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Doxycycline Certified Astronaut Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 27	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #15 - 05/06/09 at 01:54:21 Not when there's an STD around.
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-SCoLD- Admin Offline Everybody dies, but not everybody lives. Posts: 1534	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #16 - 05/06/09 at 01:56:24 You are an STD, both technically and metaphorically.
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Doxycycline Certified Astronaut Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 27	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #17 - 05/06/09 at 01:58:00 Methaphorically STDs and antibiotics don't mix.
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Hellbent Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline She's a goblin girl. Posts: 8090 Gender:	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #18 - 05/06/09 at 04:37:05 So you are AIDS.
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Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out
Reply #19 - 05/06/09 at 13:36:21

Doxycycline wrote on 05/06/09 at 01:20:34:

It's not a good idea to be talking about sex right now.

So when is? Or are we all just going to have to find ways of talking around the subject? Ohhhhhhhh ok.......

So here I was in the morning holding my carrot, trying to figure out if the pistacio's needed rubbed too. I figured to tenderize them considering my beef was feeling healthy. I managed to get the recipie finished by making sure the buttercream went into the cheese cloth, instead of on the floor.

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Doxycycline Certified Astronaut Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 27	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #20 - 05/06/09 at 13:39:57 Well it's just that talking about sex could lead to other things which isnt a good idea right now.
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #21 - 05/06/09 at 16:55:19 Doxycycline wrote on 05/06/09 at 13:39:57: Well it's just that talking about sex could lead to other things which isnt a good idea right now. Yea. It's gonna lead to me getting my fucking balls off. I think that's the whole idea of sex. How much do you need to overdose yourself?
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Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out
Reply #22 - 05/09/09 at 05:15:52

Doxycycline wrote on 05/06/09 at 13:39:57:

Well it's just that talking about sex could lead to other things which isnt a good idea right now.

'cause it'd make him wanna go hang himself for being a virgin this long.. fucking weinerbag

Mag, me or my ex-wife arent into the 3-way thing.. and my gf is 100% against it to the point where even if I joke about it, I get the stinkeye from her.. 'cause then she starts to think that I'm being truthful in my jokes... but its my fault, I guess. I was warned about Puerto Rican girls and their jealousy and anger

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Reply #23 - 05/09/09 at 14:53:42

One of my favorite experiences in playing WOW back in the day (3 years ago i guess maybe)

A guildie of mine, she and I were both warlocks. And I was helping her play her warlock correctly during raids. Well we became good friends. we started doing phone/webcam sex and enjoying eachother alot. Well, we finally decided to meet. We met down by her at North Carolina and I got a hotel room for us. My god, it was one of my favorite experiences with another woman. So we met a few times. In fact, a few of the times, she brought her gorgeous delicious red headed girl friends in on our "meetings".

She loved getting choked
She loved anal
She loved oral
She can chow down on my man meat with no problems
She loved my man goo.
She loved threesomes with other girls
She loved tit fucking and had the tits for it and so did her friend
She had beautiful tattoos.
She loves getting rough i mean and she can scream.

Later on, I found out she had a husband and h was in the military and she also had a kid I never knew about. I dont like cheating, so I called it off and we became friends. But I realized why she never wanted me to see her "home".

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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #24 - 05/09/09 at 16:02:40 Wow 7. Well....that's the reason she was fucking the shit outta you. She wasn't getting it from where she should. Funny how that works.
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The Dizaster Child Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Your dream girl is my fuck buddy. Posts: 7567 The Catastrophe Factory Gender:	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #25 - 05/10/09 at 22:33:45 wow man, thats pretty fucked up. not on your end, seeing as how she kinda kept you in the dark.. and you did do the right thing when you knew better... altho, she sounds like a kick-ass time.. I'll say that much
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JJS Certified Astronaut Offline I Love Space Jam! Posts: 34	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #26 - 05/12/09 at 21:34:09 Masturbation is gods way of basically giving yourself a high-five. And it's AWESOME.
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The Dizaster Child Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Your dream girl is my fuck buddy. Posts: 7567 The Catastrophe Factory Gender:	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #27 - 05/13/09 at 05:52:22 JJS wrote on 05/12/09 at 21:34:09: Masturbation is gods way of basically giving yourself a high-five. Quote of the Year.. right there ^^^
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Pse7en Ex Member	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #28 - 05/13/09 at 12:24:28 LOL
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Magnum Admin Offline What? Not now. I'm Masturbating. Posts: 6060 Who wants the undies? Come on! Gender:	Re: Masterbation really does get the poison out Reply #29 - 05/13/09 at 14:58:01 The Dizaster Child wrote on 05/13/09 at 05:52:22: JJS wrote on 05/12/09 at 21:34:09: Masturbation is gods way of basically giving yourself a high-five. Quote of the Year.. right there ^^^ Just wipe your fucking hands 1st you bastard.
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