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Reply #765 - 05/06/12 at 17:13:55
 
80s broads never appealed to me... too much big, blonde hair. I'd take me some 40s or 50s poonie any day. As long as the box isn't blurry.
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Reply #766 - 05/06/12 at 17:21:20
 
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Reply #767 - 05/06/12 at 19:24:31
 
@Magnum - That would be former supermodel Zoe Voss, and I don't think her beanpole figure lends itself to DC's taste in women.  Not to step on toes, but I think he and I tend to find similar types of women to our liking; i.e., women who look like....well....women.
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Reply #768 - 05/07/12 at 01:12:25
 
Exactly, dude. Women were MEANT to have shape and curves.. that's why I don't get the fascination with women who have six-packs, or are so fucking skinny you can count ribs. I messed around with a girl who was that skinny, and it was almost boner-destroying. Like, I could feel her insides on my wanger. I was scared she could twitch and snap it off. Not to mention when she laid close to me, I could feel her bones against me.. it was like touching a science class skeleton. No fucking thank you.
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Reply #769 - 05/07/12 at 01:16:12
 
I love we live in a world where fat is 20 pounds overweight and thin means you look like you got out of a concentration camp.

Then again people dress up as cartoon animals and fuck each other. Also people born with both sets of genitalia. The world is kind of fucked up in that sense. I don't blame people for being all screwy. But they're still morons.
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Reply #770 - 05/07/12 at 01:58:00
 
I'll never get the love for fat chicks. And when I say fat, I mean, fat. Not curvy. Not healthy. Not "woman"-y. But fat. There is a fine line between healthy and fat, and from what I've seen, you guys want the girls that mistake that line for cake and eat it.
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Reply #771 - 05/07/12 at 02:08:17
 
Obliverate wrote on 05/07/12 at 01:58:00:
I'll never get the love for fat chicks. And when I say fat, I mean, fat. Not curvy. Not healthy. Not "woman"-y. But fat. There is a fine line between healthy and fat, and from what I've seen, you guys want the girls that mistake that line for cake and eat it.



Haha that is true too. I think guys dig on fat chicks due to self esteem issues. Just like good looking chicks date guys that are like their fathers.
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Reply #772 - 05/07/12 at 02:22:59
 
From what I can tell, you seem to confuse a girl with titties bigger than a D-cup as being a fatass, which is also false.
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Reply #773 - 05/07/12 at 02:45:18
 
Eh no. But that bow-legged hambeast named Katrina or whatever is not attractive to me.









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Reply #774 - 05/07/12 at 03:27:16
 
It's one thing to complain about sharp elbows and it's another thing for a lady to have a messed up face.

I still want to puke when i think of some of the scags i've seen people going home with at work. I don't even think it's due to the alcohol i think they just don't have any standards. Either that or they are looking for that kind of thing.
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Reply #775 - 05/07/12 at 06:38:40
 
Holy shit. I hate the internet for suble joking sometimes.

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Reply #776 - 05/08/12 at 00:46:45
 
Hellbent wrote on 05/07/12 at 03:27:16:
I still want to puke when i think of some of the scags i've seen people going home with at work. I don't even think it's due to the alcohol i think they just don't have any standards. Either that or they are looking for that kind of thing.


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Reply #777 - 05/08/12 at 01:50:02
 
No that is exactly it. It happens then you never do it again. Never again!

I got lucky and my stomach saved me. I'm just lucky it wasn't a girl who was turned on by a beard full of vomit.

Plus she ended up being my sister in law and i wasn't aware of that until way later. Jesus that would have been so fucking bad. I'd wear a bag on my head for the rest of my life.

I wish i could even forget the clearly insane thoughts that were in my head. I'm a horrible person. Though by southern standards i'm a good ol boy i guess. Though i'd be even "gooder" if i did my sister in law. Then i could start fucking my daughters in my cabin until the ATF comes in and makes me set my whole retarded fuck family on fire.








Oh dude they need to make a porn based off the Waco thing. That would be hot.
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Reply #779 - 05/09/12 at 06:43:45
 
Obliverate wrote on 05/09/12 at 02:27:53:



I've never wanted to attack people based on how they look until that picture. Kill whitey.

Lets handcuff them all together hands to feet then hook them up to a couple of cars and keep pulling them apart until they are all finally dead.

Lets drown them in a bucket of piss one at a time.

Lets put them into a giant oven with a big window on it so we can watch them cook.

I wish i could impale them all with a fence post machine.
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