its size, make, or even value.

Cap'n:  Then here's my wish.  I wish for revenge.  To make the wife of that dumbass president walk the plank for yanking my commercials on claims that my cereal is not healthy.

Calypso:  Ah, a malevolant wish, and it is granted.

(Soon, a makeshift shark tank is seen with a plank above it, with a black woman in fancy clothing tied and her mouth gagged to silence her.)

Cap'n:  Ah, now this reminds me of life in the high seas.

(Cap'n kicks the woman into the shark tank as the sharks inside start to chew.  The tank waters stains with blood as Calypso laughs evily.)
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Re: Cap'n Crunch - Twisted Metal:  Mascot Warfare
Reply #1 - 10/12/11 at 23:03:02
 



Pirate Ship Car?





No.
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Reply #2 - 10/12/11 at 23:21:18
 
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Pirate Ship Car?





No.



This one is not to be confused with that gay-ass Captain Grimm.
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Reply #3 - 10/13/11 at 18:26:50
 
ThumperManX wrote on 10/12/11 at 23:21:18:
This one is not to be confused with that gay-ass Captain Grimm.

You have Captain Crunch driving a pirate ship car. They're on pretty much the same level.
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Reply #4 - 10/13/11 at 19:11:58
 
Lol.... Captain Crunch.
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Reply #5 - 10/14/11 at 08:31:56
 
:::::::::zips up pants:::::::

Now that I reamed the asholes of the last 2 replies, please stay on topic.

Sure it might not be the greatest work of fiction in history but on this board, if you don't like it, don't reply. I'm not asking for kid gloves or false pandering. Just no brawling.

Rather see constructive critisism but, I do understand sometimes even that is just an empty reply sometimes.

Continue the story ThumpermanX.
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Reply #6 - 10/14/11 at 13:42:22
 
Magnum wrote on 10/14/11 at 08:31:56:
:::::::::zips up pants:::::::

Now that I reamed the asholes of the last 2 replies, please stay on topic.

Sure it might not be the greatest work of fiction in history but on this board, if you don't like it, don't reply. I'm not asking for kid gloves or false pandering. Just no brawling.

Rather see constructive critisism but, I do understand sometimes even that is just an empty reply sometimes.

Continue the story ThumpermanX.

Alright, fair enough. But I think that is the entire story.
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Reply #7 - 10/15/11 at 07:58:41
 
Long time No see,Thumperman!
Cerial guy at bloody battle..that's kick-ass!
Well I have 2 questions.
1- Are you planning to put Officer Big Mac,banned mascot of McDonald?
If so, let him join to this "Mascot Warfare" and ride him on police car!
2-Are you planning to resume the "Twisted Metal Black 2" fic series?
I want to see Crimson Fury,Twister and Thumper in "Black" series.

Once again, kick-ass as usual!
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Reply #8 - 10/15/11 at 10:00:22
 
Thanks. Like I said here, don't expect people to not critique your work if you put it up, and definately don't get upset if someone doesn't like it. It also doesn't matter the length of it either. Short and sweet, or the fucking Illiad...it's still a story.

Both sides have to at least TRY and be civil about it at least. This board is dead as fuck as it is. Unless it's absolutely, completely, horrendous and unreadable, the bashing/brawling should be nill.

Comprende muchachos?
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Reply #9 - 10/17/11 at 06:58:09
 
Tack Sanada wrote on 10/15/11 at 07:58:41:
Long time No see,Thumperman!
Cerial guy at bloody battle..that's kick-ass!
Well I have 2 questions.
1- Are you planning to put Officer Big Mac,banned mascot of McDonald?
If so, let him join to this "Mascot Warfare" and ride him on police car!
2-Are you planning to resume the "Twisted Metal Black 2" fic series?
I want to see Crimson Fury,Twister and Thumper in "Black" series.

Once again, kick-ass as usual!



1.  Now that's an idea I'll think about.

2.  I will, I have hit a sort of writer's block with that series.
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Reply #10 - 02/21/12 at 18:50:03
 
Lol welcome back Thumperman.
Guess I'll get to that Thumper fanfic you wanted me to write.
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