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Re: Let's Write The Most Over The Top Movie Imaginable
Reply #15 - 06/12/09 at 15:17:43  
Magnum wrote on 06/12/09 at 14:58:43:
Main protagonist should be Mac Uppity. Someone so fucking PC, snobby, and uptight that he want's the world in a perfect state, and Dex is just fucking, drinking and farting all the time to mess his plans up.

While we're at it, the 2 main countries that are battling.........thier ammo can only be regulated to rubber chickens, pies, whoopie cushions, hand buzzers, pea shooters, spit balls, and wedgies.


So this is turning into an episode of GI Joe where there's billions of lasers flying everywhere but nobody ever dies.
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Reply #16 - 06/12/09 at 16:23:51  
SynthR wrote on 06/12/09 at 15:17:43:
Magnum wrote on 06/12/09 at 14:58:43:
Main protagonist should be Mac Uppity. Someone so fucking PC, snobby, and uptight that he want's the world in a perfect state, and Dex is just fucking, drinking and farting all the time to mess his plans up.

While we're at it, the 2 main countries that are battling.........thier ammo can only be regulated to rubber chickens, pies, whoopie cushions, hand buzzers, pea shooters, spit balls, and wedgies.


So this is turning into an episode of GI Joe where there's billions of lasers flying everywhere but nobody ever dies.


That sounds more like an episode of The A-Team if you ask me. And speaking of The A-Team I nominate we introduce a cyborg Mr. T into the script at some place. Fuck it let's rip off The Terminator franchise and have cyborg Mr. T be sent from the future to kill Dex or Frank or whoever the main character is (I've forgotten at this point).
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Re: Let's Write The Most Over The Top Movie Imaginable
Reply #17 - 06/12/09 at 20:40:44  
BAM B. A. Baracus.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Conan-O-Brien-and-Mr-T-Celebrate-Fall-Foliage-Day
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Reply #18 - 06/12/09 at 22:02:28  
If Dex Sexton is a nam vet then he should be played by Clint Eastwood and pretty much be his character from Gran Torino times 10. One of his lines should be "Back in Nam we used to pile ass pirates like you 5 feet high and use them as sandbags."
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Reply #19 - 06/13/09 at 16:29:51  
Who said anything about GI Joe? Nahhh...fuck that.

Then we can get some huge space vaginas attack the earth and try to take up all of the resources.

Then spit the wad out as a whole new planetoid of yeast infected whores who have to mate with earths males to reproduce.
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Reply #20 - 06/13/09 at 19:53:45  
I just want to interject that using humans as sandbags is not as good as using actual sandbags.  Highly overrated.
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Reply #21 - 06/13/09 at 21:09:38  
I like the space vaginas attacking earth thing. I havent even considered aliens in this equation yet but there obviously has to be some. Or maybe the aliens could come back because they were our creators and so they are zombie pirate ninja viking whatever else hybrids and at the end all the zombie ass pirates, vikings, and ninjas have to join forces to take on this super alien race.

Also there has to be a Predator in this movie. Just saying.
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Reply #22 - 06/14/09 at 05:22:28  
Save some of these ideas for the sequel!
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Reply #23 - 06/14/09 at 05:41:54  
I'm out of town for one day and there is gigantic Space Vagina's ... I like that. I like that a lot. Gigantic Space Vagina's it is!
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Reply #24 - 06/14/09 at 05:52:28  
GrindhouseCinema wrote on 06/12/09 at 04:01:54:
We need a main protagonist now. Someone who is the evilest charter imaginable. Hitler looks at this guy and goes "damn... that guy is pretty bad" now ultimately Mr. Protagonist has to be from the middle-ages right?

Saxy Pron. He eats babies And runs around with a club, breaking old peoples' legs.
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Reply #25 - 06/15/09 at 21:29:07  
I was thinking about this thread earlier and the most annoying thing possible occured to me... ya know how it's somewhat popular now to mix animation sequences into film... Well we can definitely one up that... lets constantly shift from live action, claymation, classic animation, anime, and fuck it even some seaseme strreet style puppet action going on hahaha.

Also Dex Sexton must unknowingly fall in love with an abstinate transvestite ninja and get married.
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Reply #26 - 06/15/09 at 22:57:03  
Sooo here is the plot outline as best as I can tell so far

Our main character Frank Hardcastle is in love with his high school girlfriend. In an attempt to win her over they both go to the local shopping center where Frank buys her  flowers and pornography ... however the things go awry when the shopping center is invaded by Ninja Assassins!

Said Ninja Assassins kill Frank's girlfriend and in the process Frank looses and eye and dawns an eye-patch. That is when Frank's mad scientist  / inverter / assassin / post traumatic Vietnam Syndrome friend Dex Sexton shows up to save the day!

They disperse of the mall invading Ninja Assassins while Dex wears night vision goggles (during the day) and they spew one-liners, smoke, and fart in each others faces.

Dex tells Frank that all is not lost because he happens to have a time machine back in his garage and they can simply travel back in time to save his girlfriend. However! there is a malfunction with the time machine, sending them both back to the early 16th century.

Here Frank and Dex team up with a rouge group of mid-evil Vikings who are hellbent on destroying an oncoming group of gay zombie pirates with penis shaped swords where they fight in various WWII style trench warfare scenarios and a random animated sequence.

Later we learn that the Gay Zombie Pirates (with penis shaped swords) are actually being mind controlled by a gigantic flying Space Vagina manned by a Saxy Pron who makes a living eating babies and hitting old people in the knees with baseball bats. He also has a pet Predator.

Saxy Pron feels threatened by Frank and Dex as he too is from the future and wanted to rule 16th century earth all by himself. And the only way for Frank and Dex to return to there time is to take him out and use his time machine to get back home (and save his girlfriend!)

Also there is a claymation sequence at some point.
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Re: Let's Write The Most Over The Top Movie Imaginable
Reply #27 - 06/15/09 at 23:02:35  
The plot sounds very teenage drama friendly.
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Reply #28 - 06/16/09 at 00:47:35  
When it's done, which movie studio should we take this to first?
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Reply #29 - 06/16/09 at 01:37:01  
Lion's Gate, Twisted Pictures, and/or possibly Bruce Campbell would eat this shit up.
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