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RELAPSE ROUND ONE
09/21/09 at 22:51:06
 
Had a slight change in plans and now there will only be 4 per round.

Name: Needles Kane
Age: ?
Vehicle: SWEET TOOTH
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It's been two years kiddies, and I've been keeping good on my promise. I'm becoming the best of all time. But things have been getting rather boring lately, but just when your favorite clown was going crazy...he had a visitor. Calypso came to me while I was having some fun with a yuppie business fuck. The competition was coming around again and he wanted drivers. In return for my services I'll be given a wish. I'm just having a hard time figuring out just what I want out of this.

Name: Jebidiah Colton
Age: 63
Vehicle: Brimstone
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The darkest chapter out of my poor life began last year. I found no salvation from my god and had nothing to live for. Or atleast, I thought I didn't. Sometime ago, I cursed the clown that won last year's competition. Since then he has become more violent and deranged and has run rampant without punishment. Calypso came to me in the hospital, after I attempted to rid myself of my burden. He promised me the power to stop the clown once and for all. Maybe this will bring me back into god's good graces.

Name: Mr Ash
Age: ?
Vehicle: Darkside
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I am not from this world, instead I come from a darker, hotter place. Calypso escaped from hell with my slave and now I'm left powerless. However I will regain Black if it means destroying everyone else in the competition. He is my property and only I may use his...talents.

(IF YOU CAN'T TELL, ASH IS NOT AWARE THAT THIS IS THE WRONG WORLD.)

Name: Frank McCutcheon
Age: 52
Vehicle: Crazy 8
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Two years ago I entered Calypso's crazy contest. I lost because of that fuck on the motorcycle. I remember hearing him coming up to my left. Then I felt something hit the right tire and the next thing I knew I was on the ground a football field away from my car. But the good news is I found a good doctor, he did some work on my face. I was able to get a good set of eyes. Now I'm back with a vengeance.

Voting starts now, ends Wednesday!
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Reply #1 - 09/22/09 at 03:58:00
 
I vote Darkside because that picture is fucking badass dude! Love the Exorcist shot. As a matter of fact.... all your photoshops are great. How about enlarged ones that would work as desktop backgrounds bro...

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Reply #2 - 09/22/09 at 05:58:06
 
Pretty cool stuff. I vote for ST to continue, and C8 to die (is that how this works, one vote for the living and one vote for the dying?)
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Reply #3 - 09/22/09 at 10:56:47
 
Darkside to win, just cause he doesn't realize he's in the wrong world.
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Reply #4 - 09/22/09 at 12:01:17
 
Yes, I want to see what happens with Darkside, please moar!
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Reply #5 - 09/22/09 at 14:16:01
 
The only competion for me was deciding between Toots and Darkside.

Get on the airhorn and use that rig.....
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Reply #6 - 09/22/09 at 17:54:25
 
if I'm supposed to vote for one person to die... eat shit Brimstone!
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Reply #7 - 09/22/09 at 18:39:01
 
Darkside should fucking drop, Brimmy FTW.
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Reply #8 - 09/22/09 at 22:52:23
 
Whoa, didn't expect such a great reaction but I'm so psyched that you guys are into it. Yeah vote for who's top dog of the round, and who gets mowed into the ground. The photoshops actually can be used as backgrounds, Photobucket just resized the images.

Thus far:

DARKSIDE = +5
SWEET TOOTH = +1
CRAZY 8 = -1
BRIMSTONE = -2

I thought I'd add my own vote on who wins and who dies. Fuck Brimstone hahaha. I actually used a random number generator to see who ends up in these and this week seems interesting. Tomorrow the voting ends and Saturday, I post the round results (with all kinds of nice details and the occassional picture to hold PSE7EN's attention, lol.)
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Reply #9 - 09/26/09 at 18:26:21
 
Here's the result of your voting, hope you all enjoy:

The engines rev with intense, thunderous fury. Their anxiety and frustrations drained and replaced with AGGRESSION and ADRENALINE. There is a storm on the rise, a storm made of bullets, missiles and metal. This small town will be the first to see the coming storm, but no one but these drivers will know that it even existed. Twisted Metal begins with the echo of soft eerie music coming from a battered ice cream truck.

The tasty treats truck passes through the streets quietly. Suddenly, truck comes to a halt. The driver is staring at something. Around the corner a black semi creeps into the intersection. Suddenly the ice cream truck lurches forward, shooting at the large semi. The semi backs away from the intersection. The clown foolishly pursues it, suddenly the floodlights atop of the truck flash upon the truck. The black mass's screaming is exerted through it's air horn. The clown swerves out of the way, only to have its rear door and bumper taken off. The clown plows through the yards of many a civilian, trying to get away from the disgruntled demon at the wheel.

