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OMFG Leaked TMPS3 Trophy List!!
08/03/09 at 23:24:33
 
Holy shit balls I found an early leaked trophy list for the upcoming TM game on PS3! OMFG HaX0RZ 4 dA W1nZ!

  • You Da Bomb! (bronze): kill 2 opponents with one remote bomb

    Hope You Can Fly (bronze): knock an opponent off the side on Rooftops

    Defeated the King (gold): defeat TMA's XIZOR with Darkside in a 1vs1

    Amateur Car Combatant (bronze): play and win your first online match

    Minions Is Now Your Minion (bronze): Defeat Minion with any character

    Balls In Your Face (bronze): Land 20 ricochet bombs on opponents

    Calypso Would Be Proud (gold): beat the game with every character

    The New Mustard Man (silver): defeat SynthR with any character...it
    shouldnt be hard.

    You Aren't Fat Your Just T-BONED! (bronze): finish off an online opponent with Darksides T-bones slide special

    King of Unlimited (bronze): Defeat HATEMACHINE in an unlimited weapons 1vs1 game

    NO! FAH-Q! (silver): defeat clan FAH-Q as team TMA

    You Aren't A Skill-less Faggot (silver): Never play a single unlimited weapons game

    Popped Her Cherry (gold): defeat A VIRGIN GIRL in a 1vs1

    Impeccable Timing (bronze): shield an opponents special

    Chill Out (bronze): freeze an opponent and hit them with a power missile

    Master of Your Domain (bronze): Finish a level without dying against at least 6 opponents

    Pussy Ass Health Whore (bronze): pick up 200 health pick-ups both offline and online

    You Are Now Worthy To Wash Our Balls (silver): defeat any TMA veteran in an online match

    Relic Master (bronze): get a kill while holding every relic in the game

    Made a martyr of maartyrr (gold): Defeat TMA's maartyrr with Spectre 1vs1 in Drive In

    On The Way Up (gold): kill 500 enemies online

    Elite Driver (silver): defeat an opponent in a net damage game by 500 plus points

    Move Over Spyda (silver): Defeat Kilrgrn's Grimm with Hammerhead in a 1vs1

    Know Thyself (bronze): defeat Sweet Tooth using Roadkill

    Needles, I Am Your Father (bronze): defeat Darktooth as Sweet Tooth

    Wonder Twins Activate (silver): defeat Kilrahi and Stitches in a 2vs1

    God of War (platinum): defeat Dave Jaffe at his own game!

SIKE! That wasnt real but feel free to make up your own trophies you'd like to see in the next TM.




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Re: OMFG Leaked TMPS3 Trophy List!!
Reply #1 - 08/04/09 at 00:01:32
 
Love how half this shit is inside jokes from like 7 years ago. Fucken brilliant, good times.


Such a little Pansy  (bronze): Play over 50% of your games as Spectre

Speed Demon (silver): Achieve a speed of over 100mph with Minion for 2 seconds.

You are a turtle (silver): Collect over 100 health pickups while on low green health

Timing is everything (gold): Successfully block a 40+ point damage attack with shields three times in a row.

Assholes Anonymous (bronze): Under an alias name, defeat 50 online players who you have previously defeated under your original name.

That's so ghey (bronze): As Darkside, ram an opponent for 5 points of damage or less.

Hope you're insured (silver): As Axel, crush a teammate to death.

Manslaughter ROX! (gold): As Manslaughter, 1 shot kill an opponent with his special weapon.

Fight already would ya? (bronze): Use an entire AA bar's worth of energy on cloaking.

Juice it up (gold): Kill an undamaged enemy without being damaged yourself.

Death from above (bronze): Defeat an opponent who is on a lower platform than yourself.

Ren Hoek (Gold): Defeat this mysterious online player.

Cord Pulling (bronze): Disconnect from any online game.

Pull a Mapster (gold): Escape from the confines of this prison we call a battleground.


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Reply #2 - 08/04/09 at 05:06:09
 
Angel of Death: Kill an oppenent after you're dead.
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Reply #3 - 08/04/09 at 07:10:13
 
Hahaha, I haven't laughed at a post in such a long time.

Too bad this wasn't on real TMA, this deserves a reward.

I'll try and think so some Trophies of my own.

And btw, I'm very abd with Mr. Grimm..but very good with Hammerhead Cheesy Need some practice with Grimm, but Spyda won't let me have him ;[
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Reply #4 - 08/04/09 at 07:10:56
 
Oh shit, my last sentence was funny for two reasons LOLOLOL
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Reply #5 - 08/04/09 at 08:20:01
 
Kilrgrn wrote on 08/04/09 at 07:10:13:
Hahaha, I haven't laughed at a post in such a long time.

Too bad this wasn't on real TMA, this deserves a reward.


Fucking eh right it does! This shit is belt worthy! My shit is genius bitches! I love how most of the new guys dont fucking get it but I guess they wouldnt being as most of my jokes are old school. Oh well, it doesnt mean people cant make up trophies. You idiots know what trophies are right?!

