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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #15 - 05/31/11 at 16:15:03
 
So this is my first attempt at reading the Fanfic board on Temp TMA, and I have got to say, this kicks ass. I think I would be friends with Fixxor IRL.

Nina Spyda...awesome. Spyda is a homo though.

The lime green skirt was a nice touch.

That being said...MOAR!


EDIT: I used to remember what CPF stood for, but now I forget...
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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #16 - 05/31/11 at 17:45:05
 
As Sean slowly drifts off into sleep, the memories of the day begin to play back in his head - in a unique way. He sees CPF's fire engine red
Corvette grow wings and fly around the darkness of God knows where.

This image begins to loop back in his dream repeatedly until he ends up in the bar. He and Linda P are the only ones in there. Linda is sitting on a bar stool wearing light pink satin panties and a matching bra.

Sean walks up to her, wearing nothing but a tool belt and a charmingly perverted smile. She stares into his innocent brown eyes before looking him up and down with a sexy and seductive smile.

"I hear you were the one in need of a repair, baby." said Linda as she caressed his soft face. "Some bitch broke your heart and I'm here to mend it for you." She paused for a moment as he was visually nervous, lip slightly quivering. "You ever been with a woman before, honey?"

"No" said Sean, looking down in shame. "I'm still a virgin. I never found the right gir---"

"Shhh" said Linda as she put her index finger over his lips. "I will fix that broken heart and I will educate your soul as well as exercise your hips" as she put her hand around the back of his neck and pulled him toward her - as they embraced into a warm and passionate kiss.

Sean began to caress her upper back with his right hand and slowly worked his way down to her nice, heart-shaped ass. He squeezed it like a roll of Charmin'.

She politely nudged him away as she unsnapped her bra and exposed her sweet B-cups. While not necessarily large, they were very perky and full of life as he stood behind her and began to softly grope her breasts as he kissed and lightly nibbled on her neck.

"Oh, Sean." said Linda, her eyes lighting up and obviously turned on 'downstairs'. "Give me your chode." she continued as she took off her
panties and showed a nice landing strip bush. She laid back on the top of a bar room table, legs separated - her lips were juicy and full of
personality - her asscrack shone like the brightest star in the sky.

As he grabbed his chode and began to smack her stomach with his penis head - and was about to go for the insertion ---

"Get up, fag." said CPF's voice.

Sean looks at Linda and sees CPF's face mouthing the words 'get up'.

"DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN!" screamed Sean as he woke up.

As Sean awoke, he sees CPF watching The Flintstones with a childlike grin slapped on his face.

"Fred Flintstone sucks ass." said CPF as he downed a can of Gold Standard beer. "I'd totally have a threesome with Wilma and Betty." he
continued, smile still intact. "Speaking of faggots, where the hell are Fixxor and his wigger brother?"

"Dude, they got laid last night." replied Sean, still somewhat pissed from being woken up. "I wish I was also, cockblock."

"Cockblock? What the fuck did I do?" asked CPF, a look of bewilderment on his face. "You could have been the third tenor and sung sweet music
into her piss box last night - but little man had to go to sleep."

"You know what, man?" said Sean, eyes piercing him. "Fuck you. You're an egotistical has-been who was only known for trashtalking kids on a
microphone on a fucking game. So go forcibly stuff a Duran Duran CD into your dickhole."

Sean exits the room, slamming the door as CPF hangs his head.

[9:13 AM]

A big green monster truck with pink stripes and various 'watermelon seed' decals storms down the Dizaster Child Freeway blasting the sounds of Aqua's "Barbie Girl". Fixxor is seen headbanging and getting into the music - as Nina and Cory both have a look of disgust but yet feel themselves somewhat getting into a rhythmic trance.

"Fuck this." said Cory as he ripped the tape out. "You have been hogging the radio since we left. I don't want to lose my animal magnetism to this faggot shit." he continued as techno began to blast out the speakers.

"Much better." said Nina as she nodded in approval to the music. "It will get me pumped up and ready to castrate that fucking Art Garfunkel haired little weasel."

"Techno sucks." said Fixxor who was suffering from boredom after his music was pulled. He looks at a billboard to visit Maine. "Maine sucks."

"Your love life sucks, dude." said Cory who snickered at Fixxor. "You couldn't even turn on a computer."

Nina hits the brakes in the middle of the freeway and comes to a screeching halt.

"What the fuck was that?" she asked, her eyes fiery as a demon as she looked at Cory who had a deer in the headlights look. "What kind of Bob
Hope fucking comeback was that?"

"Ok, the comeback sucked." said Cory as he flinched, worried that he was going to be beaten. "If you wanted a good comeback, I would've wiped it off your chin."

"Thats not your cum - thats invisible ink from your pen sized dick" quipped Nina as she resumed driving. "That should set his ass straight."

TBC - possibly this weekend. As always, a small continuation so I don't get burnt out and shelf it.

Edit: CPF stands for 'Captain Pussy Fucker' haha


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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #17 - 05/31/11 at 19:18:35
 
"Fuck you. You're an egotistical has-been who was only known for trashtalking kids on a
microphone on a fucking game. So go forcibly stuff a Duran Duran CD into your dickhole."


I haven't laughed that hard in ages.


Everything is right in the world again.
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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #18 - 05/31/11 at 19:55:45
 


Gets me into a rhythmic trance.

Dude knows a lot about the subject.
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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #19 - 05/31/11 at 23:07:19
 
I was wondering when the hell you'd get back to writing this fanfic. Great stuff once again. Can't wait (better not be 3 months) for the next installment.
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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #20 - 06/06/11 at 08:00:59
 
YES!!

MOAR!!

NOW!!!
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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #21 - 07/07/12 at 15:19:58
 


It's been well over a year but I will be working on this again - I'll start writing again on Monday night and hope to supply a good continuation by next weekend. Fuck it.

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Re: CPF/TMA Crossover: Tale of Two Worlds
Reply #22 - 07/08/12 at 10:48:50
 
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