Twisted Metal: Insanity
Chapter one, part one of three.

NEEDLES: An entire year in the asylum...after winning last year's Twisted Metal, I was back.... I swore to myself that I would become the greatest killer of all time...and I let myself get caught. -Flashback to NEEDLES, surrounded by FBI and soldiers-...And now I was stuck back in this damned place, with all these freaks I wanted to kill! -Screen goes black and then comes back showing NEEDLES in Blackfield's Cafeteria, surrounded by gaurd with MP5's-

NEEDLES:...The freaks...There was this one lady who was always talking about how beautiful she was...Mary, I think she called herself, even though she had never even been with a man, and she had never even had sex before, so what the fuck was she talking about?

NEEDLES: Then there was that no-faced fucking freak, Frank. But everyone called him No-Face.....and even I was scared of him.
There was that screwup SWAT guy, and that inbred pig Stilwell....I had to deal with them every day, that is, until he showed up.

-Scene flashes back to NEEDLES, who is in his cell again. The cell door opens and CALYPSO enters, with several armed gaurds carrying AK47's-

CALYPSO: Hello again, Needles.

NEEDLES: Piss off, you freak, before I snap your neck.
-The gaurd raise their weapons. CALYPSO waves them off-

CALYPSO: Tell me, Needles, do you want out of this asylum?

NEEDLES: Fuck yeah.

CALYPSO: Then I want you to play Twisted Metal.

-NEEDLES stares at CALYPSO hesitantly, and then pushes CALYPSO out of his way as he leaves his cell-

CALYPSO: Needles, NO! Not yet....

NEEDLES: Why?

CALYPSO: Tommorow during your lunch hour, me and my men will attack Blackfield Asylum. Then we will take you to my hideout in the city.

-A gaurd walks down the hall and hears the conversation-

GAURD: Not on my watch, scumbag!

-The GAURD pulls out a .38 and aims it at CALYPSO, and then drops his weapon when he realises that he is severely outnumbered-

GAURD: Oh Christ, no...

-CALYPSO's men fire their rifles at the GAURD, and he falls into a bloody heap on the ground-

CALYPSO: So, Needles....Will you drive?

NEEDLES: I'll play your little game.....-Under his breath-...I can always kill you later.

CALYPSO: What?

NEEDLES: Nothin'.

CALYPSO: Very well. See you and the others tommorow, Needles. -CALYPSO and his men leave the cell block, locking NEEDLE's cell door behind them-

~End of Chapter one~

You know....I never thought about that. DAMN! Lol.

Twisted Metal: Insanity
Chapter two, part one of three

~The next morning~

-NEEDLES lies on his cot, anticipating the time when the gaurds will let him and his fellow inmates out, so that they can escape during CALYPSO's attack-

NEEDLES: Gaurd!

-The CELL GAURD walks over to NEEDLE'S cell-

CELL GAURD: What do you want, you fuckin' freak?

NEEDLES: When is lunch?

CELL GAURD: -Checks his watch-...15 minutes, freak.

-NEEDLES stares at the CELL GAURD-

Needles: You're next.

-The CELL GAURD runs away from NEEDLE's cell-

-A few minutes later, a new gaurd unlocks NEEDLE's cell door-

GAURD: Ok, Needles....time for lunch. -The GAURD leads NEEDLES to the Cafeteria, .45 aimed at the back of his head-

GAURD: I'll see you later, you fuckin' pyscho- -The gaurd goes down, riddled with bulletholes-

CALYPSO: Move, move, MOVE!

NEEDLES: Let's get outta here!

WARDEN: Don't let them escape, kill them!

-Six GAURDS fire at CALYPSO's men, but CALYPSO and his gang make quick work of them-

WARDEN: Dammit!

-NEEDLES punches the WARDEN in the face and takes his Revolver-

NEEDLES: Prick.

-BLOODY MARY and JOHN DOE run past NEEDLES-

BLOODY MARY: C'mon Needles! We gotta go! NOW!

JOHN DOE: Don't waste Calypso's time! Let's get goin'!

-NEEDLES shoots the WARDEN in the head and exits the Cafeteria with the rest of the inmates, with CALYPSO in the lead-

CALYPSO: I've got an armored bus outside, waiting to take us out of here and back into Midtown.

-A GAURD armed with an M14 steps out and begins firing rapid shots at CALYPSO, but CALYPSO shoots him in the head with his .45.

-Upon reaching the exit to the Asylum, the inmates find the bus parked outside, gaurded by 3 GANG MEMBERS armed with M1928 Thompsons-

GANG MEMBER: Get in!

-All the inmates get in except for NEEDLES. He aims his Revolver at a GANG MEMBER and shoots him in the stomach. He falls to the ground, writhing in pain. NEEDLES takes his Thompson and gets into the bus-

CALYPSO: Driver! Take us to Midtown!

