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Double Fucking Whammy....
05/15/09 at 09:46:56
 
I just got out of jail first off...long story short... I'm a retard... OWI... again yes...don't give me shit Fuck you... I wanted to play pool with strangers and drink some pitchers... I got followed home and pulled over for littering... yes littering... next thing I know I was in the holding cell and spent the next five days in county.

My bond was finnally released and I find out when I get home that I just got laid off. there is a return date... well tentative.. july 1st... we'll see...really I'm quite happy about the layoff... I've been doing constructive stuff all day.... even started working on a piece of art that I started like two years ago... spray paint is fun! I'm pretty much going backwards with what I had planned but I don't feel that I can quit drinking if I don't renew my interest in art... it saved me once... I'm hoping it can do that for me again. I don't know I'm not making sense I suppose.... whatever... maybe later I'll articulate if anyone cares.
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Reply #1 - 05/15/09 at 12:30:41
 
Ive been in juvy and jail before. I was always with a bad crowd. And I knew eventually I would see what it feels like to be in jail. I had my own cell so yea dont even ask.

Its one of the WORST experiences sitting in a cell. Its one of the things I wish I couild erase from my memory completey. Nothing is worse than waiting.
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Reply #2 - 05/15/09 at 13:39:47
 
Damn dude. Should watch where you chuck your used condoms.

Sorry to hear bout what happened. Hope all gets better but, I'm sure your realistic enough to not want smoke blown up your ass.

Or paint rosy red pictires with glasses on.
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Reply #3 - 05/15/09 at 20:03:53
 
Ah, jail. Such a sobering experience that is. That was how I started off 2008. I went to jail on January 1st of last year for a bench warrant. Stupid. I could have avoided it if I would have just went to court when I was supposed to. After that some things changed in my life. Sitting in a jail cell makes you feel like the most worthless, pathetic piece of shit in the world.

I think most people get picked up at one time or another in their life for stupid shit. Ive had countless friends I know spend a night in the slammer for dumb shit. Like a friend of mine who WALKED home from a bar instead of driving because he lived within reasonable walking distance and got picked up for public drunkenness. The cop actually told him he probably should have drove home. How fucked is that.

Welcome to the not having a job boat as well. If they dont let you back to the one you have now, good luck finding a new one. Hope that shit works out.

I do recommend doing fun things with your free time and if art helps you out then definetly continue that. Having an outlet in life makes all the difference. Now, if I would just follow me own advice and do something like start playing music again, continue writing my book, or start drawing again maybe Id feel better about myself as well.
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Reply #4 - 05/16/09 at 01:33:59
 
Yeah (Un)Employment sucks right now.  My job just laid off the final 20 workers they had and closed its doors today.  Seems they did it in stages, operators (me), carpenters, then trim workers.  So pretty much we all worked until the big boss didn't need us for our specialties anymore.  But I guess that's how it works.

Knock on wood, never been arrested, and never plan on it.  I must have been the luckiest person in the world, because I'm not exactly a law abiding citizen, but I can't tell you the juicy stories yet.

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Reply #5 - 05/16/09 at 08:33:20
 
good luck man, just be a little smarter. Damn litterers. That's pretty damn rough. Good luck finding work, I hope to find some shit soon because it looks like I may not have a place to stay soon.
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Reply #6 - 05/18/09 at 14:31:55
 
Of all the things to get pulled over for ... littering?! Honestly littering?!  For shame Order ... for shame!  I can't say that I have done some time ... just small station holdings and mainly for questioning.  I have been slammed down my cops in full riot gear ... that was a new experience that I wish I could forget.  I have spent my fair share of time in handcuffs ... uh ... you guys know what I mean.  Smiley
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Reply #7 - 05/19/09 at 10:29:51
 
Well anymore I don't even post unless I'm at least somewhat tanked... at the moment I'd say my Bac is acceptable for a post/reply whatever you want to call it....

I'm not quite as articulate when drunk but in a way it's more honest than when i'm not...the inhibitions are of course unrestrained... anyways.. Jail really isn't all that bad... mostly it's just incredibly boring and uncomfortable.... ( and by uncomfortable I don't mean a penis in your ass) theres very little confrontation going on in county in my area.. by uncomfortable I mean it literally.. the holding cell is the worst... and evereyone spends at least two days in there before they get upgraded to a cell block...the holding cell is literally sleeping on cement with a holy blanket. it's unbearable. no doubt. then when you hit the cell block it's like an amusement park ... cable and a bunch of random people to talk to... cards .. even uno... which was actually kinda fun... I was lucky no chomos in my block... the guys I was with were mostly just drunks and drug addict's so I fit in just fine. "which is kinda sad in a way. ) ...

I suppose I had a point or a story somewhere but I'm bored now.. so whatever.
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Reply #8 - 05/19/09 at 20:15:52
 
I just slept pretty much the entire time I was in jail. How, I dont really know. I think it was just my minds way of trying to deal with the situation because Ive never slept so long in my life. I even remember when I was about to leave some of the other inmates were like "that motherfucker has been sleeping all day".

Only other thing to do was read the one bible I just happened to find laying in the holding cell. Yes, I was so bored I read the fucking bible.

I did make it to a cell block myself. Thats when it sets in that this is for real. Boredom is by far the worst part. I could never go to jail for a long period of time for that reason. Honestly if I was ever sentenced to lengthy time in jail Id just fucking kill myself because it would be easier than sitting in a cell.
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Reply #9 - 05/19/09 at 22:17:04
 
XIZOR wrote on 05/19/09 at 20:15:52:
if I was ever sentenced to lengthy time in jail Id just fucking kill myself because it would be easier than sitting in a cell.


Yeah, fuck that, I'd rather die having lived an incredibly fun life then spend the next 25-life in a cell.  Fuck that.
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Reply #10 - 05/20/09 at 00:24:46
 
You guys are fucking bad ass! I wish I could go to jail like you guys.
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Reply #11 - 05/23/09 at 07:07:38
 
I've never been arrested, but I was taken away from an ex-gf's house 'cause her dad caught us fucking (we were 16), and he figured since I was a guy, they'd nail me and leave his "precious lil girl" alone.. but they told him that since it was consentual, that if he wanted them to book me, they'd have to book her too, so he dropped all charges. the worst parts was one, having to ride in the back of the Police Interceptor with those plastic seats.. and 2, actually having to call my mom to come pick me up from the police station. I was trying to think of anything but the truth, but everything seemed worse than admitting I skipped skool to have sex with my gf all day...

with my choice of activities, I shoulda been arrested by now. I used to street race every single Friday and Saturday from '01 to '04 and have run from the cops waaaaay too many times to count. there was even one night where were were out in the middle of nowhere, and 4 cops came out blocking the ways in and out, and I ended up having to push my car down some side road til I was out of earshot, then cranked up the car and got lost for 2 hrs.. blew up the motor in the process :/
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