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05/28/09 at 21:42:46
 
I SO fucking called this shit a couple months ago.

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/28/4mm-unveils-def-jam-rapstar/#continued
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Reply #1 - 05/28/09 at 23:14:23
 
IT'S ALL OVER NOW!
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Reply #2 - 05/28/09 at 23:18:24
 
Just read this. Fuck me niggardly.
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Reply #3 - 05/28/09 at 23:25:18
 
Wow  that's a weird trailer.  It seems like they are just singing popular rap tunes.  If so, why not just do that with a CD?  I don't think this will be a freestyle battle-type game, but this is just fucking weird.  I don't quite get it, white people, chinese people, and black people singing Put On by Young Jeezy?

And why did they pick the worse verse of the song?  Nearly every rapper has a Put On verse and they pick his.  I guess since Jay-Z just quit Def Jam though it wouldn't be wise to put any of his or his pal's verses on there.  I'll be interested to see wtf this is.

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Reply #4 - 05/28/09 at 23:31:40
 
You sing rap songs? I thought you just mumble shit in a monotone voice or if it's R'n'B you bust out the little school girl voice.
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Reply #5 - 05/29/09 at 00:05:25
 
-SCoLD- wrote on 05/28/09 at 23:25:18:
And why did they pick the worse verse of the song?  Nearly every rapper has a Put On verse and they pick his.  I guess since Jay-Z just quit Def Jam though it wouldn't be wise to put any of his or his pal's verses on there.  I'll be interested to see wtf this is.

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Reply #6 - 05/29/09 at 03:06:23
 
Don't be hatin', yo.
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Reply #7 - 05/29/09 at 13:41:03
 
Holy shit. Xizor has a crystal ball up his ass.

WHY?!?! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STEAL SNIGGITY?!?!?!

I'M GONNA SUE YOU FUCKERS!!! THAT'S MY PROFILE!!!
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Reply #8 - 05/30/09 at 11:11:32
 
They are gonna make so much money. God damn them.

They should make a music game that electrocutes you for fucking up.
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Reply #9 - 05/30/09 at 16:18:26
 
Hellbent wrote on 05/30/09 at 11:11:32:
They are gonna make so much money. God damn them.

They should make a music game that electrocutes you for fucking up.


That should be this game. It'd probably get rid of alot of retarts in this world.

"YO MOM!!! DIS SH8 FUCKING SHOCKED MUH AZZ YO!!! IT AZZKED ME TO SING THE WORD PEOPLE AND ALL I CAN SAY IS PEEPS!!!"
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Reply #10 - 05/30/09 at 17:59:55
 
a couple of weeks ago I was in a fairly pissed off mood and I logged onto facebook and someones status totally pissed me off. I've got a bunch of people on there that I went to school with that I don't particularity like and I'm not sure why I accepted the invite, this was one of those people.

I should dig up a picture and post it. Long story short (too late) he has always acted like hes black and I fucking hate it, Justin's status was something like "I'm going to grab a 9 and an uzi..." and generally sounded fucking stupid.

So I left him a comment directly under it that said: "Your not black and your not a gangster we live in Iowa"

I fucking hate people most of the time.
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Reply #11 - 05/30/09 at 19:30:52
 
Only black people should be allowed to buy this guy. That way if you are white and you want to play it you have to become friends with someone that is actually black, prove you are "hood" enough by living with them in the ghetto for a while, and if that person approves of you as a wigger then you get an official document that you can take to any local retailer that says you qualify to purchase Def Jam Rapstar.
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Reply #12 - 05/31/09 at 06:15:49
 
Well according to most people's definition, I am a wigger.

I only have like 3 black friends, because a trustworthy black person is hard to find where I'm from.  I know how to use proper grammer, and my days of busting caps are well over, but hip hop is too real to just not listen to.  Too much music is just music nowadays.  No real talk. 

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Reply #13 - 05/31/09 at 14:56:36
 
XIZOR wrote on 05/30/09 at 19:30:52:
Only black people should be allowed to buy this guy. That way if you are white and you want to play it you have to become friends with someone that is actually black, prove you are "hood" enough by living with them in the ghetto for a while, and if that person approves of you as a wigger then you get an official document that you can take to any local retailer that says you qualify to purchase Def Jam Rapstar.  



OMFG that's damn funny. And he lives in Iowa. How the fuck do you get getto in a corn field?

YO!!! DAT SH8 DARK OUT DERE YO!!! DAT CORN BE SWAYIN YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN?!?!?! I BE BUSTIN CAPS IN DEER AND SH8 YO!!!
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Reply #14 - 05/31/09 at 16:48:33
 
Calm yourself little nigger, calm. We all know you cant wait to get your hands on Def Jams Rapstar.

And SCoLD, I know you like rap and I enjoy a very very small amount of it, just not the mainstream stuff, but I think you have it backwards. To much music is talk these day and not enough music. I remember when people liked songs because the music was kick ass, not always because of lyrics. In todays world the music is just background garbage for lyrics with not much thought put into it at all. I blame rap or hip hop for a lot of that. Lets just have the same beat for 4 minutes and the same looped bullshit with minor changes during the chorus. Not to mention most rap music is done on computers and shit even though sometimes they do have a band live. Why cant the band just be on the album?

I mean if rap music speaks to you then thats great, enjoy it. But I have nothing in common with anything anyone ever raps about for the most part, not to mention they just speak black jibberish most times. I mean, I guess it means something if youre black but I cant understand it.
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