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Reply #30 - 07/01/10 at 04:19:57
 
You know it's healthier to shit with your legs elevated, knees at nipple-level, back straight? 

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Reply #31 - 07/01/10 at 13:46:12
 
You can't power dump in that positiion. I mean.....you can but, it'd be pretty damn messy.

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I agree there. The thing about that argument is, your not looking at them because they're hot. Your looking at them going WTF? I'm talking about the good looking ones who do get upset that your looking at thier ass because thier jeans are painted on and looks fabulous, or the bitches with huge tits that have half open shirts.

I also can't stand the fuckers who have been in line at a fast food place for a long period of time, then get to the order station and go...."Uhhhhh.....lemmie see.......Uhhhhh"

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Reply #32 - 07/01/10 at 20:50:18
 
I've never understood the concept of BBW porn.  I mean, if you're so damn fat that you lose all distinctive shape of a human being.  That your FUPA is a more formidable defense to the vagina than the cliffs of Omaha Beach under German bombardment.  

People like that should know better and have the common decency for mankind to keep their clothes on and step back from the eye of a camera.  But obviously someone out there has this fantasy, further feeding those beasts.  What kind of sick fuck would jack-off to that shit?
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Reply #33 - 07/01/10 at 22:36:49
 
in before the 'PureNRG loves fat chicks' post

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Reply #34 - 07/01/10 at 23:59:02
 
Meat-Auger wrote on 07/01/10 at 20:50:18:
I've never understood the concept of BBW porn.  I mean, if you're so damn fat that you lose all distinctive shape of a human being.  That your FUPA is a more formidable defense to the vagina than the cliffs of Omaha Beach under German bombardment.  

People like that should know better and have the common decency for mankind to keep their clothes on and step back from the eye of a camera.  But obviously someone out there has this fantasy, further feeding those beasts.  What kind of sick fuck would jack-off to that shit?



Well, you have to draw the line somewhere, but it's not as though all chubby chicks are unattractive.  Super duper fat blobs aren't only unattractive to the eye, but to...*pauses for drama*  the soul.  I mean if you're not putting in any effort to take care of yourself, it resonates with anyone but the most devoted chasers.  If you're intentionally maintaining a drastic obesity, more power to you; but it's really fucking unhealthy to be the size and shape of a wrecking ball.
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Reply #35 - 07/02/10 at 01:21:10
 
Magnum wrote on 07/01/10 at 13:46:12:
I also can't stand the fuckers who have been in line at a fast food place for a long period of time, then get to the order station and go...."Uhhhhh.....lemmie see.......Uhhhhh"

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It's a bad sign when you up to a fast food joint you go to a lot and they already go "That'll be $XX.XX" because they ALREADY knew what you wanted.

That happened to me once. I didn't need a better sign telling me to cut down on junk food Tongue
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Reply #36 - 07/02/10 at 01:34:08
 
LindaP wrote on 07/02/10 at 01:21:10:
It's a bad sign when you up to a fast food joint you go to a lot and they already go "That'll be $XX.XX" because they ALREADY knew what you wanted.

That happened to me once. I didn't need a better sign telling me to cut down on junk food Tongue

man boobs were the sign for me, they had to go. Angry
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Reply #37 - 07/02/10 at 01:35:58
 
LindaP wrote on 07/02/10 at 01:21:10:
It's a bad sign when you up to a fast food joint you go to a lot and they already go "That'll be $XX.XX" because they ALREADY knew what you wanted.

That happened to me once. I didn't need a better sign telling me to cut down on junk food Tongue


haha, you know, that reminds me, once I went to a fast food place and a women just went up to the counter and said she wanted a large. Nothing else, she just said give me a large, as if it was an item on the menu!! Cheesy
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Reply #38 - 07/02/10 at 02:55:14
 
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Reply #39 - 07/02/10 at 03:04:26
 
haha, they're having a 3way with the french fries
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Reply #40 - 07/02/10 at 13:35:07
 
LOL @ Linda. That's pretty funny.

You gotta figure that's at least close to 1000 LBS there. Talk about ruining your suspension in your car. I bet they drive small cars like Prius, or Focuses and shit. Ever notice that? Then in the big SUV's and P/U trucks, these dainty, skinny little women come out. I don't get it.

I know I said this before but, had a good friend as a teenager that loved women that size. He was getting laid a fuckton more than any of us but, some of them were not as decent looking in the face as those 2 are. At least they're kinda good looking there IMO. Those are the kinda ladies Linda was talking about not needing to show alot of flesh.  Grin

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Reply #41 - 07/02/10 at 15:14:44
 
Obviously, those two women have more then "A Little M" in them. lol
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Reply #42 - 07/02/10 at 15:33:14
 
down here, fat chicks drive Camaros, Firebirds and Mustangs.. and skinny rednecks drive pick-ups
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Reply #43 - 07/03/10 at 05:20:05
 
Let's get things going again with a picture.



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Reply #44 - 07/03/10 at 07:25:20
 
LMFAO!!!!!!!!


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