DRIVER: Yes sir!

-The bus leaves the Asylum as a huge riot breaks out within its walls-

~End of Chapter two-

Twisted Metal: Insanity
Chapter three, part one of three

-CALYPSO's bus parks in an abandoned junkyard on the outskirts of Midtown-

CALYPSO: Welcome to my HQ, contestants.

NEEDLES: This place is a dump.

CALYPSO: It's an improvement from Blackfield Asylum, Needles.

NEEDLES: Ahhh...you're right.

DRIVER: Everyone out!

-The CONTESTANTS exit the  bus-

CALYPSO: Welcome to Twisted Metal! I am Calypso, and this entire city and beyond is your battleground, your warzone! Now, let me get this straight: There are flares around the battlezones. If you go past these flares, you'll be driving straight into your death. I have .50 Cal emplacements and minefields all around the areas where you're not supposed to go.

NEEDLES: Sounds fair.

CALYPSO: Very well.

NO-FACE: Where are our cars?

CALYPSO: -Points to a garage- Your cars are in there.

-The CONTESTANTS enter the garage and enter their vehicles-

BLOODY MARY: Where do we start?

CALYPSO: Like I said, the entire city of Midtown is your battleground. And your prize- One wish. Let the games begin!

-The CONTESTANTS drive off into the city-

Twisted Metal: Insanity
Chapter three, part two of three

MAN: Look out!

YOUNG WOMAN: They're coming!

-People duck for cover as missles and Machine Gun bullets whiz over their heads. The first battle of the Competition has started.-

OLDER MAN: Someone call 911!

-SWEET TOOTH plowed through a small house, firing his Machine Guns at BRIMSTONE, whom he was chasing-

PREACHER: You will not kill me, foul sinner! Prepare to taste the fires of Hell!

-BRIMSTONE quickly spun around and catapulted a FOLLOWER on to the top of SWEET TOOTH-

NEEDLES: Holy shit!

-NEEDLES takes off at full speed, thus throwing the FOLLOWER off of his Ice Cream Truck-

FOLLOWER: Repent, sinner! Repennnnnnnnnnnnt!

-The FOLLOWER explodes, damages noone-

PREACHER: Damned sinner! I'll get you!

-PREACHER fires two Power Missles at the back of SWEET TOOTH, and it's a direct hit as both back doors fly off-

PREACHER: Yes! Rot in Hell!

-Needles plants a Mine from the back of his Truck, with BRIMSTONE following him-

PREACHER: I'll get you...I'll get you...Oh God...is that what I think it is-

-PREACHER tries to stop to avoid the mine, but is too late. His vehicle explodes, and PREACHER crawls out of his burning vehicle-

PREACHER:...Dear God...damn you, sinner...-PREACHER crosses himself, and then falls face-first on to the road, blood gushing from the wounds sustained by the explosion-

Twisted Metal: Insanity Chapter five part two of three -PREACHER passes out from the pain, blood dripping from his wounded hands-

~MEANWHILE~

-NEEDLES chases ROADKILL down an alley, and leans out his window, firing his Thompson at ROADKILL-

JOHN DOE: He's got a machine gun! How am I supposed to shake him off of me?

NEEDLES: You can't escape, freak! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! -SWEET TOOTH launches a Napalm Cone at ROADKILL, and it hits. A peice of shrapnel goes into JOHN DOE's neck, and he cries out in agony as blood runs down his wound and onto his back-

JOHN DOE: CLOWWWNNNN...I'll kill you!!

-ROADKILL quickly spins around and fires six Rockets at SWEET TOOTH. The Rockets hit SWEET TOOTH'S front end, knocking out both of his Machine Guns-

NEEDLES: At least I still have this! -NEEDLES pulls out his Thompson and fires an entire 20-round clip into ROADKILL's front windshield, and multiple bullets hit JOHN DOE in his chest and neck-

JOHN DOE: No....no...I...I need to know...Who I...Who I am....no...-Blood pours from the bulletholes riddling JOHN's body, and he slumps down in his seat and dies-

NEEDLES: Mwahahahahaha....-SWEET TOOTH drops a Gas Can onto ROADKILL, setting the car on fire-

-SPECTRE drops a Satellite Bomb near SWEET TOOTH, which gets NEEDLE's attention-

NEEDLES: BITCH! -NEEDLES puts away his empty Thompson, and pulls out his Revolver he took from the Warden a few hours ago-

BLOODY MARY: Ohhh, a pistol, I'm so scared! -SPECTRE speeds away, with SWEET TOOTH in pursuit-

BLOODY MARY: Chase me, chase me! You know you want me, baby!

