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Would-be suicide jumper pushed off bridge
05/23/09 at 17:17:37
 
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/05/23/china.suicide/index.html

A passerby pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge in southern China because he was angry at the jumper's "selfish activity," Chinese media reported Saturday.

It happened Thursday in the city of Guangzhou as Chen Fuchao threatened to jump off Haizhu Bridge, China's Xinhua news agency reported.

The bridge has gained a "macabre" reputation with 11 jumpers having thrown themselves off the bridge since the start of April, Xinhua said.

Traffic was held up for nearly five hours and a crowd gathered as Chen sat on the bridge, threatening to jump, Xinhua reported.

Chen wanted to kill himself because he had 2 million yuan ($294,000) in debt after a failed construction project, Xinhua reported.

Lian Jiansheng, 66, who was passing by the bridge, offered to talk Chen down, Xinhua said. Police refused, but Lian broke through the police cordon and climbed to where Chen was sitting.

Lian greeted Chen with a handshake, then pushed him off the bridge, Xinhua said.

Chen fell 26 feet (8 meters) onto a partially-inflated emergency air cushion, damaging his spine and elbow in the fall, Xinhua said. He is now recovering in a hospital.

A photographer documented the sequence of events. The photographs show Lian, dressed in a T-shirt, shorts and socks, saluting to the crowd after pushing Chen off.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest," Lian told Xinhua. "They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

Police took Lian away after the incident, Xinhua said. It did not say whether he would face any charges.
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Hilarious I say.
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Reply #1 - 05/23/09 at 17:22:18
 
Im all for that. If someone wants to threaten suicide,  if they really meant it they would just do it. Others just threaten for attention. All this guy did was fulfill what someone was threatening but too much of a pussy to go through himself.
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Reply #3 - 05/23/09 at 18:31:51
 
Thats pretty funny. I see you have a hero now SynthR. That guy should have came to Toasty's house and threw him out a window.
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Reply #4 - 05/23/09 at 18:45:09
 
I will aspire to be this man. To wear casual clothing and make life or death decisions for others.
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Reply #5 - 05/23/09 at 23:43:07
 
Wow, attempted murder right in front of a huge crowd. That's ballsy, especially to gloat after it. Also douchey.
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Reply #6 - 05/24/09 at 03:09:00
 
the guy saluting made me crack up. Good story and pretty funny but fucked up.
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Reply #7 - 05/24/09 at 14:30:16
 
I read that this morning too. I also thought it was pretty funny.

You have to belive everytime someone does this, no matter where in the world, alot of people stuck in traffic because of it would've loved this dude because they were thinking the same thing.

CHEERS ASSHOLE!!! GTFO!!!!  Grin  Cheesy
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Reply #8 - 05/24/09 at 15:48:42
 
I think China is one of the only places where you could get away with this. I don't know what happened to Lian afterwards but I doubt he suffered much consequence. They probably bought him lunch. If this took place in Canada or the States this guy would probably be thrown in jail for attempted murder even though they had people ready to catch him.
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Reply #9 - 05/24/09 at 15:49:30
 
Haha I read that article the other day. Honestly, I would have done the same thing.

He really helped him be an hero. I salute you, Lian.
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Reply #10 - 05/24/09 at 18:27:34
 
We've just found the Chinese equivalent of The Punisher!
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Reply #11 - 05/24/09 at 22:49:17
 
That is the best news story probably ever written.  Well done.

It's funny though if that shit happened in the US, that guy would have been in jail.
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Reply #12 - 05/25/09 at 08:09:17
 
all this guy did was do what the cops were gonna do anyway, since there was a safety bag below him.. and considering this assholes was holding up traffic, he deserves it. the way I see it, if you're gonna sit there and threaten suicide, you better be ready to man up and do it... it'd have been better if someone drove by and threw a bottle at him
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Reply #13 - 05/25/09 at 16:41:34
 
Yea. Your right about if it happened here in the US. They probably would try him for attemped murder. How fucking retarted is that? He's only giving what that guy was asking for.

There would also be people who would say the guy that got pushed should sue either the police, and the guy that shoved him.

"The police didn't do enough good of a job protecting me. I'm going to sue for 1,000,000,000,000 My attorney is Mr Cocran"
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Reply #14 - 05/26/09 at 00:52:15
 
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