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Retards from other forums
05/09/09 at 21:26:00

Here's an idea for a thread. Besides TMA, we all obviously use the internet for browsing and we're likely to come across other forums where people are discussing topics or subjects that we have some interest.

Chances are we probably don't participate in these discussions, but all the same, I'm sure we've all seen some pretty stupid posts/replies, from some rather stupid people.

So let's just copy and paste some really stupid excerpts here. Feel free to add a brief description if it's not painfully obvious why the quotation is from a simpleton.

The following was posted by some random fan of GI Joe at some random GI Joe forum, where someone had asked people to simply post their favourite GI Joe characters.

"wow gi joe is real... coool.... theres another expense the american government could be without. just like the military. remember nine eleven? why did that happen? to deminish our freedom? to make a stand against what right in the world? no. they wanted us to get the hell out of thier country. how would you feel if you lived there? have you ever seen red dawn? wouldnt you want to fight back against the ones invade your country and who oppresses you? i support the troops and all but this isnt a war anymore, its racist murder and seizing of natural resorces. think retard, do u actually think this country has lead you in the right direction? do you actually think this is healthy? obsessing over something as panderous and as simple minded as blind patriotism? thats whats happening with gi joe. "gi joe the american hero?" what the mother f u c k does that mean? saving freedom for us all? well freedom just aint freedom when your backs against the wall. instead of thinking for this countries safety why dont you think of the worlds safety as well, i mean **** captain planet does itm, that makes him cooler than gi joe why dont you get into something like that. at least people wouldnt call you a fag anymore. and besides all that whos going to boot me? you? haha have fun trying dickhole.

pol pot"

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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #1 - 05/10/09 at 15:47:04 YAY!!! Did you know? I mean, WTF? How could anyone not know about that stuff going on way back in there? Sounds funny, but just not fun. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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The Dizaster Child Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Your dream girl is my fuck buddy. Posts: 7567 The Catastrophe Factory Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #2 - 05/10/09 at 21:58:30 damn, V-Wing is everywhere
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Re: Retards from other forums
Reply #3 - 05/13/09 at 04:04:38

On all the movie websites there was this GIGANTIC argument going on and on about which movie was better The Dark Knight or Iron Man. People would argue back and forth over the stupidest things too.

I remember one guy saying that he couldn't watch Iron Man because "it was soooo unrealistic and over the top" Like fucking Batman turning everyones cellphone into a huge radar thing is any better.

Speaking of TDK. THe next time you watch that movie ... here is something I found really funny about said scene. When Batman tells Morgan Freeman's character to "enter his name in the keyboard when your finished" if you play close attention to the machine he built .... there is like twelve keyboards on that damn thing!

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The Dizaster Child Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Your dream girl is my fuck buddy. Posts: 7567 The Catastrophe Factory Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #4 - 05/13/09 at 04:47:32 its so they can type without having to look down... ever
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Pse7en Ex Member	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #5 - 05/13/09 at 12:26:35 Gawd
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #6 - 05/16/09 at 15:19:51 Damn.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #7 - 05/16/09 at 17:17:56 shit.....
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XIZOR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Posts: 7985	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #8 - 05/16/09 at 18:10:51 Tom Selleck's Mustache.
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #9 - 05/17/09 at 04:56:26 Steven Seagal's ponytail.
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #10 - 05/17/09 at 04:57:00 Chuck Norris' beard.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #11 - 05/17/09 at 16:07:57 Bruce Lee Nunchuck
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #12 - 05/17/09 at 19:54:17 Chow Yun Fat's slanted eyes.
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XIZOR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Posts: 7985	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #13 - 05/17/09 at 20:38:17 Natalie Portmans nipples.
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: Retards from other forums Reply #14 - 05/17/09 at 23:17:56 Arnold Schwarzenegger's broken English.
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