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Reply #30 - 06/09/09 at 21:06:10
 
SynthR wrote on 06/09/09 at 15:54:28:
My whole situation feels like a purge and a new beginning. I'm looking for work again, I'm back at my parents house, have no love interest and will be going back to school this year. It's like I'm starting from scratch again. My anxiety doesn't help either. I thought I shook that years ago but it's back. So now I wake up every day feeling worthless and lonely. Awwwww, poor Synthy. That's the last I'm going to say about this.


Don't worry about it.  Believe me, it's much better to talk about it with someone (anyone) than to explode in self loathing.  If it makes you feel any better (probably not though), my high school sweetheart gf of 9 years left in November and is engaged to be married in July already...so I think I'm safe to assume it's been going on longer than November, although she says it hasn't...

I do also know of 2 other people here that just broke up from a long relationship, or did so in the last couple months.  Shit happens sometimes and you can't do shit but look forward, even if you don't see any light at the end of the tunnel, if you keep walking forward eventually you will.  You have things going for you right now with school, put 100% of your effort into that and you might be distracted enough to not think about her.  Hell, it's a lot better than my distractions (drugs, alcohol,  and video games)

So don't let it get you down, even though that's easier said than done.  Everything that has a beginning has an end.  And I know I'm the least qualified here to probably say it, as its been 7 months now and I still feel like shit...but keep your head up man.  I understand not wanting to talk about it, believe me, I rarely say it at all, and I didn't even tell my family until months later.  I think I actually told TMA people through AIM much earlier than that.
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Reply #31 - 06/10/09 at 17:10:24
 
Thanks Scold. I've spoken to all my close friends and family about it at great length so it's out there. It's just on here I doubt many people want to hear about someone's problems. I know we're a close community but I don't want to bring people down, you know? This is just something I've never experienced before so I'm pioneering new ground and feeling things I've never felt before. It sucks and I know there's a light somewhere in the tunnel.

To P7 - If your question was directed towards me, I broke up with my long time girlfriend whom I was actually going to propose to if things turned around. Really glad I didn't!
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Reply #32 - 06/10/09 at 17:16:17
 
SynthR wrote on 06/10/09 at 17:10:24:
To P7 - If your question was directed towards me, I broke up with my long time girlfriend whom I was actually going to propose to if things turned around. Really glad I didn't!



Oh man, sorry to hear that. Its never easy to lose someone in a relationship that serious. Hope you are doing ok. You have my msn if ever you wanna talk. and yes I was referring to you.
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Reply #33 - 06/10/09 at 20:41:35
 
All this relationship/girl bullshit will become obsolete when I finally complete the first prototype for my sexbot. If it isnt done first by me then I hope to god someone else will come out with this in my life time. Fucking females will get their shit straight once they realize we dont need that fucking vagina between their legs. It will be a complete role reversal.

But Xizor you say, wont females in turn just make their own male sexbot counterparts? And I say to you women have had their own sexual pleasure for years in the form of dildos and vibrators so I dont see this being a problem as they still want and need real dick and real men because they have these things called feelings that they need to impose on males that in turn allow them to be controlling and evil. And they cant just wipe away their crying fucking tears with their dildos cause they will get pussy juice in their fucking eyes so they still need us men for support emotionally, physically, and financially.

Your days are numbered evil bitches and your vaginas. NUMBERED!
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Reply #34 - 06/10/09 at 20:47:31
 
Thanks P7.

Haha, I think we have a ways before sexbots are realistic enough to be replacements. Not saying I wouldn't try a prototype though so count me in.

