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Racist Jokes
06/16/11 at 20:32:37
 
What do Niggers dream of?
When they take a little Nigga snooze?
Do they dream of mauling white women?
Or Halle Berry in any fucking suit?
Don't you worry your bald black head
We'll get you back to Tyson and I'm talkin' 'bout the chicken
And then we'll find our webmaster Mort
And then we're gonna give him our webmaster hug
Moooooort Morty mort, morty moort moooort morty moooorty mooorty moort
And if he's been murdered by Steve Irwin's ghost
Then I guess we're shit out of luck.
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Reply #1 - 06/16/11 at 22:51:34
 
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Reply #2 - 06/17/11 at 08:43:01
 
What do you call Porch Monkeys that evolve?

Yard Apes.

What you call a white person in da hood?

KFC

Truck driver going down a twisting moutain road in the rual south. He looses control of the truck and has a roll over. He was able to free himself from the wreckage, only to get out and find a dozen rednecks smashing the black bowling balls that was his cargo.

The driver goes up to one of them and asks WTF he was doing and the redneck replies.

"GOTS TO GIT DEEZ NIGGA EGGS BEFORE DEY HATCH!!"

Booooooo fucking you too.
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Reply #3 - 06/17/11 at 09:46:23
 
The kindergarten teacher asks his 3 students what kind of sounds certain animals make.

She asks John what does the sheep say? John replies, "Baa."

She asks Christie what does the cow say? Christie replies, "Moo."

She then asks Bill what does the pig say? Bill replies, "Freeze nigger, what's in the fucking bag?!"
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Reply #4 - 06/18/11 at 00:29:48
 
Serpentine wrote on 06/17/11 at 09:46:23:
She then asks Bill what does the pig say? Bill replies, "Freeze nigger, what's in the fucking bag?!"


omfg dude, that was hilarious!! my cheeks hurt from laughing
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Reply #5 - 06/18/11 at 00:32:51
 
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Reply #6 - 06/18/11 at 02:44:44
 
Obliverate, epic win on the avatar, made me luagh.
Yay racisim!
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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a Cadilac?
It seats 5.

Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.

Thought these where funny,but I'm not racist though...well that racist.
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Reply #7 - 06/18/11 at 03:57:23
 
how do you get a group of nigs into a VW Beetle? you throw in a welfare check

how do you get them back out? throw in a job application behind them
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Reply #8 - 06/18/11 at 04:50:27
 
What can Batman do that a Black man can't?

Go to a store without Robin.
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Reply #9 - 06/18/11 at 09:18:08
 
What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A Chunk.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb?
7 One to install and the others to scream FAAAAAAABULOUS!!!

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?
Sometimes garbage gets picked up.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?
She answered the iron.

You hear about the man who was half Polish and half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.


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Reply #10 - 06/18/11 at 11:01:33
 
Did you hear about the mexican who went to college?
Me neither.

When you go somewhere, why do mexicans walk around like they own the place?
Because their fathers built it and their mothers clean it.


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Reply #11 - 06/19/11 at 01:34:30
 
there's these, 3 guys a white guy, a nigger and a mexican and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want."  and the mexican say "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie – poof! And all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the nigger "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African – my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa, and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
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Reply #12 - 06/19/11 at 11:56:57
 
And, um, like, what, um, you know, um, happens, next,?,,,,,,
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Reply #13 - 06/19/11 at 14:15:19
 
How do you clear a construction yard at 2 in the afternoon?

Scream "INS SHOW US YOUR GREEN CARD!". This also works in the kitchens of asian food resturants.



Why can't asian people have white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.




How many gay people can you fit into a phonebooth?

Probably enough to rip it open.




Why do black people sweat orange and blue?

Because they drank gatoraide.
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Reply #14 - 06/20/11 at 02:39:17
 
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And, um, like, what, um, you know, um, happens, next,?,,,,,,

He said it like that because that's exactly how Rocco says it in Boondock Saints. I was laughing at the fact that he kept saying uh and um at first but then I remembered hearing that joke before.
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