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June 15, 2010
Calypso's office
Calypso: It’s been three years since the last twisted metal contest. Far too long! This time over 50 contestants have entered, and half of California is evacuating. So many competitors so little time...
As he says that spectre reads his letter...
Scott: dear contestants you will be starting off in different areas around the city. When the light on your dashboard blinks green, your dreams might just come true! Safe driving, Calypso
Scott: I better fuckin get what I want, that basterd f'ed me before.
And with that said the contestants ride out of the positions searching for a target. As the night draws closer sweetooth is getting annoyed
needles: Not a single worthy soul, what shame I wanted to show'em my new ride. O'well I guess I'll have to deal with these pussies calypso calls contestants!
As sweetooth roars down the road big dump approaches... launching mineral borage out of his bed slicing though sweetooth armor likes butter. The ice cream truck driverlessly swerves: big dump crushes him under his 10ft tall tires
White: The clown man is dead, but I need to find my brother...
His 100 ton truck rolls down the street braking asphalt every step of the way.
Several miles away Razor cuts his way through traffic as well as knockin a few heads, he hits Grimm's chopper and he flips over the hood.
Mr. Grimm: Fuuuu
crack! Grimm's jaw brakes in half, and falls under his limping body, As Grimm climbs up on his Hogg Razor launches a hub cap ninja star right into his back! In a mere second he explodes, and razor boosts though the flames. After getting into a parking lot he checks his radar, but before he can pass a glance Railspike ram right into his rear-end.
Chong: Megaton! (In headset)
Ted (replying) I’m called Railspike but you won't be alive long enough to correct yourself!
The diesel train flips Chong's station wagon like a piece of foam, by now his car is in flames and his dying screams pierce though the dimly lit street. About a hundred yards away darkside injects nos into the engine, in a flip of the switch darkside barrels towards Railspike honking his horn repetivly. Ash t-bones him right into a parking space and Ted Is dead...Not saying a word a dark shadowy figure comes out of the driver’s side window of dark side and scratches a line next to several others, on a piece of sheet metal attached to his roof...
As Calypso's helicopters record his masterpiece, he finds manslaughter parked in-between two flaming cars. The pilots are lined with sweat, they know he has weapons and Calypso had told them about Manslaughters’ "disloyalty".
Calypso: (radioing pilots) Him!? That fool my slave will make short work of you!
Just then Manslaughter releases a hell storm of flaming rock, the video transmission goes out and the apache dives right into a Sonoco across the street.
As Blacks gazes at the flames big dump plows into him, Mansloughters rim is gimped and he is forced to head down the street. Black jumps out of the truck and pries the wheel off, as he climbs back in big dump is facing him at the other end of the block.
All you could hear is the flames curling up the buildings and faint gun fire in the distance, as soon as it started it was gone and both contestants push their heavy haulers at top speeds.
Black pulls a pin out of a grenade and tosses it on to Bigdump, White looks under his foot and his eyes grow wide...his cab explodes and is engulfed in flames. The mining truck wobbles into a burning building...and it collapses...OK feedback please! Need opinions advise etc...