NEEDLES: Grrr...-NEEDLES fires a Homing Missle at SPECTRE and it hits the back of her car, BLOODY MARY loses control and crashes into a house. There's a family inside, taking cover inside the home. A MAN aims a Shotgun at SPECTRE-

MAN: Get out, you freak!

BLOODY MARY: Shit. -SPECTRE goes into reverse and drives away from the house-

MAN: And don't you dare come back!

~MEANWHILE~

-PREACHER loads a Revolver and a Beretta 93R-

PREACHER: I shall do the Lord's work.

-PREACHER walks out to a small building, and goes inside revealing another El Camino, fully-equipped for the Twisted Metal Competition, armed with Rocket Launchers on the sides, with a Mounted Bazooka in the front, between the seats, and a Mounted M60 on top-

PREACHER: Repent, sinners...-PREACHER crosses himself and drives away at top speed-

~MEANWHILE, at Midtown City Hall~

NEWS REPORTER: Mayor Pluth, what do you plan on doing about the Twisted Metal Tournament?

MAYOR PLUTH: I plan on sending out all Midtown PD to stop the Competitors, along with all SWAT units.

NEWS REPORTER: Sounds like a risky plan, Mr. Mayor...do you think it'll work?

MAYOR PLUTH: I have faith in the Police and the local SWAT teams.

NEWS REPORTER: And what do you think we should do, Governor Majchrowicz?

GOVERNER MAJCHROWICZ: I trust Mayor Pluth, and I also have faith in Midtown's dedicated Police Force.

NEWS REPORTER: This is Tom Jameson, with Channel 7 Ne- -A Machine Gun bullet flies through the window, and hits the News Reporter in the neck-

NEWS REPORTER: Auuuughhh...-The NEWS REPORTER is choking on his own blood- Rauuughhhhh....Oh Goddd...

GOVERNOR MAJCHROWICZ: Someone get a Paramedic Team up here, NOW!

MAYOR PLUTH: Captain!

CAPTAIN WILLIAMS: Sir! -Loads M16-

MAYOR PLUTH: Take your SWAT team out and eliminate as many Contestants as you can. All your SWAT Jeeps have been fitted with LAW Anti-Tank weapons, and .50 Cals with armor-piercing bullets. Now get movin'.

CAPTAIN WILLIAMS: Yes sir! -Williams and his SWAT team move out-

-SWEET TOOTH drove down the road, plowing through traffic and pedestrians. He was on Midtown Expressway 104, looking for a gas station so he could refuel his Ice Cream Truck.-

NEEDLES: Gotta get gas....

-NEEDLES sees a Shell at the side of the road-

NEEDLES: Finally!

-NEEDLES crashes into a car that was at a pump, effectively moving it out of the way-

MAN: What the hell, man? That was my car!

NEEDLES: I don't care. -NEEDLES grabs the MAN, and slams him against his Ice Cream Truck. He pulls out his knife, and stabs the MAN in the chest, then pulls up with the knife, gutting him-

MAN:....Clown....Jesus Christ...-The MAN dies-

-NEEDLES drops the MAN, cuts his head off with his knife, and throws him into the back of the Ice Cream Truck, and then gets some gas and leaves, heading back into battle-

-SHADOW crashes through a building, and RAVEN fires her Minigun at SWEET TOOTH-

RAVEN: For Kelly! Die, you clown freak!

NEEDLES:..I'm getting tired of people calling me a FREAK! Die, you bitch! -NEEDLES rams into SHADOW, turning the old hearse over onto it's side-

RAVEN: Oh God...Oh God....-RAVEN gets out and flips her car back over and gets back in, and fires a Homing Missle at SWEET TOOTH, hitting the side and blowing his right-side door off-

NEEDLES: Dammit...-NEEDLES tries to fire his Machine Guns, but finds that they are broken-

NEEDLES: I'm gonna have to steal from her....-NEEDLES fires a Napalm Cone at SHADOW, and it blows the entire back end off-

NEEDLES: She MUST be dead...Noone could survive that.

-NEEDLES walks up to the wrecked car, and takes both Machine Guns off the car, and straps them onto where his wrecked Machine Guns were-

NEEDLES: Good to go. -SWEET TOOTH drives away, but SHADOW follows, firing the Minigun at him-

NEEDLES: Oh shit! -NEEDLES turns his Ice Cream Truck around and chases SHADOW, who is weak from all the damage she took from SWEET TOOTH's attack. He chases her into the gas station-

NEEDLES: Time to die, bitch! -NEEDLES fires a Power Missle at the gas tanks, which engulfs the entire station in flames, and screams can be heard from SHADOW's car as it is also caught in the fire-

NEEDLES: That'll teach ya...-NEEDLES drives away as the gas station explodes-