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06/25/10 at 17:06:47
 
I hate days like this. work is slow, therefore, mind-numbingly boring and its making the day drag on.. but using this time let my mind unwind, I realized that we don't have a dedicated thread to random, off-topic bullshit in. at first, I thought that's what Earwig was for, but that's jus for game shit. so I thought i'd start a thread for ppl to post their off-handed comments and/or questions, like...

why is it that lesbians use dildos and strap-ons? I mean, isn't the point to being a lesbo is cause you don't like or want dick? yet you'll use a fake one? it makes no fucking sense to me... you don't see gay guys using fake pussies, right? kinda makes me think lesbianism is a fluke phase
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Reply #1 - 06/25/10 at 17:17:41
 
Every thread on Brawl and beyond gets kind of off topic. That's just how we seem to roll now.

And lesbians don't hate dick they just hate men. Much like how men love vaginas but hate women. Though we still suffer through putting up with them to get what we want.
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Reply #2 - 06/25/10 at 17:25:51
 
yea, but at least this will keep Mad from having to yell 'back on topic, bitches' at everyone.. well, when his wetback ass isn't too lazy to even do that much

so what you're saying is that guys are willing to suffer, but women aren't.. I guess a lesbo dreamboat would be a tranny with double d's and a 10" cock
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Reply #3 - 06/25/10 at 17:32:38
 
I was just making a very broad statement. It takes all kinds really. Of course, some guys are just gay and some girls just like vagina, which is understandable, but want that extra stimulation of something inside them. Its not really that complicated.
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Reply #4 - 06/25/10 at 17:43:43
 
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Reply #5 - 06/25/10 at 19:48:07
 
You guys are retarded, although Xizor makes a valid point
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Reply #6 - 06/26/10 at 15:26:13
 
BACK ON TOPIC BITCHES!!!

Wait......what was that topic again? Ohhhh... Disaster likes dildos?
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Reply #7 - 06/27/10 at 20:09:20
 
yo mama
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Reply #8 - 06/28/10 at 12:16:39
 
Here's something random.

Don't you hate it when your sweating so bad, the sweat drops roll down the middle of your asscrack? There it mixes with unwiped shit that causes you to have butt dribble.

Is there anything more nasty than that?
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Reply #9 - 06/28/10 at 19:07:03
 
Here's something random. Don't you love it when you're taking a shit and the turd hits the water and splashes cold water on your asshole. Its like a refreshing free wipe.
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Reply #10 - 06/28/10 at 19:30:18
 
It's not refreshing if you've had the shits for hours, wiping over and over again so your hole is fucking torn to shreds and burning like Mount Vesuvius.
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Reply #11 - 06/28/10 at 23:29:01
 
that's when you start to avoid Taco Bell, Del Taco or whatever shody Mexican place you eat at.. cause I agree, having the burning brown is not comfortable in the least
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Reply #12 - 06/29/10 at 00:03:22
 
XIZOR wrote on 06/25/10 at 17:17:41:

And lesbians don't hate dick they just hate men. Much like how men love vaginas but hate women. Though we still suffer through putting up with them to get what we want.


lmao thanks Xizor.

Magnum wrote on 06/28/10 at 12:16:39:
Is there anything more nasty than that?


Plenty.
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Reply #13 - 06/29/10 at 00:08:48
 
The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/28/10 at 23:29:01:
that's when you start to avoid Taco Bell, Del Taco or whatever shody Mexican place you eat at.. cause I agree, having the burning brown is not comfortable in the least


That is why you take a shit when you feel it, because there's no other way to relieve the urge.
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Reply #14 - 06/29/10 at 06:44:17
 
Whenever I have diarrhea, I try to hold it in as much as I can. If I have someplace important to go, I prefer to take the bathroom closest to the people. So, that way people can hear me grunt and the exploding diarrhea accompanied with the farts.

Is this now a diarrhea thread?
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