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Reply #30 - 06/16/09 at 01:51:14
 
No, no, no. No one has a fucking pet Predator you stupid moron. Jesus! No one is bad ass enough to have a pet Predator. I demand a rewrite!
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Reply #31 - 06/16/09 at 06:13:03
 
Lionsgate or ... hell there is a company called "Faith Films" that puts out these really shitty religions movies that they make for like two bucks a pop. I nominate we add Jesus into the script someplace and sell it to them.

And its also time we start talking about actors and secondary characters.

Is Tom Atkins still alive? If so.. I nominate him to be in the film!
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Reply #32 - 06/16/09 at 15:36:26
 
NightShade wrote on 06/16/09 at 00:47:35:
When it's done, which movie studio should we take this to first?


Use yours Nightshade. You gots all the talent and capabilities!

Pet predator! LOL! I also think there should be some random scene where there are homeless people flinging turds at Wall Street. 

If your gonna put Jesus in it, make sure you get the 12 apostles as his "gang" that's gonna protect their turf.

We should also get Wilford Brimley in it also to try and bore Saxy Pron as a distraction with his diabeties role.  
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Reply #33 - 06/16/09 at 20:39:53
 
How about after Jesus sees the world in chaos he decides to come back early and put a stop to all of this nonsense and he brings with him an army of Vince from Shamwow clones with giant slap chop arms they use as weapons. On their other arms they hold large Shamwow shields that are pretty much impenetrable and when they kill you they t-bag you and say "your gonna love my nuts".

Then Satan sees Jesus coming back with his Vince from Shamwow army of clones and hes like nah fuck that shit you aint taking all the glory so he finally comes up from hell with an army of demons (cant think of anything cool for the demons to have or be right now). But Satan is actually Billy Mays and when he burst up through the earth from hell he shouts with a mighty roar "HI BILLY MAYS HERE!" as he transforms into a giant Red Hulk looking monstrosity with torn jeans....and a nice black beard still of course (compliments of Grindhouse).
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