Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register
TMA - Temporary Board
 
  HomeHelpSearchLoginRegister  
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send Topic Print
Hey Guys! (Read 1908 times)
bjyman
Human – Fungus Hybrid
*
Offline


I Love Space Jam!

Posts: 3
Hey Guys!
05/06/09 at 19:10:48
 
Hi guys, it has been a long time. I bet many of you have missed me, even if you would never admit it, fools that you are.


I thought that since it was obvious that none of you would manage to decipher my fiendishly clever plots, I would simply reveal it all to you, right here on fake BOTW.


As you may know, there have been a number of posts by a certain Chlamydia, and also by a member by the name of Doxycycline. But have you ever considered the possibility that perhaps... these two are actually one and the same? Moreover... that perhaps... not only are they the same person, but that they are in fact aliases of one of TMA's proudest veterans ever? Ha! I guess not!!!


Well, surprise! Both of these are aliases of mine. Only someone as brilliant as I could not only come up with such a fantastic plan, but also pull it off so easily. So smoothly. I masturbate to myself when I think about it. I bet God does too, for not only am I a leader, I am... THE... leader.


It wasn't hard pretending that I had a vagina. Truth be told, I have always desired one. Not to claim another person's vagina as mine, for who wants to get kooties? I mean to actually have it, hold it and OWN IT. I used to dream wonderful dreams of Hellbent fingering my clitoris. In fact, even now, I wish that he had kept true to his promise of coming to visit me. Ah, coming. You don't even have to misspell the word to establish its fragrant, intoxicating effect.
Back to top
 

(Attachment deleted)
 
IP Logged
 
Doxycycline
Certified Astronaut
***
Offline


I Love Space Jam!

Posts: 27
Re: Hey Guys!
Reply #1 - 05/06/09 at 21:55:03
 
See we're still getting new people.
Back to top
 

(Attachment deleted)
 
IP Logged
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send Topic Print