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Reply #780 - 05/23/12 at 19:34:08
 
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Reply #783 - 06/02/12 at 10:09:36
 
Ohhh realy? Unfucking beliveable.

I'd like to see that stupid fucker have my truck key ring on the end of that. His shit would be streched to his ankles after the day.

Still though....people actually bought that shit? Goddamn human race....
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Reply #784 - 06/02/12 at 14:19:51
 
http://www.goetzecandy.com/

This page would be really funny... If it wasn't for the fact that it's pronounced "Gets"
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Reply #785 - 06/03/12 at 10:15:02
 
Heh...that's pretty funny. Didn't think I'd ever see a company I know of, put up on TMA. Did you see where their main plant is located? It's 3900 Monument Street, Baltimore MD 21205.

I've not only delivered there, but also done pick ups too. They always have a few busted boxes of loose candy for samples. The cow tails are good but, the caramel creams are fucking banging. Esspecially warmed up a little where they're slightly gooey. The wife absolutely loves them. Garunteed laid! 

Trust me. If you've had them, you'd love em. You just have to like caramel and EXTREAMLY sweet cream.
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Reply #786 - 06/03/12 at 10:36:36
 
I bought a bag the other day. It's pretty good shit.
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Reply #788 - 07/01/12 at 18:32:32
 
Stereotypes are stereotypes, for a reason.

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Reply #789 - 07/01/12 at 22:24:09
 
Mecit wrote on 07/01/12 at 18:32:32:
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Reply #790 - 07/01/12 at 23:22:12
 
Kilrgrn wrote on 07/01/12 at 22:24:09:
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My very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas!

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Reply #791 - 07/02/12 at 01:56:00
 
[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 07/01/12 at 23:22:12:
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Reply #792 - 07/02/12 at 02:12:02
 
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Reply #793 - 07/02/12 at 03:06:13
 
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Reply #794 - 07/02/12 at 08:12:36
 
Haha. Nice one.
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