Hell Bent on Victory (silver): defeat Hellbent in an online match

Best Gaymer of All Time (silver): defeat Roadie in an online match

Shadow Master (bronze): Land Shadows special from at least 2000 yards away

Repent! (bronze): land Brimstones special from at least 2000 yards away

Infected With Rabies From Rabid (bronze): Use cheat codes or booster programs to defeat online opponents

Nigger Lover (bronze): Win 10 online matches in a row using Alexs specials only

C-c-c-c-combo Breaker! (bronze): Hit an opponent with 3 or more weapons at the same time for maximum damage

Big Dog (silver): Win 30 online games using only the big dogs

Your Wife Cant Pick You Up Now (silver): defeat Magnum in an online match while his wife yells over his shoulder into the mic
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Reply #6 - 08/04/09 at 09:15:34
 
Son Of Bitch-lypso (silver): defeat that cocky motherfucker Son of Calypso in a 1vs1 and then immediately post pics on TMA of the score and never let him live it down

Just kidding SoC, you fucking prick bastard  Cool

Jesus Christ OMFG! I keeping coming with so much WIN this thread is just going to have to be closed pretty soon to prevent total online pwnage. To bad the old school vets arent around to enjoy this.
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Reply #7 - 08/04/09 at 09:25:38
 
Spyda Likes It Up the Ass (bronze): Shoot a Power missile up Spydas tailpipe in an online match

OMG someone stop me!
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Reply #8 - 08/04/09 at 13:42:49
 
What's that smell? (silver) Kill 50 opponents with JYD's Junk bomb

Go Topless!! (silver) Kill 50 opponents with Shadow's ejector seat SP

That's so HAWT!! (silver) Kill 50 opponents with Warthogs SP

BBQ @ Dad's (Silver) Kill 50 opponents with Minions SP

I Hate Yourself (bronze) Suicide 50 times

Need to Take a Dump (gold) Kill 100 opponents with Manslaughters rear fire SP

Where's the Remote? (Gold) Kill 100 opponents with a remote Bomb.

GPS (Platnum) Kill 50 enemies with the Satellite in red.

I'll think of more later



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Reply #9 - 08/05/09 at 00:34:53
 
blast from the past (bronze) find sweet tooth's rc car

pin ball (silver) kill an opponent by thowing another(mr.slam only)

call the fire department!(bronze) kill 2 enemys with one napom

if you kill them he will come (bronze) make it to the final boss

moon walker (silver) drift a total of 1 mile

domino effect (gold) kill five enemys under a falling building

I am the winner and you are my prize(gold)win 100 matches with
mr.grimm

vigilante NOT(bronze) destroy 50 buses online

set the world on fire (gold) set fire to all biuldings in a map

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Reply #10 - 08/06/09 at 01:11:03
 
Ha, some of these would actually work really well. Funny shit!
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Re: OMFG Leaked TMPS3 Trophy List!!
Reply #11 - 08/06/09 at 16:11:40
 
Running with the Devil: Beat the game with Mr. Grimm on hardest difficulty

Screaming Ghost: Beat the game with Specter on hardest difficulty

Noble Citizen: Beat the game with Outlaw on hardest difficulty

The Champion: Beat the game with Crazy 8 on hardest difficulty

Maniacal Killer: Beat the game with Sweet Tooth on hardest difficulty

Interdimensional Killer: Beat the game with Manslaughter on hardest difficulty

Unknown Killer: Beat the game with Roadkill on hardest difficulty

Angel of Death: Beat the game with Brimstone on hardest difficulty

Head Hunter: Beat the game with 12pak on hardest difficulty

Frankenstein Copycat: Beat the game with Yellowjacket on hardest difficulty

The Goth Queen: Beat the game with Shadow on Hardest Difficulty

Too Tough to Die: Beat the game with Darkdside on hardest difficulty

Hillbilly Hell: Beat the game with Junkyard Dog on hardest difficulty




Paradox: Have Dark Tooth, Sweet Tooth, and Roadkill all in the same fight
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Reply #12 - 08/08/09 at 05:29:36
 
Congrats, you managed to pull me back to this god-forsaken site.  Now I will never leave. 

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Reply #13 - 08/08/09 at 15:24:29
 
hahaha awesome post xizor

Where do you think you're going? - kill a car 50 feet away from a health pick up

Its raining car parts - knock an opponent off a roof top, but blow him up before they hit the ground

(C)armageddon out of here - run 200 peds

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Reply #14 - 08/08/09 at 16:59:25
 
Spyda wrote on 08/08/09 at 05:29:36:
Congrats, you managed to pull me back to this god-forsaken site.  Now I will never leave.  

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Shove it - Kill 30 ememies with a Power missle. (silver)

Magnetic Personality- Kill 30 enimies with the Enviorment attack. (silver)

Turf War- Win 30 LMS matches (silver)

Bumper Sticker - Kill 30 enemies with a Rico. (Silver)

I'm The Man - Kill 30 Prey in Manhunt (Silver)

In My Sights - Kill 30 enimies with a fully charged Reticle

Sticky Sweet - Land 3 Yellow Jacket Barbs on 25 Opponents (Platnum)

Tread Wear - Kill 30 emimies with Axel's 2nd'ary Special



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