Meanwhile, a lonely orange car is perched atop a hill, watching the semi turn to look for the clown. The driver's face, so hideous, cracks a smile. However, the bright lights in his rear view mirror are enough to make him shut his eyes tight long enough to get rained on with bullets. As the horrific man ducks to avoid being shred by machine gun fire, he pulls the parking brake and descends down the hill. However the no longer blind man doesn't anticipate the El Camino having more than just a simple machine gun. A sudden burst of light comes from the side of the car. The horrific looking man's baby blue eyes go wide and he drifts to avoid the incoming missile.

Now he is angry, he stares down the El Camino, staring at the bitter driver and presses a button and hits the gas. The revolving Gatling gun on the back of the stitched man's car rotates slow at first but picks up speed rapidly, pouring round after round into the car until it smashes into the Camino head on. However this preacher is not down, yet. He pulls something from his passenger seat. It's a 12 gauge shotgun and Frank McCutcheon is in perfect range for it. BAM! There goes Frank's right hook, hell, there goes Frank using his left arm. He turns his orange mess of a car away from the El Camino, trading paint with it and running away.

A foolish mistake on his part, for he didn't see the black mass coming around the corner. The driver laughs, wheezing and billowing out a cloud of smoke the same color as his vehicle. HOOONNNNK! Another loud toll from his air horn and the black mass consumes the 1940's Plymouth. What's left of this once great beauty of a car is blood & oil, which has become a decoration for the streets.

The white el Camino begins to charge down the streets until something catches his eye. He stops and backs up until he sees a street where an ice cream truck is creeping. A wicked smile comes across the face of the evangelical failure. The el Camino speeds down the street, a perfect opening, or so he thinks. But no, this is not what it seems. Suddenly a clown emerges from the black shadows of his truck with a M16.

It's quite the effort really, how he swerves to avoid being pelted with bullets. But not good enough as one pins him directly in the neck. He slows down considerably. The clown laughs, but the preacher is laughing even harder. Several yellow lights illuminate his back. The semi found them both, and now he has a split second between life or death. He jumps out of his truck to see it fly backwards and smack into the el Camino. With a glass shard in his ass, the clown stumbles to his feet. However something wakes him up, stand tall and walk toward the street. The sounds of pain and agony soothe his painful walk.

The preacher's car is totaled. But even better, he's still alive, his leg pinned to the inside of the car by a piece of shrapnel. The clown laughs and pulls on him by his shoulders. The man inside the wreckage lets out a painful howl. Another laugh, this time louder. He drops the evangelist when his head is just outside of the driver side door.

The clown walks towards his own wreckage to see his car's weapons lying on the ground, spread out. He sees a purple canister, he throws it. It flies off and hits a house nearby, BOOM. He sees a group of yellow missiles, chucks them off into the grass. Finally, he finds a cracked orange canister with seeping ooze coming from it. He chuckles, carrying the mangled napalm. He slowly walks back to the preacher, savoring the moment. Now he is upon the preacher and waves the orange container filled with sloshing matter inside.

The Clown

...What do I say here? It's been fun? No... You fucked up, you fucked up big. Though I must say, you had part in making me what I am today. You've helped make me the most notorious, and the most recognizable. But this had to end somewhere.

Preacher

Go to hell, you wretched HEATHEN!

He spits blood on the clown's mask. The flames have gotten so hot on his head that the blood and saliva boil. He clamps his hand down on the napalm and turns it over, dousing the old man. To top it all of he forces some down through his throat. The clown rips the preacher's purple cloth from around his neck and sets it ablaze by touching it to his mask. The flames burn away most of the cloth almost instantly, then he drops the cloth back onto the now flammable failing member of god's flock. A burst of light and his body becomes engulfed in flame, with an illuminated throat to boot. The clown walks away, in the direction of the long since gone semi.

No pics yet, sorry. I don't think I'll be adding them until I get extra time but here's a small taste.

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END OF ROUND ONE / ROUND TWO BEGINS MONDAY
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Reply #10 - 09/27/09 at 06:44:40
 
Eh, Ghast ... that is very fucking cool. I like your writing style ... we may have to team up one of these days and see what comes from it. Keep up the good work man. This is the most original TM related post to filter through in a while.
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Reply #11 - 09/27/09 at 07:56:09
 
Very nice, can't wait to see what happens next Cheesy
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Reply #12 - 09/27/09 at 13:17:22
 
excellent.

really fucking class.

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Reply #13 - 09/27/09 at 16:12:55
 
That was pretty awesome.

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Reply #14 - 10/04/09 at 07:35:25
 
that was pretty bad ass LOL.. not used to the idea of the drivers getting out of their cars and confronting each other face-to-face, but its a fresh idea that I think works ::thumbs up::

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