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Noid - Twisted Metal: Mascot Warfare
09/13/11 at 22:11:57
 
Noid

Driver: The Noid

The Noid is a rabit-like creature who had a goal in life:  to ruin all pizzas made in thw world. However, he could never ruin Donino's pizza, even with all the methods he can think up with.  Long after being discontinued, he enters Twisted Metal, hoping Calypso will help him make sure Domino's can never "avoid the Noid' again.

Vehicle:  Domino's Pizza Delivery Van

Noid hijacked this pizza delivery van from a new employee after making a prank order.  The van has a sinister Special Weapon:  Not only does it launch a pizza, but whatever it hits will be tracked by a heat-seeking Pizza Missile.

ENDING:

(The delivery van is seen speeding into Calypso's lair as it stops near him. The Noid steping out.)

Calypso:  Congratulation, Mr. Noid. You have won Twisted Metal and may now claim your prize.

(The Noid makes creature-like grunts as Calypso seems confused.)

Calypso:  I'm sorry, you'll have to speak clearly.

(The Noid then points to the pizzas he stole as Calypso understands.)

Calypso: Ah, so your wish is revenge on Domino's Pizza for avoiding you Then consider it granted.

(Calypso waves his arms and grants Noid's wish.  Camera cuts to a Domino's Pizza store where The Noid busts in and ruins the pizzas there with no problem.  The delivery van speeds off for the next Domino's as Calypso watches in delight.)

Calypso:  Well, Domino's new chesse sucked anyway.

(Calypso then laughs as the van speeds away.)
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Re: Noid - Twisted Metal: Mascot Warfare
Reply #1 - 09/13/11 at 22:18:46
 
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Really?
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Reply #2 - 09/13/11 at 22:23:24
 
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Yeah, I kicked the idea about mascots participating in Twisted Metal for their heart's desire.  Noid wanted to ruin Domino's Pizza, so he got his wish in this fanfic.
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Reply #3 - 11/07/11 at 08:06:05
 
That was nice one!
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Reply #4 - 11/08/11 at 08:15:36
 
All I can say is that was.........cheesey??
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Reply #5 - 12/01/11 at 10:20:44
 
your knowledge of Noid's deepest thoughts and desires is uncanny.
Your fics remind me of the old Green Jelly "Toucan son of sam" stuff. kudos
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Re: Noid - Twisted Metal: Mascot Warfare
Reply #6 - 12/05/11 at 02:10:58
 
That one guy wrote on 12/01/11 at 10:20:44:
your knowledge of Noid's deepest thoughts and desires is uncanny.
Your fics remind me of the old Green Jelly "Toucan son of sam" stuff. kudos


Yeah, Green Jello sucks.  The food product, not the band.
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