Here's a thought. Every time I see a blowup doll I wonder who really uses one of these? I just don't understand the appeal. It looks horrible, probably smells and I'm sure your hand could do a better job. I find it hard to believe that these things still exist with all the realistic cyber skin things available. Has anyone of you pathetic souls ever been with a blowup doll? Can we get some details here?
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Reply #35 - 06/10/09 at 21:03:53
 
Ive never fucked a blow up doll but I have fucked one of those cyber skin pocket pussies before. I still claim that it was research for my job back when I used to work at a porn store. I just wanted to be able to tell the male customers from first hand experience if these pocket pussies were worth the time and money. And they really arent. Not to mention of course you want to blow your load inside of them so its a bitch to clean that fucking thing. You have to really get in there and scrub that cum out. Why they dont make pocket pussy douches yet I have no fucking clue. Now that I think about it I may have just come up with a new product, the Pocket Pussy Douche. Needless to say after a brief trial I ended up just throwing the fucking thing away.

I dont think mankind has reached the advanced technology to replace the feel of a womans vagina, or even accurately simulate it, yet.
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Reply #36 - 06/11/09 at 15:24:21
 
"All this relationship/girl bullshit will become obsolete when I finally complete the first prototype for my sexbot. If it isnt done first by me then I hope to god someone else will come out with this in my life time. Fucking females will get their shit straight once they realize we dont need that fucking vagina between their legs. It will be a complete role reversal."

That'd be fuckin awesome. I could get some strange not only with no strings attatched, but also say it's just a fucking robot! It's not like It's really cheating on you. It's not even human. Then I'd get asked why I'm going over to the "Fuckbot Store" all the time.

"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING IN THERE!!! WHITE!! BLACK!! RED!! YELLOW!!! BROWN!!! EVEN A BITCH THAT'S PURPLE!!! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GOOD MY DICK LOOKS IN PURPLE?!?!?!"

The movie Blade Runner comes to mind. I think Darryl Hanna was a robot who fucked a guy then killed him.

I have a pleasuring device actually. Blow up dolls IMO are for wierdo's. I just joke about having one.......... Huh

It isn't the http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=247920 like advertised here, but it's something very simmilar. Mine is completely made of that jelly they use for human flesh in ballistic tests. One end is shaped like a mouth, the opposite side has an exit hole. The hole that is drilled down the center between each end is swirlled inside.

When you look at it you think only a pencil dick could fit in there at 1st but man.......the bigger you are, the tighter it is. Holy shit dude. The 1st time I tried it, I blew my nut in a fucking minute it felt so good. No lie. After using it a few times, it does eventually widen out, but still feels fucking awesome.

I still get my nut off to fast with it. I don't use it unless I need a quickie. You also need KY for it too because it's useless without it. It's extreamely easy to clean though. You just run it under the tub faucet and let the water run through the hole, let it air dry after wiping it with a paper towel or something because a towel will get lint or hait on it.
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Reply #37 - 06/20/09 at 12:35:15
 
I bet Bloodshed died.
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Reply #38 - 06/20/09 at 16:57:27
 
I bet he's in jail for rape and murder of large jelly filled doughnuts.
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Reply #39 - 06/20/09 at 20:51:40
 
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Actor David Carradine found dead

Very sad. Kill Bill was one of my favorite QT movies. Now when I go home I am gonna watch the second movie.


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Reply #40 - 06/20/09 at 21:37:37
 
Bloodshed is probably dead. Hes kicking it with David Carradine right now.

And David Carradine played Bill in Kill Bill. DUH!
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Reply #41 - 06/21/09 at 00:33:12
 
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Actor David Carradine found dead

Very sad. Kill Bill was one of my favorite QT movies. Now when I go home I am gonna watch the second movie.


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Reply #42 - 06/21/09 at 17:57:00
 
Of cousre he's serious!

And don't call him Sherley!!!
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Reply #43 - 06/21/09 at 21:04:57
 
Happy fathers day Magnum you old bastard. I know youre a terrible father, husband, poster, and friend but everyone deserves a good day sometimes.
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Reply #44 - 06/22/09 at 14:39:31
 
YAY!!! BEER AND BITCHES FOR ME!!!

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Hey.....WTF?!?
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