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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: I'm getting just as tired of this as you guys. Reply #15 - 05/25/09 at 23:35:56 I'm 25 and have never been in one. I have no interest in it.
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Reply #16 - 05/26/09 at 00:50:23

They are fun if you like giving away all your money, enjoy paying three times as much for drinks, and getting cock teased all night long. The only good apart about strip clubs is that they make girls horny as hell. Take your girlfriend to a strip club, and if shes cool to begin with, I can guarantee you'll get laid all night long.

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Reply #17 - 05/26/09 at 16:03:05

It's actually funny because the club I always hang out at, the girls all know me so most of the times, they don't look for a buck. One actually gets upset with me. I always try now and play that little game. All I do is play dollar pool, and drink beer. Place isn't expensive, but it's not a hole in the wall either.

"They are fun if you like giving away all your money, enjoy paying three times as much for drinks, and getting cock teased all night long."

Hence why I go to that one. There is a few different ones I go to rarely and man, everytime I go it's like...."6-7 bucks for a beer?" Ohh...and door fee too?

That's only if I have alot of money to throw away. Fortunately, that's not the case. Grin

FUCKIN CHEAPSKATE!!!

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Reply #18 - 05/26/09 at 17:40:34

The allure to go to such a place is there but it's not who I am. I enjoy my privacy and being in a public place where adult acts take place goes against that. I could never be an exhibitionist or perhaps I can and it's laying dormant. Maybe I'm the mad streaker who has sex with three woman at once by the water fountains in the park.

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Reply #20 - 05/26/09 at 23:06:06

Yeah, I've learned a few tricks to avoid getting raped in the ass monetarily. Usually I get sloshed in the car before I walk in (this goes for dance clubs too). Then I'll stay away from the bar where the girls collect dollars, and play pool on one of the tables. I can still watch the girls, but I don't get hassled to put dollars in their g-string. A few of the girls I will walk up to when they are done dancing and tip them, but its a rarity. Yeah, I'm cheap too.

And lapdances are a waste. I've only got 2 in my life and both of them were expensive, although depending on the place you go to, you can get more than a lapdance. Just make sure you wear the condom she gives you

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Reply #21 - 05/27/09 at 05:05:34

Double post. On "Rescue Me" tonight, a couple guys were leaving the scene and Tommy Gavin (Leary) said, "Hey assholes, next time you want to go to a tittie bar, instead of going inside, just hand outside and bang your head against the wall a few times and then light all of your money in your pocket on fire. When you wake up you'll still be broke with a pounding headache but you'll still make it to work on time".

The smart ass answer back was "Ohh by the way, we're all going to be late tomorrow". Not super funny at all, but I thought it was extra funny because of the conversation here.

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Reply #22 - 05/27/09 at 15:13:15

Heh. Pretty much true. I've only gotten lucky 3 times in my life at a strip club. That's over the course of 20 years. Not a good statistic. The best part was I didn't have to shell out a whole lot of money either.

Like Scold said. They aren't that much of a rip off so long as you saty by the pool tables, (if they have them) and drink before you get inside.

Lap dances are a waste too. I just don't get that anymore. I loved it at 1st and then it was like......fuck.....I'm broke, hard, and still lonely.

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Reply #23 - 05/27/09 at 16:21:22

This shitty place in Philly called "Show and Tell" on Delaware Ave. is an 18+ titty bar. Yes, they do exhist. There's only two in Philly but I went on my 19th bday and a buddy of mine bought me a lap dance and I could touch anything but her goodies.

She tried to give me oral through a banana flavored condom, but that doesn't work out very well so she finished with her hand, but that's the only "luck" I've ever had at a strip club. They are a blast though if you have the money though. But I never have money, so I've only been a handful of times, once was to meet Carmen Luvana though, which was worth every fucking penny. I wish she was the banana flavored condom girl...

Which brings me to my next point...never kiss a stripper on the mouth, especially if she has banana breath.

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XIZOR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Posts: 7985	Re: I'm getting just as tired of this as you guys. Reply #24 - 05/27/09 at 20:33:57 I got a lap dance one time from this stripper and she flipped her crotch up in my face and almost broke my fucking nose with her vagina.
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: I'm getting just as tired of this as you guys. Reply #26 - 05/28/09 at 23:36:49 Your nose should have slid through like an ATM card.
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XIZOR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Posts: 7985	Re: I'm getting just as tired of this as you guys. Reply #27 - 05/29/09 at 00:21:42 No there was a midget trapped inside her vagina and he reached out and punched me in the nose. Now that I think about it it might have been Chuck Norris and I think I remember him yelling NO TOUCHING!
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Reply #28 - 05/29/09 at 13:38:55

XIZOR wrote on 05/29/09 at 00:21:42:

No there was a midget trapped inside her vagina and he reached out and punched me in the nose. Now that I think about it it might have been Chuck Norris and I think I remember him yelling NO TOUCHING!

OMFG!!! I think I knew that midget! He worked the door at a club downtown awile ago! Man.....that's creepy! Funny little motherfucker though. I swear dude, he was like 4' 5"

I have that same problem with $$$$ too. That's why I have a club I go to exclusively because not only do they know me there, but the girls know I'm not much on cash anyway. It also helps my freinds wife is one of the strippers. So when she's sitting with us, (Without a customer & drink) the others kind of leave us alone.

No lap dances at that place. It's better off anyway. To much mitigating curcumstanses to keep track of.

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