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Reply #150 - 05/04/12 at 08:10:31
 
You pubes have it all wrong! My dingle berries are ripe for plucking!  

elbatloop eht rednu em dna uoy!!

Grape??? Jesus is a raisin!

And for those of you who are not IN THE KNOW........This video explains all. If you don't get it, or understand it, your not drinking Applejuice with me.

You can go fuck a fruit basket...

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Reply #151 - 05/04/12 at 12:45:43
 
I understand the fruit basket now. A fuck a duck is sitting in Iraq flying on a warped pancake maker!

Wrapped tacos. *Bows*
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Reply #152 - 05/05/12 at 09:49:16
 
Your futile attemts at amusing me will go unnoticed, untill you make me a sammich. I prefer hot earwax and poo flakes.

I prefer bitches spanked, and undressed in fashionable nudity.

Head cheese? My 2 balls go hand in hand.
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Reply #153 - 05/05/12 at 13:05:39
 
Sausages is the way to fly in Australia. Sammiches? You want beer doused mayonnaise with a a tornado mining in the sub arctic country of Ass-Nipples.

A buck will fund and dance in the slightest notice as the wind from the laptop wants to suck a soda wet.

In another paper... my wing is made of the finest shit and you will like it the way it will mate with your underwear.
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Reply #154 - 05/05/12 at 13:30:20
 
The Blarg wrote on 05/05/12 at 13:05:39:
Sausages is the way to fly in Australia. Sammiches? You want beer doused mayonnaise with a a tornado mining in the sub arctic country of Ass-Nipples.

A buck will fund and dance in the slightest notice as the wind from the laptop wants to suck a soda wet.

In another paper... my wing is made of the finest shit and you will like it the way it will mate with your underwear.


Suck ass.  Tongue haha
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Reply #155 - 05/06/12 at 11:26:59
 
Aqua sausages with Apple BOOP and papaya cheese is fucking amazing!

We're fresh out of ludes. You might want to stuff your head up your ass for respitory purposes.
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Reply #156 - 05/08/12 at 02:21:36
 
Pisspy mika says she would like to zip a unicorns ass shut with a fine pair of underwear. It is strange with mashed potatoes and grizzly bears, a ham must fart its own way...

Herpes.
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Reply #157 - 05/09/12 at 07:48:39
 
YOU SHUTUP!! I'll fill your underwear full of popcorn, and top it with piss!

Go suck a fridge! You fucked a tailpipe and snorted gasoline to woo my car to take you places. Now I'm a pedestrian.


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Reply #158 - 05/09/12 at 14:05:14
 
But, I'm the single dag that sings in this nuclear facility after dark. Green peas mean you will be flying alone to the south African preview of Trampeline Pandemoniaoi.

You need me to rock in a silver car to skinny dip a cold beer into the lae for thousands of bathroom visits after I have my proposed flight to Bumfuckto, Egypt.
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Reply #159 - 05/10/12 at 08:13:15
 
Have you come to terms with your rash? I have a camel that smokes hash. I rape Nazi's for cash.

Rubber dung?

Your pre-flight is set. Just press the button and the C-4 will launch you into warp 4.
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Reply #160 - 05/11/12 at 02:49:14
 
Mmmm, ice. 

Look what I found in Blarg's butt. 

neewollah rof yvohcna na eb annaw I.



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Reply #161 - 05/11/12 at 08:05:29
 
Anchovy? Ooooooo...I like it when you spank my testicles with ping pong paddles.

Put on your Applepants and dance on the table. Ya sissy. I have a few pennies you can suck up with your va-jay-jay!

I think Blarg has been stuck in the warp drive to long. His crainium is turning a nasty shade of JUICE!

REAL!! I'm waiting for the Jesus bus. It's supposed to take me......somewhere.
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Reply #162 - 05/11/12 at 13:22:28
 
The pre flight farts state I'm illegally eating doughnuts off theside of the statue of Panda Rape.

!natsinahgfA ot iniitram a taolf ot deirt srexob trohs neetfiF

Gears of Floors are best for sewage and my ass contains only what you want... like Great Love Pyramid or a pair of Peaches.
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Reply #163 - 06/09/12 at 21:58:55
 
Does anyone use the TMA chat at the top of the screen? I think that would be pretty good for us to use in game for those that lack mics
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Reply #164 - 06/09/12 at 23:57:46
 
I use it for all the wrong purposes.

Like showing people pictures of retard children. Or deformed fat women.

Sometimes I throw in the occasional malformed woman doing awkward poses.

And every once in a while I have to defend myself from rape from mags.

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